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G-SPA The Hotel Gansevoort, 18 Ninth Ave. Opening: February THE PLAYERS: Richie Akiva and Scott Sartiano, the duo behind celeb-strewn Butter in the East Village, are teaming up with China Grill’s Jeffrey Chodorow. THE PLAN: The glitzy subterranean lounge will function as an actual health spa for hotel guests and “select†others during the day and transform into a clandestine den of sin for the rich and fabulous come sundown. Sartiano — the smooth operator who once dated Ashley Olsen — asserts that G-SPA will serve as a “much-needed†new venue for his high-profile buddies. THE SPACE: The 3,000-square-foot venue — bedecked in cool white tiles — features three hydro-pools for the spa’s daytime guests. Nightfall could elicit water sports among expected celebrities, as there are banquettes alongside the tubs; though Sartiano says, “Of course, the pools will be off-limits during lounge hours.†The spa’s treatment rooms will morph into curtained-off, posse-sized nooks, with flat-screen TVs and mini-bars. THE DOOR: Among the toughest in town. Co-owner Sartiano has recruited a doorman “who nobody knows,†in order to keep the usual suspects out. Favoritism is expected to rule. If you are known at Butter, you’ll be welcome at G-SPA. And of course, unless you already are on the proverbial list, it can’t hurt to come with a posse of pretties. THE LIST: You know — “the gang!†Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton, Diddy, Molly Sims, Ashlee Simpson, Taye Diggs, John Stamos, Anne Hathaway and Estonian uber-mannequin Carmen Kass (who had a long on-again, off-again romance with Akiva).

i went passed there on my way to skylight studios.... looked like a complete shit fest outside. sorry to hear your night sucked.

you idiots... if you arent at CF you need to be at Lotus Fridays. I hate to promote a club that im not part of the promotion for. but hey, there is it.

Deep is a guido pieceof shit party every night of the week. Fuck deep and fuck all you growing up gotti wannabes.. God damn im bitter right now.

christion diors long lost cousin?

bumble and bumble

Repp'n Haiti at PM

i think the word STILLETO is sexy

suite 16 isnt open anymore

New Venue Rumor: The Rebirth of Sound Factory - Club - New York City (NYC) We at J o o n B u g hear that one of New York City’s largest clubs is slated to re-open late-Spring/early-Summer under the careful eye of nightlife impresario Eddie Dean, owner of NYC’s Discoteque. Certainly Eddie has his hands full given Sound Factory’s checkered history with the cops shutting the joint down on drug charges. He’s gone on record with the New York Daily News as distancing himself from Sound Factory’s infamous past, “We have nothing to do with anything remotely connected with what went on there. We take those things very seriously, and we take every precaution necessary.†He went on to say that he’ll have some high profile investors at Sound Factory, but he wouldn’t spill the beans. We at J o o n B u g have heard through the rumor mill that two of those investors may be Mo Vaughn & Justin Timberlake. On top of that, we’ve heard that international DJ & New York House Music icon Erick Morillo is going to spin there regularly.

Easy there killer. Ok, at a place like suede, youre right; money is the only hook up you need. All you have to do is approach the door and tell them you want a bottle, and you will be taken care of. However, this is New York, not Vegas or LA. New York actually has soul, has heart, and culture. Throwing around money isnt going to get you anywhere. Well, it will get you into Suede. But it won't get you into any place worth going to. So have a good time "balling it up" at Suede. Glad I could be of service! ps. No need to get so defenisive.

I wasnt aware that you needed a "hook-up" for the bullshit ass party on Thursdays at Suede...

the only reason she got fake breasts is because she lost a substantial ammount of weight, so her boobs deflated and looked a little funny. i think she knew her best feature was her natural breasts, but hey, gotta do what you gotta do.

quo goes afterhours

i dunno, but i saw some asian kid hit a dude over the head with a bottle so hard out front of lotus afterhours last night

that was so fuckin awesome

this place is so boring and was dead before it even became star whatever... cream was cool maybe 1000 years ago.

Just to clarify... What I meant by the "wanna-be snotty guido" comment was they are the type that act like they are Donald Trump but dont have the goods to back it up. Will drive a BMW they lease for 250 bucks a month, be like "you cant afford this shit," but still live at home with mom and dad in Long Island. Work a temp job for a week, then blow their entire paycheck on a bottle of absolute vodka at Viscaya so they can put all that time spent in front of the mirror scoffing to work. Yes, Viscaya is packed with a guido bridge and tunnel crowd. No self respecting "Manhattanite" would be caught dead in Viscaya anymore.

Viscaya has been done and over with for quite a while... The Friday parties are especially bad (sorry vsoto). Total bridge and tunnel "wanna-be snotty" guido crowd.

Come one... You cant tell me you guys didnt see Stringer getting killed coming.... TOTALLY obvious almost the entire season.

She is the chick that secretely videotaped herself having sex with jerry springer.

i love velas hydraulic lifted tables

she got the boob job because she lost mad weight... btw, those pics that were posted first are some of the best pics ive seen in ages...

No he wasnt.

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