quanto_magnus

J - Doing well. Finally settled into my new place, but I need to buy a living room couch... Sucks not having a whole lot of furniture sometimes. I'm headed to golden gate park in the next few minutes to skate and play footbag. Tournament season is just around the corner. We have a huge (kinda like that cock) footbag tourney here in May and the World Championship is going to be hosted in the Bay Area this year. Will be a lot of fun!!! MattyP- I figured all of you guys would just really so much enjoy seeing that huge cock. Take it easy with the baby oil.... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Hey, you should've done the survey like Mad Libs.... Likes this: #1: A phrase indicating action #2: Verb #3: Verb #4: Noun #5: Noun #6: A phrase #7: Adjective I did this with a friend over the phone. The first two are mine the rest are his answers... #1: Get an enima #2: Ungulate #3: Piss #4: Llama #5: Brazil #6: Diamonds are a girls best friend #7: Tasty ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I thought you might appreciate that one Joe..... How ya doing bro??? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

OMG! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Heh heh ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

It's still the same screen name, I just haven't used IM in a while. I will be back on it, so keep an eye out... peaz ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Mr. Dick; Try this one. Wearing a strap-on (yes they have ones that will work for men), you can actually DP your partner. I've done it before with an ex. It was damn fun!!! She was in a sling to boot. I suggested this to Lexxxi once. I wonder if she and Porn ever tried it.... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Laura Schlessinger is a US radio and attempted but failed TV personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance. The following is a letter to Dr. Laura: Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them: a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them? I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? f) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? g) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die? h) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may 1 still play football if I wear gloves? i) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just bum them to death at a private family affairlike we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted disciple and adoring fan. ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Hi... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I think it applies equally to both... Happy b-day bro. ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I'm getting my West Coast arse out there.... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Oh, so it's mister man's birfday... Haveyourbadassselfabadassbirfday Watch out for those birfday spankings, they can be rough, or not so rough ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

WHAAAAZZZZUUUUUUUPPP?!?!?!?!?!? Happy Friday everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miss you guys. ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Ummmm...... YES YES YES YESYESYESYESYES!!!!!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Does it make you nuts numb? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I just tried to reply to a post on it and it kept saying that I'm not logged in, even after I do log in... Whaddupwidat? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

If you look for movies produced by women, you'll have better luck in finding that the women orgasm too. I can't suggest any titles though, I'm soooo bad with names. ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I think you'd call that a box tease.....? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I agree with this definition... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Hey girlie!!!!!!! How ya doing??? Email me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Is this for at work or at home? At home I might suggest a t-shirt on the way to the laundry... You might try one of those shami's they use for drying off cars (lambskin works great for absorbtion). There are also the mitts that you can get for washing dishes, kinda like a shag rug for your hand... Work, I don't know what to suggest.... Hit the paper recycling bin?? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I wanna go!!!!!!! I can't cough up the dough right now though... That's right around my b-day too!!! What a b-day that would be... David, let me know if you still have any openings later down the road.... P.S. I sent you an email... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r [This message has been edited by quanto_magnus (edited 03-16-2001).]

6 or one half dozen of the other for me. Although I prefer smoking to drinking, so smoking usually comes first... Speaking of which, I think I'll go spark one on my new bong, right now!!! Anyone want to come over and smoke some CGB (California Green Bud) with li'l ol' me?? I give you five minutes to get over here.... No takers??? That's ok. More for me!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Thongs or nothin' Oooooooooooooo baby!!!!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Damnit where's my walker. I keep loosing that thing!!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r