Tired of being made fun of, picked on and abused on message boards? Are you ready to talk and type like a semi-educated person? CEFS (civilians for an ebonics free society) and CMFS (civilians for a moron free society) will be offering two new classes in the very near future. CEFS will be sponsering the "Ebonics to English Tutorial". In just 3 short years, you will rid your daily vocabulary of Bling Bling, Holla, Ma Baby's Momma, Tru Date and various other slang terms. Cost of the class is three easy payments of $9.95 (or a case of 40's, large box of Philly Blunts and Eminems latest CD). CMFS will be sponsering "How to write a complete sentence", emphasizing spelling, grammar and punctuation. In just 300 easy classes, you too can make sense!!! Cost of the class is just $3.95 a week!!! Transportation arrangements can be made, free of charge. We will send the short yellow bus to pick you up! Be sure to wear your crash helmets!!! Don't wait, classes are nearly full! SIGN UP NOW!!!!