impostorjackass

Well now that he put the KYE-BOSH on the funding for those pesky abortion related family planning programs there are billions of federal dollars available to further appease the religious right with funding for "programs" (this "programs" bullshit is G. W.'s way of circumventing the whole "separation of church and state" thing"). I guess the U.S. Constitution doesn't apply to old George Dubya. I feel bad for people with vaginas...and people with an abundance of pigment in their skin.....oh, and people who are attracted to their same sex. All people whose concerns, freedom, and general welbeing will be disregarded under the new administration who is obviously DEAD SET on satisfying every whim of the racist, homophobic, misogynist religious right. Please people, vote next time! cutting funding for family planning programs= a slap in the face to women (the majority of them at least, barring the self loating pro-life sect that feel that the government should control their bodies). funding religious programs with federal dollars= unconstitional and excludes groups not favored by the religious groups benifited (especially gays). FYI- many of Catholic organizations provide "programs" to combat "the plague of homosexuality", homosexuals are indoctrinated into believing that can "straighted" through prayer. I wonder if those "programs" are eligible for this new funding. IJA

gonna blast squeeze first ask questions last wait till most of these so called gangstas pass at last a nigga rappin bout blunts and broads tits and bras menage e tois sex in expensive cars but still leave you on the pavement condo paid for no car payment at my araignment not for the plaintif your daughters tied up in the Brooklyn basement face it not guilty thats how I stay filthy richer than richie till you niggas come to get me UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH RIP Chris

Are all of these the same person? I have independently traced their IPs with a little help from a guy who we'll simply call "D": bastardino mastardino dastardino _hung_low DaVe mrbumps Wait a minute! Whats DaVe doing on the impostor list!? DaVe!?!?!? Say it aint so!!!!!! -IJA

All impostors welcome. email: impostormeetups@aol.com to RSVP

I M P O S T O R S ! You people are all full of shit. How many stupid irrelevant and disgusting posts have we read from "real" members of the board. "Real", whatever that means. Do you think I'm not real? Am I just a phantom in the DSN line? I am a regular person and so are the rest of the impostors. Just cause we dont kiss everyones ass you call us impostors. Whatever. Blocked IP's: My IP has been blocked before. Funny thing is, my IP is different everyday. The only way to ban me is to ban the entirety of the ISP I am on and that wont happen. I got banned from Clubplanet for doing a joke post about a concerned mother who thought her daughter was on drugs. That must have freaked the crackheads out so much that I had to be banned. What kind of bullshit is that? That post was fuckin classic. I got over 80 replies in less than an hour before it was deleted. I never even caused any really hardcore drama. I wont tell you who I post as, but it aint bastardino or any of those mean ones. Mine are always jokes. Sometimes people dont get it. Irony is hard to understand when your a 19 year old crackhead who thinks of this board as "real life". Its just a message board people grow up. And as far as that myth goes about "they are all just one guy with different names", thats bullshit. I know cause different people have p.m.ed me with their "real" names and told me who they impostor as and vice-versa. There are many impostors on here and some of them are long time, well liked people who are just fed up with the monotany of the board these days. Some of the meanest ones are regulars who you all know and like. If I told you who some of the real trouble makers are, it would surely cause a stir between certain close friends. And all you people who registered in August and November of 2000 and call this "your" board and callin everyone a newbie, let me tell you something: I've been on this board since early 98. I aint no newbie, you guys are the newbies. -IJA time to go post as my "real" name so noone gets wise to me.

Admit it DaVe, you passed this one around the office too. Even Bindra replied LOL to the e-mail I sent him. IJA

I know a few of you have trusted me with your true screen names and I promised to keep them secret, but this stuff has just gone too far. Some of you guys have caused people alot of pain and at least one board member I know of has even been experiencing chest pains because of your off color brand of low-brow humor. I will be posting a comprehensive list of impostor names and the corresponding "real" screen names in the near future, maybe this will quell some of the chest pains our community is feeling. Now the question is do you guys think this will help? Do you think VS will read my list and subsequently "knock-them-the-fuck-out" and if so would I be held accountable? Do you think Twilo management will hose them down naked and stuff them all in a closet? IJA

That is the most ignorant and racially offensive statement I have ever read on this message board. For once I am not joking. IJA

