silveeohh

I don't know about you but morning sex for me lasts about 3 seconds.Nighttime I'm fine,I can rock with the best but in the morning a girl just has to blow on my dick and I'm done... What's good is reloading in the day is really quick so if it's all day thing it's not a problem.

So do we call you Angeljav777 now?

Hey Angeljav777, KNOCK,KNOCK......

ANGELJAV777 LOVE ...LOVE ...LOVE

SEX,SEX,SEX.... Love good head while driving or in public places, and inbetween humpin' but nothing beats rip roarin' SEX!!!

See, I don't know why I hear this so often now.I'm just as horny as the next guy,but damn ,chill take a cold shower. What kinda guys are you hookin' wit? Cause we all know muscle johnnies think your doin them a favor being wit them. I'm sure there are a few cool one's before everyone jumps down my throat,but let's be real they are USUALLY dicks!!

Tell him to put up or shut up and get out.Your not in a good relationship if 1 person is happy in all aspects.Sex for me has never been a problem to give up,I don't know what the hell this guy is thinkin'. Confront him before you start looking elswhere and ruin a relationship that could've been helped by a single conversation. STAY GOLD!!!

TEQUILA'S,TEQUILA'S,TEQUILA'S.... It's the anniversary party tonight!!! Time to get banged up for a good old fashioned good time!

Yeah worldboy! Stir some shit up on the drama board!

Damn,you have better taste in woman than I do!These chicks are incredible. Nice job. But...can they get better?

I just love to tell johnnies to kill themselves!!Eviljav used to but he turned pussy like Howard Stern... Tell it like it is Eviljav,like when you are talking off the board.Now you are a fuckin' diplomat:

It depends if the guy dies with a hard on. Have you ever seen the movie "CLERKS"? In one part the girl thinks her man is in the bathroom but she really fucks a guy who died jerking off.It's pretty fuckin' funny.

Secret to a good club..... Kill all the johnnies!

You guys have turned into a bunch of club kids.lildevil,I'm shocked. Emmitt, do we have a new DQ?

I'm getting drunk just thinkin' of these places!!

Don't forget Crayons fans the show is tonight at 9:00 at the Saint in Asbury Park I'll see you all there except Eviljav because that dumbass agreed to work!! You wanna work Jav....TRY VAACUMING!!!

Eviljav:Yes I am making fun..... Just thought I'd let ya know. What do you get a jonny in the winter? A Ralph Lauren turtleneck because it's easy to take off and if you lose it there's always one laying around from the other hundred johnnies in the club!

What's been your favorite,funniest and location?

I can't tell which way to go because I've done both.When I did we made sure it was a mutual understanding of what the situation was these on the other hand were not bad break ups.One that was though The chick was persistant.She actually,I was told wanted to get pregnant so watch out for the closet psychotics>Goog Luck! Stay Gold!!!!

Bjork puts a groove like you would not beleive,there's also this guy David Sylvian,and just recently the new Radiohead!

If I can be so bold as to please ask to be a judge o wise one? [This message has been edited by silveeohh (edited 01-17-2001).]

Ice pops were a good call,but I put this in a previous post. Did you ever see them large thick candy canes,well having a woman use it on herself then watch her suck on it then eating her... It's like a meal in itself!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!not me,I would never rip on a guy who goes to the MALL and buys the same exact pants as everyone gets the same haircut and shares a met-rx bar with his buddy! Not me!

Emmit you friggin' sap!!!

You'll be cryin' Blue after the superbowl!! And then I'm sure I'll hear: "but..but if we had Phil Simms back..."