~surreal~

CLEAN OUT YER MESSAGE BOX!

With all that alcohol, anyone would of had fun just sitting under a tree!

Welcome back to L.A. and to the board! The question is: Do the both of you enjoy the same type of music? If so, you may have fun together regardless of the dress code. Take weyes' suggestion -- spundae has a good mix of people with different styles, so both you and your girlfriend will feel comfortable without feeling over- or underdressed.

hee hee

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?" "Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car" the man replies. The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" It wasss at the end of thiss key" the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's unit is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out- "SON OF A BITCH ----- THEY GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, TOO!

Love the pic of the CUTE little boy!!!! OMG, he's a doll!

I'm not going to BT, but I've been told his style is Breaks.

hee hee, i didn't think you were pressing. i was joking about the one day grace period.

Yep, SARS related. Now, I'll be spending the months of June thru Aug. in "Joysey" instead. Guess I better start posting in that forum, hee hee.

hee hee since i double posted at the inception of this thread, i figured i had a grace period of one day before my next post.

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i'm in the same boat. it's just no fun being responsible and sticking to a budget, now is it? I did, however, just find out that my trip to China this summer has a 99.999% chance of being cancelled...which means I coulda went to Deep just fine! Oh well...there's always next time, right?

Sweet line-up!

Tonight! Who's in? http://www.cued-up.com/calendar/calendar.php?op=view&id=1000 A little birdy told me "Little" Louie Vega will be there tonight...

What a fabulous dress! Where was this picture taken and who is the wearer? Amazing design!

Courtesy of Vaughnblue (I know you're lurking ) Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks. The second said, You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance! The third proclaimed, Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down! The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog.

Now, now, don't hold me to this...keeping up w/ the JOTD thread comes w/ a lot of responsibility...I'm not sure I can take that on right now. But I definitely welcome submissions.

Well, I have to admit I had a blast at Spundae last Saturday. Now, it wasn't b/c the music had me in a "trance" -- it was the people! The music was good, and Ferry layed down a few tracks that pulled at my heart strings, but it wasn't the best set I've heard. (I preferred this set over his 2002 April apearance @ Guvernment, Toronto, however.) Spundae is one of the few places for true music lovers to dance the night and morning away while enjoying the company of, not just friends, but perfect strangers. Even the ticket collector sets the tone with his smile that reads "Have a fookin' blast!" Where else can you go where the doorman greets you not just with a smile but w/ a hug! That man is classic. I'm happy to see some things haven't changed.

Hi lalate, I used to work at AD when it was the Playroom. What's the afterhours like now on Sat. mornings (411 on djs, music, cover, etc)? Thanks in advance. C ps hi weyes!

A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys. The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.' With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again. The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his Lone Star beer. His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

Yeah, where is Joseph's?

you were @ spundae!? Darn. I shoulda contacted you. Hey, you going to Tiesto? It's right up your alley! Anyway, I'll post pix from Spundae, maybe you'll recognize me...not that i'm so special, but you know how sometimes you just recognize a person or remember seeing them even if it's just for a second.