impostorjackass

Well now that he put the KYE-BOSH on the funding for those pesky abortion related family planning programs there are billions of federal dollars available to further appease the religious right with funding for "programs" (this "programs" bullshit is G. W.'s way of circumventing the whole "separation of church and state" thing"). I guess the U.S. Constitution doesn't apply to old George Dubya. I feel bad for people with vaginas...and people with an abundance of pigment in their skin.....oh, and people who are attracted to their same sex. All people whose concerns, freedom, and general welbeing will be disregarded under the new administration who is obviously DEAD SET on satisfying every whim of the racist, homophobic, misogynist religious right. Please people, vote next time! cutting funding for family planning programs= a slap in the face to women (the majority of them at least, barring the self loating pro-life sect that feel that the government should control their bodies). funding religious programs with federal dollars= unconstitional and excludes groups not favored by the religious groups benifited (especially gays). FYI- many of Catholic organizations provide "programs" to combat "the plague of homosexuality", homosexuals are indoctrinated into believing that can "straighted" through prayer. I wonder if those "programs" are eligible for this new funding. IJA

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Are all of these the same person? I have independently traced their IPs with a little help from a guy who we'll simply call "D": bastardino mastardino dastardino _hung_low DaVe mrbumps Wait a minute! Whats DaVe doing on the impostor list!? DaVe!?!?!? Say it aint so!!!!!! -IJA

All impostors welcome. email: impostormeetups@aol.com to RSVP

I M P O S T O R S ! You people are all full of shit. How many stupid irrelevant and disgusting posts have we read from "real" members of the board. "Real", whatever that means. Do you think I'm not real? Am I just a phantom in the DSN line? I am a regular person and so are the rest of the impostors. Just cause we dont kiss everyones ass you call us impostors. Whatever. Blocked IP's: My IP has been blocked before. Funny thing is, my IP is different everyday. The only way to ban me is to ban the entirety of the ISP I am on and that wont happen. I got banned from Clubplanet for doing a joke post about a concerned mother who thought her daughter was on drugs. That must have freaked the crackheads out so much that I had to be banned. What kind of bullshit is that? That post was fuckin classic. I got over 80 replies in less than an hour before it was deleted. I never even caused any really hardcore drama. I wont tell you who I post as, but it aint bastardino or any of those mean ones. Mine are always jokes. Sometimes people dont get it. Irony is hard to understand when your a 19 year old crackhead who thinks of this board as "real life". Its just a message board people grow up. And as far as that myth goes about "they are all just one guy with different names", thats bullshit. I know cause different people have p.m.ed me with their "real" names and told me who they impostor as and vice-versa. There are many impostors on here and some of them are long time, well liked people who are just fed up with the monotany of the board these days. Some of the meanest ones are regulars who you all know and like. If I told you who some of the real trouble makers are, it would surely cause a stir between certain close friends. And all you people who registered in August and November of 2000 and call this "your" board and callin everyone a newbie, let me tell you something: I've been on this board since early 98. I aint no newbie, you guys are the newbies. -IJA time to go post as my "real" name so noone gets wise to me.

Admit it DaVe, you passed this one around the office too. Even Bindra replied LOL to the e-mail I sent him. IJA

I know a few of you have trusted me with your true screen names and I promised to keep them secret, but this stuff has just gone too far. Some of you guys have caused people alot of pain and at least one board member I know of has even been experiencing chest pains because of your off color brand of low-brow humor. I will be posting a comprehensive list of impostor names and the corresponding "real" screen names in the near future, maybe this will quell some of the chest pains our community is feeling. Now the question is do you guys think this will help? Do you think VS will read my list and subsequently "knock-them-the-fuck-out" and if so would I be held accountable? Do you think Twilo management will hose them down naked and stuff them all in a closet? IJA

That is the most ignorant and racially offensive statement I have ever read on this message board. For once I am not joking. IJA

*bowsdowntothenewking/queenofimpostors* *rollseyeslikebrandie* That was fuckin hilarious!!! Seriously though, this impostor msoprano has a point that should "knot" be taken lightly. Don't take yourself too seriously especially on a public BB. If you do the only person that suffers is you. I conceed that some of these impostors are definitly going too far even by my standards. Just ignore them, believe me it's your only defense. Even though some of the really mean impostors were funny as hell (i LMFAO!) its true that there is another person at the other end that really might be hurt. I have taken pride in the fact that over the past months I have made most of you laugh without being malicious (well not as much as some of the other jackasses!) And if your saying I didnt make you laugh your either full of shit or you have no idea what names I post under cause even the more serious members of the board have responded to my stuff with a "LMAO" or something similar. Many go as far to send me p.m.s givin me props including some high ranking ClubPlanet employees that shall remean "NaMe" less. I have no interest in anything on this board that is not funny. The details of your personal lives bore and sometimes disgust me, and I know I'm not alone. Some people have no interest in anything that is not club related. The point is we all are here for different reasons, so to each his own. We all have to get along because to many peoples dismay, the IP fairy isnt gonna come and sort everything out (contrary to what Dmitry might say), and VS isnt EVER gonna knock ANYONE "the-fuck-out". *hugsthewholeboard* *dropspantsandbeginstotakeadumpinhonorofeggmok* luv, IJA [This message has been edited by impostorjackass (edited 11-17-2000).]

uno IJA

if this guy isn't a cop, i will blow jaysea.

Yeah, thats them... ..but don't plan on hooking up with them unless you have a penis.

Check da p.m's babe.

he's sucking on a balloon.... but this is no ordinary ballooon... its filled with the gas nitrous oxide... laughing gas... he he he ha ha but this is no laughing matter- CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH

i asked her name... but she turned away... as she walked on... all that I could say was, mmmm hmmmm yeah yeah mmmm hmmmm yeah yeah mmmm hmmmm yeah yeah