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SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and.. PARANOID: He knows if you've been sleeping, he knows when your awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,Maybe I'll tell you why... BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire... OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,.....(better start again) ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Are they greyish and speckled? 'cause if they are....hold on tight!!! And hook me up!!!!! you can check out some others reports at... www.pillreports.com enjoy and be safe. read some info at http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdma.shtml ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

BUMP ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

YES...I think the phazon system rulez!!! ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

I believe my partner in technocrime is correct. = ) ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Ok, im going to LA for chirstmas, and my odds of going down were pretty low. I'm happy. = ) ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote: "Come the millennium, month 12, In the home of greatest power, The village idiot will come forth To be acclaimed the leader." hmmmmm.....????? ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

hey, put the pharamacist in on that alexi delano loop. = ) thanks for the tip joey... and jilly....i'll see you there?????? ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

I used to be a bigtime bong fan. I went so far as to buy a JBD 2 foot custom tube...her name is portia. After visting some friends in Vienna, Austria though, I was schooled on the European/Amsterdam joint. The method of glueing 4 large papers together, mixing the herb with some quality tobacco, and placing a nice filter in there. I have perfected the perfect cone and would much prefer to take the time to construct a nice cone. Don't get me wrong, after a nice hard roll, at the end of the night, there is always that one tube that puts me over the top, and I know it's time to call it a night, but all in all, I would rather smoke a nice fat cone. ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

OK....I know this is probably a fake...my still a little spooky nonetheless.... http://www.creepysites.com/0peter/code/09dp.html ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Company Christmas Party? what's that? Christmas Bonus? What's that? Yeah.....you got it....totally scroodged from the company this year....fuckers!!! ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

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1. Imagine that we read of an election occurring anywhere in the third world in which the self-declared winner was the son of the former Prime Minister, and that the former Prime Minister was himself the former head of the nation's secret police (CIA); 2. Imagine that the self-declared winner lost the popular vote, but won based on some old colonial holdover (Electoral College) from that nation's pre-democracy past; 3. Imagine that the self-declared winner's victory turned on disputed votes cast in a province governed by his brother; 4. Imagine that the poorly drafted ballots of one district, a district heavily favoring the self-declared winner's opponent, led thousands of voters to vote for the wrong candidate; 5. Imagine that members of that nation's most despised caste, fearing for their lives/livehihoods, turned out in record numbers to vote in near-universal opposition to the self-declared winner's candidacy; 6. Imagine that hundreds of members of that most despised caste were intercepted on their way to the polls by state police operating under the authority of the self-declared winner's brother; 7. Imagine that six million people voted in the disputed province and that the self-declared winner's lead was only 327 votes. Fewer, certainly, than the vote-counting machines' margin of error; 8. Imagine that the self-declared winner and his political party opposed a more careful by-hand inspection and re-counting of the ballots in the disputed province, or in its most hotly disputed district; 9. Imagine that the self-declared winner, himself a governor of a major province, had the worst human rights record of any province in his nation and actually led the nation in executions; 10. Imagine that a major campaign promise of the self-declared winner was to appoint like-minded human rights violators to lifetime positions on the high court of that nation. None of us would deem such an election to be representative of anything other than the self-declared winner's will-to-power. All of us would wearily turn the page thinking that it was another sad tale of pitiful pre- or anti-democracy peoples in some strange elsewhere! ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Sì, parlo un po'di italiano, lo Come posso aiutare? ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

French Canadian/English ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

22. I was still young enough to party my ass off, and still feel fine the next day. ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

http://centro-fly.com/ ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

DAMN GOOD IDEA!!!! DAVE?????????? ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Indeed I remember Disciple. He pushed the limits, and make a name for house musik. Check this one out..... http://www.netmix.com/v3/ram/disciple.ram enjoy! ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Carola was very very nice.... = ) Nice and downtempo (for carola)....I got very excited when he pointed to me and asked me to light his cigarette. (god, I'm such a dj slut.) = P ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Apparently these are real lonely hearts column entries MINISTRY OF SOUND MAGAZINE ARE YOU AGED 18-30,female,slim build,into hardcore techno, a recent graduate and into politics? Then F**k off! I want a shit-thick 16 year old handbag bird with no opinions and massive tits! Reply to box. xxxx WHERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt,platform trainers,dancing to left of the stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I was the guy curled up under the speaker stack.I meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers. But I'm ok now!Reply to xxxx ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth are going to Cream this weekend. Me and my mates are going to nick all your valuables while you're out because we're thieving scally b**tards. Reply to xxxx IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in the Acton High Street area of West London and you're particularly into old skool Chicago sounds,please turn your stereo down because some of us are f**king trying to get some b**tard sleep.Reply to xxxx ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black and silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the Ministry toilets about three months ago without any form of birth control. Please write to me.I'd...ummmm...love to hear from you.Just to see how you are and stuff. Don't worry,there's nothing to worry about. Really. It's just that I'm going to have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A party.Reply xxxx WANTED:COCAINE Lots of it.Reply to xxxx ARE YOU THE man standing three feet away from me at the bar in Fabric, smiling weakly and smelling rather too strongly of IsseyMiyake? Because if you look at my tits one more time,I am going to glass you. Reply to xxxx ARE YOU A frequent visitor to the nightclubs of Rugby? They're shite, aren't they?Reply to xxxx ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Bob Sinclair- 6PM, HMV, Herald Square...... ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Now Jilly- I'm gonna start thinking you're trying to avoid me or somethin'. = ) Sorry you can't make it girl.....I hope we get to meet SOMETIME! = ) have a good night, and I promise I won't gloat, er....tell you how bad it was. ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

MONDAY DECEMBER 11 Tronic Treatment This week: Marco Carola (4 hour set) Next week: Function, The Genie, Douglas Alexander Guernica 10p- 25 Avenue B 21+, Free If you like techno at all, you MUST NOT miss a 4 hour set by Marco Carola ... especially when it's FREE! ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com

Wednesday 6:00 PM Hi my name is Bob, I'm calling from the psychic friends network, I'm calling to give you your horoscope for today, and it looks bad, as a matter of fact, your life looks bad, I say you stay in the house today, tomorrow, and forever, because your chart shows that your life is over, have a nice day. ...I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT! ------------------ www.Hardhaus.com