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Things that make you go hmmmmmm... Dead Presidents Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Kennedy'. Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln'. Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe. ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Heh heh! Junior, huh??? okaley dokaly here's the dealio as I suggested it.... 3-4 o'clock pm (depending on when peeps think they can get up from the night/morning before) at the skate rink in Central Park.... Maybe I should just doa new posting, No?? ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office for a sperm count test. The doctor gave the man a jar, told him to take it home and return the next day with a sample. The next day, the 75 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave the doctor the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened. "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then with my left... still nothing. Then, I asked my wife for help. She tried her right hand... but nothing. Then her left... still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, both with and without her teeth... and still nothing. We even called the lady next door and she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but...still nothing." The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the damn jar open!" ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

HOLY WATER 3 nuns and a mother superior. The mother superior tells the 3 nuns before they can receive their saint name, they had one final test. She told them to go commit one sin so that they would not have urges to be bad... After the 3 nuns return, the mother superior says, "Did you commit your sins?" They all shake their heads yes. The first 2 nuns are crying, the 3rd is giggling. The mother superior says to the first one, "What sin did you commit child?" The first nun answers with tears in her eyes. "I was just rotten, I picked flowers from someone's garden." The mother superior says, "Go drink the holy water and it will be all right." The 3rd nun is dancing around in laughter. The mother superior asks the 2nd one. Her whole body is shaking and she is crying. "I stole candy from a baby." The mother superior says, "My child drink the holy water and you are forgiven." The 3rd nun falls on the floor hysterically laughing. The mother superior is disgusted and asks, "What are you laughing at?" The 3rd nun is barely able to answer through her tears of laughter, "I peed in the Holy water." ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I'm trying to get peeps rallied for this coming Saturday. So if we can peeps to commit to it, then we are set.... ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Long ago, there lived a sailor named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man's man, who showed no fear when facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, his lookout spotted a pirate ship, and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumph. One of them asked the Captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied, "If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood. Thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat in and marveled at the courage of such a manly man's man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching. The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual orders. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants!" ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Don't you mean in a closet? j/k ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I'd start one in my own pants... ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

How about we all wear top hats with a big stuffed Cheshire Cat on top of it? ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Oo, did you not see I suggested this coming Saturday?? Peeps posted this about Central Park: wollman rink - central park telephone - 212-396-1010 Monday 10:00 am - 3:00 pm Tuesday 10:00 am - 3:00 pm Wednesday 10:00 am - 9:30 pm Thursday 10:00 am - 9:30 pm Friday 10:00 am - 11:00 pm Saturday 10:00 am - 11:00 pm Sunday 10:00 am - 9:00 pm Admission and Rentals Adult admission $7.00 Skate rental $3.50 Lock rental $6.75 (with $4.00 refund upon return of lock and receipt) For a post with such positive repsonces before, it has sure been lacluster today... ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

wah wah wah!!! LOL ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

That was great!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Sounds like a blast Roby. See you when you get back. Have fun!!! ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Anyone up for doing it this Saturday (12/16)? 3:00 or 4:00 pm? Anyone? Anyone? ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I could try.... ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I was smoking everyday, but it started to make me feel lathargic the next day and really stoopid... I agree it's very nice to share a toke with your friends, I was just doing it too much. I now just do it every once in a while and it works great for me... Was in Amsterdam this weekend and had quite a nice time... heh heh ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

My trip was a lot of fun. Went by waaaaay too fast though. It kinda feels like I got there and had to turn right around and come back. It wasen't really the case, but it sure as shit felt like it.... The weekend was a little surreal actually. Maybe that was due to the pot and hash, but it was probably also, because of the short duration.... heh heh Never heard of this guy Sven Vath... What's his style?? To expand on the weekend query... Who's going where?? ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Definitely all of the above........ ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I think I was 17... LA clubs, first year of college... Late bloomer.... ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Gentlefolk, Anyone going to Twilo this Friday?? And who's spinnin'? I'm actually in town this weekend so was hopin' to do some booty shakin' with the peeps!!!!!!! ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

yes, it happens to me too. But not always positive stuff which really drives me nuts... I have been lingering too much on the negative lately.... ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

I know it's only Thursday, but since I am headed to Amsterdam tonight, I thought I'd get in the early weekend wish..... HAPPY CLUBBIN'!!!!!!!!!!! See you all at the meetup next Wednesday night!!!!! ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

Ok Ok ok.... Welcome to the board. My name is Hugh. 30 years old in Manhattan (for at least 3 more months) via San Francisco. Love clubbin', partying my ass off, snowboarding, skating. Got my degree in music, but work in technology (at 1WFC) Yadda yadda yadda.... ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

None of the above I like Guiness, but I don't always feel like drinking a liquid sandwich... Now Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Lagunitas IPA, RedHook ESB, Anchor Steam... there are a ton of West Coast brews that are oh soooooo tasty!!! ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r

congrats!!!!!!!!!!! and yes be worried, very worried ------------------ Hugh a.k.a. ibhugh, Bryan Adams email: ibhugh@yahoo.com aolim: hugesk8r