All too true... kinda... Jenn's shower: 1)Undress and turn the water on and wait for it to get warm. 2)When in shower... shampoo 3)Wash body with washcloth with dove moisterizing soap. 4)Rinse out shampoo 5)Condition hair 6)Shave armpits, legs, and others 7)Wash body with citris basil body wash 8)Rinse conditioner thoroughly 9)Wash face 10)Exit shower, dry myself off, get dressed.