*bowsdowntothenewking/queenofimpostors* *rollseyeslikebrandie* That was fuckin hilarious!!! Seriously though, this impostor msoprano has a point that should "knot" be taken lightly. Don't take yourself too seriously especially on a public BB. If you do the only person that suffers is you. I conceed that some of these impostors are definitly going too far even by my standards. Just ignore them, believe me it's your only defense. Even though some of the really mean impostors were funny as hell (i LMFAO!) its true that there is another person at the other end that really might be hurt. I have taken pride in the fact that over the past months I have made most of you laugh without being malicious (well not as much as some of the other jackasses!) And if your saying I didnt make you laugh your either full of shit or you have no idea what names I post under cause even the more serious members of the board have responded to my stuff with a "LMAO" or something similar. Many go as far to send me p.m.s givin me props including some high ranking ClubPlanet employees that shall remean "NaMe" less. I have no interest in anything on this board that is not funny. The details of your personal lives bore and sometimes disgust me, and I know I'm not alone. Some people have no interest in anything that is not club related. The point is we all are here for different reasons, so to each his own. We all have to get along because to many peoples dismay, the IP fairy isnt gonna come and sort everything out (contrary to what Dmitry might say), and VS isnt EVER gonna knock ANYONE "the-fuck-out". *hugsthewholeboard* *dropspantsandbeginstotakeadumpinhonorofeggmok* luv, IJA [This message has been edited by impostorjackass (edited 11-17-2000).]

if this guy isn't a cop, i will blow jaysea.

Yeah, thats them... ..but don't plan on hooking up with them unless you have a penis.

Check da p.m's babe.

he's sucking on a balloon.... but this is no ordinary ballooon... its filled with the gas nitrous oxide... laughing gas... he he he ha ha but this is no laughing matter- CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH

i asked her name... but she turned away... as she walked on... all that I could say was, mmmm hmmmm yeah yeah mmmm hmmmm yeah yeah mmmm hmmmm yeah yeah

Especially the part about Kevin Aviance being to drunk to perform. lol

I thought that was you Cazz. I saw you downstairs!! I almost came up and said, "Hi I'm that jerk off imposter guy from the message board", but I had to run upstairs with VisciousSpinner to look for p00h so we could knock him the fuck out. by the way... NICE RACK, HONEYPANTS!!!!! And I though Daisy Dukes and rhinestone studded tube tops were out this season, WERQ IT GURL!!!

huh huh....huh huh...Dave likes to twiddle his 'knob'....huh huh.... Seriously though, you do have a good point, i didn't say wouldn't prefer the analogs if I had a choice, but speaking in terms of cost and convenience compared to finding and buying the actual analog 909,808 and 303's (not to mention the PCF, distortion filter, and Compressor that it comes with) you cant beat it. But if you have the means to go analog, more power to you. But let it be known.....there is no shame WHATSOEVER in using soft synths!!! I'm comin out of the closet right now!! IJA

Fuck the 909. Re-Birth v.2 has a perfect 909 soft synth. If you got v.1 you should get the upgrade. Get Cubase VST and some plug-ins, and a MIDI workstation (all together are cheaper than a 909) and you'll be set. Just my opinion though, if you really want to blow a few grand on somethin that does the same thing as Re-Birth go for it. I use Re-Birth myself. IJA

O.k. Casey....now Dave made an assumption that I am starting much of the drama and even went as far as to accuse me of posting under specific user names, based solely on the fact that I defended the impostors rights to post as they wish. How, may I ask, is that ANY different than people seeing a naked girl at a club and based on just that assuming that she is a "slut" as people who posted here did. When people made that assumption, both you and Dave accused everyone making such an assumption of being "closedminded", but now that I am suggesting that Dave is guilty of the same thing he and you were critisizing just yesterday, you are saying that it's o.k. Why is it that when people make assumptions that disagree with your opinions they are closeminded, and when people make assumptions that agree with your opinioins: "that has nothing to do with being open-minded." Do you just make this stuff up as you go along, myandering your opinion on this matter to suit your needs at the particular moment?

First of all Dave, you will get an apology, I'm sorry. I admit I took some of what you said the wrong way (didnt read too carefully) and was a little harsh with my replies, so sorry man. And sorry to Casey too, I know she's a sweet girl. Secondly, I never said I got "complaints" from Dave, I said I got "compliments" from Dave and I was refering to you and not the board administrator. See, now we have both misunderstood each other. But anyway Dave, I have enjoyed numerous posts with you and will continue to do so in one way or another, but lets not get off Cazz's original point of the thread: if someone is obviously being a Jackass, don't play into it, cause they are probably doing it for shits and giggles anyway, so ingnore it. If you play into, your just as guilty for the drama that insues. Sure, I could go for the cheap thrill and trade insults with those guys who just keep making up new names everyday (which i don't do) but wheres the fun in that. I just ignore their feeble attempts at humor and stick with my own threads. Like I said, I prefer some level of sophistication. And since I got your attention Dave, whats up with that British humour stuff? I mean I been watchin Benny Hill since I was five years old and to be honest, I just don't get it. And "Are You Being Served", whats up with that???? j/k IJA

