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No No Noooooooo, You don't love me and I know now
quanto_magnus replied to cazz926's topic in New York / New Jersey
Yeah, that's the same song. It's You Don't Love Me (no, no, no) by dawn penn (written by same) ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
Jokes **Some are pretty tasteless**
quanto_magnus replied to quanto_magnus's topic in New York / New Jersey
and you are...? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
You have been forwarned... Questions & Answers Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling. Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass. Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake jumps out of the girl. Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it. Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q: How is pubic hair like parsley? A: You push it to the side before you start eating. Q: What do you do when your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you? A: Shorten her chain. Q: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it but can't eat it. Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in. Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking and in the end you lose your house. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A: Michael Jackson's hand. Q: Why do women have two sets of lips? A: So they can piss and moan at the same time. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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Nice pics! How's things?? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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No No Noooooooo, You don't love me and I know now
quanto_magnus replied to cazz926's topic in New York / New Jersey
Jah, love mon... That's a great song. Got it on Buyaka. Great CD BTW!! GWAN! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
**Fun Club Games You Play**** (add your own
quanto_magnus replied to cazz926's topic in New York / New Jersey
These posts are funny as hell!!! LMAO! "The get across the club while it's packed shoulder to shoulder obstacle course" Based quickest time, and/or most creative route. "How many people can you hug tonight?" For those E-lated folk The "can you maintain your little bit of dance space" - In larger crowds this can end up being a full contact sport. "I can sweat more than you can!" ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
Yo E, Happy B-day man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you have a great one! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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The official I F*ING hate these office walls post
quanto_magnus replied to carabee's topic in New York / New Jersey
I know this is really late in the day for this type of responce, but for me it's still only 2:30 or so... My office happens to be my dinning room right now, so that's not so bad.... It's a beautiful day out here too. And of course being home, I have the phatty option fully available.... How's everyone doing BTW?? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
Cunnilingus is one of my specialties.... Although again, most of the guys will say this, because, we're supposed to, but I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove going down on a woman, or having her sit on my face! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!! I could just go for hours doing that, and have... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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That sounds about right.... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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Who's here today !!! I feel soooo alone !
quanto_magnus replied to vampienyc10's topic in New York / New Jersey
Hey there Vampie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you??? I'm here briefly. Looking out over the San Francisco Bay from my office. Been working at home a lot though, since I'm not on project.... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
**ClubNYC Drink Meet-Up!!! APRIL 6TH!!!**
quanto_magnus replied to blueangel's topic in New York / New Jersey
It's a little far for me. Think you can make it any closer??? No? OK, well you guys have blackhaus shot for me!!! I miss you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
I smoked for 6 years, about a pack a day. I just quit cold-turkey...... I'm one of the lucky ones I think. ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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Will def check that out!! Yeah, I've heard a lot of music that's got dub influence. And you did make a good point, Mugwump, about the slower Trip Hop music exercising some dub influence. Definitely love smokin' the big doober, or bong and listening to some chill dub. Just more genres to expand my music collection in... Ack!!! it's neverending!!!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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I can't understand, What makes a man...
quanto_magnus replied to PinkFloyd40's topic in New York / New Jersey
HUGH how r u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi cutie!!!! I'm doing well... Getting settled in to my new place. I bought a couch Monday, so no more sitting on the floor if I want to watch a DVD!!!! Woo Hoo!! How's life back East?? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
True... true... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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Anyone else here dig Dub music? I have some Dub the is really good. Isreal Vibration is a reggae band (I saw them a few years back, great live show!). They did an entire CD of dub that's really damn good call Dub Vibration. I also have a disc call Dub meltdown. Also very good. What started making me think of this was that I was listening to Save Ferris this morning and they are so all over the map with their music, ska, alternative, cover, and they do one song that's got some heavy Dub roots. Yeah, I know dub isn't going to get someone bounding off the walls, but I think it's great music to listen to when you're in a mellow mood, just like straight up raggae. Any thoughts, suggestions of groups I should listen to? I'm getting my DSL on April 5th, so if Napster isn't shut down by then, I hsould be able to get some more music. WooHoo!!!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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Great flick! The first time I saw it was on the big screen. There used to be a theatre in downtown San Francisco that would show anime and idie's exclusiveley. Too bad the theatre got torn down.... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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I can't understand, What makes a man...
quanto_magnus replied to PinkFloyd40's topic in New York / New Jersey
So with different colours and with different creeds and different people have different needs... ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
Me too!!!! Actually it was D&B and Jungle that brought me in. I haven't listened to . Jungle much lately.... Any other suggestions?? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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Great flick almost watched it last night. TPS reports? Let me tell you about TPS reports.... "ummmmmm yeeeaaahh.... I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on this one." - lumberg (or however you spell that lame fucker's name). ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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Re: What a company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quanto_magnus replied to ricfutures's topic in New York / New Jersey
And this is surprizing?????? ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r -
30 living in San Francisco kinky girls are my preference ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r
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The biggest cock I have seen in my life!!!!!!
quanto_magnus replied to mattyparsons's topic in New York / New Jersey
I'd like to , but I just spent a bunch o cake for some new furniture. I have a couch!!! Woohoo!!! ------------------ Hugh email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r