two millionaires, one from texas and one from israel, are on a plane, bragging about their fortunes. the texan says, "i have so much cattle, i could never count it all." the israeli counters, "i have so many sheep, the wool i gather every year could keep all of israel warm for many years." not to be outdone, the texan counters, "i have so much land, i could drive two days and still not reach the end of it." and the israeli says, "i, too, once had a car like that,"