Dave, dont take this the wrong way cause its just my opinion, but i think that use of the word 'if' thing is nothing but a cop-out. If you didnt mean it to be taken as an accusation, you shouldn't have said it at all. Casey's post reflects that even she thought you were making assumptions, if you will read where she says "You can't blame Dave for assuming ANYTHING". I stand by what I said about Casey myandering, cause her defense of Daves remarks is in direct conflict with her whole stance on people making assumptions on the naked girl thing yesterday. But like I said, I don't mean it as a personal insult, but if you do feel the need to insult me (by calling my life sad =), go ahead. And Casey, I am sorry you feel that what I do is sad, seeing as you don't really have any idea what I have posted in the past. I did say that I have angered people, but dont take that to me I am one of those guys that just hocks insults around freely. I have recieved numerous compliments from other board members for my posts and replies including Dave (the Englisman, not the Adminisrator) on more than a few occasions. Believe me, I am very good at what I do here and my posts usually have quite a bit of sophistication to them (not the regular STFU stuff that is so common place on this board). And no, I dont just make up fake names everyday to use to insult people, and some (at least one for sure) of my names you guys think are "real" (i guess thats the opposite of impostors) board members are me. Oh, well, you guys are great anyway, even though we are disagreeing about this thread. You are probably going throgh a different thread with me now on another topic and dont even know it, does that make me sad? Whatever. At least I aint board (sic) at work. love, A Horses Ass of an Impostor Low Life Scum

uh, please Dave, i called someone out on a rediculous statement she made regarding the "freedom of speech" issue, and even made it a point to say it was not a personal attack on her, she cited the "freedom of speech" issue first, not me, I was just defending my views on it. Now your making a personal attack on me and my life (which you know nothing about). i didnt stoop to that so why did you. Who are you to say who is wasting their life or not. What makes your 1100 posts any more constructive or legitamate, or for that matter less of a waste of life than anyone eles'. That is a matter of opinion. You dont know what other names i post under, or dont post under so dont make assmptions or comments about whether or not I have posted constructively in the past or continue to do so now. For a self professed "open minded person" you sure do make a lot of assumptions and accusations. I dont mean any of this as an insult, but those are my views and I stand by them all firmly.

cazz, have you checked your private messages sweetie cakes?

First off, let me start by saying this isnt a personal attack on Casey, but applies to many of the people on this board... Sorry to disagree her Casey, but freedom of speech does very much include name calling. If you are so able to decide what speech should and shouldnt be protected, why shouldn't the government? Who are you do decide what this board should be about? Who I am to decide that for that matter, who is anyone except for the people that OWn it, which aint anyone who posts here. It's easy for all of you "open minded" people to stand by freedom of speech until someone says something that you disagree with, then you get all up in arms. That is what defines "closed mindedness" and hypocracy. I dont mean this as an insult, it is just the truth. I dont recall anyone gettin all offended when people were calling George W. Bush and Guilliani Nazi's a couple of weeks ago. Or does that NOT qualify as name calling, cause you personally dont like them. Do you think that was any more justified than calling some girl a "slut", cause there is NO difference whatsoever. Guilliani and Bush are REAL people just like Cuteness or whatever her name is, so why didnt you get up on your high horse then?? I dont mean this as an insult, I am actually trying to make a real point this time (for once!). A Jackass Impostor Guy. [This message has been edited by impostorjackass (edited 08-30-2000).]

Dont take it seriously! At least someone here gets it. Cara you RULE! I think I love you sweetie pants! This board is nothing more than way for a "Clubplanet" to make money by generating a hefty amount of web traffic. If you are really naive enough to think that this is all here to serve anyone other than the purpose of business, you are a bigger Jackass than us impostor guys. I don't doubt that the guys like Parish and DaVe really care about the club scene, cause honestly I think they do and there hearts are in the right place. But just the same as Twilo cares about the bottom line, Exit cares about the bottom line, and SF cares about the bottom line, so do the people that actually own ClubPlanet. This is a business folks. Do you have any idea how much web traffic this board attracts? Do you have any idea how much more traffic it attracts in the midst of the so called "drama". People actually come here form other boards (Deeper)!.The more traffic they get, the more money they make. Plain and simple. Ban people from posting on the bard? You must be joking! Stop the Drama? Please! As long as people are visiting this site frequently, they could care less what you are saying or who you are posting as (impostors)or anything eles for that matter. This board is open to anyone who will fill out a questionairre. There will always be drama, and I can assure you there will always be PLENTY of Jackasses to start it. Again, the more people who register, the more newsletters they send out, the more hits on their website/message board: all equal money in their pockets. Some people need to get over themselves and/or get a life! Do you know how funny you look to us drama queen Jackases when you get all mad and flustered, especially when we really dont care either way about what you are gettin all riled up arguing with us about. But just as Cazz said, it wasnt drama until you played into our little game. It wasnt drama until you made it be. If you think someone is posting just to get an argument, dont respond to it, cause i can assure you that you are never gonna win arguing with a Jackass on a message board who really jsut sees this as a way to entertain him/herself and really could care less about what you are so addamently arguing with them about. You are just wasting your time. love, A Jackass Impostor guy.