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  1. djstripe

    My Sex Haiku

    R.I.F. ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  2. ???....what's with the lil "G" in the pic???? ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  3. djstripe

    My Sex Haiku

    Stripe's ass lovin HaiKu: Dick against your ass got Astroglide in my hand brace yourself, knock knock ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  4. 10 more inches and it would be touching the ground...... ....oh, did I ever mention that I'm a midget?.... ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
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    Who has...

    Skunkstripe ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  6. thanks scratch....lil cute dancing asian girl huh?...niooooyce... ....next time your in NY ...look for some of the underground thrown in the space INSIDE the Brooklyn bridge......... Glad you guys liked the show....I hear you got to see the new three screen visuals set up...representing the eyes and mouth of Bunny.....These guys are definatly into opening up a new level of an Artistic experience....Couldn't you just feel the intensity radiating from Bunny? ....did bunny do the new Straight jacket set?.....not sure if you guys saw it or just the Showcace at the WMC......It will definatly be at Austin next month any of you are going.....\ You guys should stop by the message board on their site some time....drop by and say hi..... www.hallucination.com ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  7. <bump> ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  8. <bump> ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  9. Ok, I'm doing some remodeling again in my basement. Basically making my puff lounge a little more stylin ... the work includes rewiring the whole basement, lifting the ceiling a few inches and repairing some old fire damage. The house is about 90 yrs old so there has been alot of things found stuffed into nooks and cranies from over the decades (no coffee can with $ or Jimmy Hoffa yet). Well yesterday I was pulling down another ceiling section and because of the electrical wires in this section of the ceiling I had to shut off the power to the whole basement while doing this section. So there I was in a work suit with double layer gogles, gloves, drop light, and a full respirator (due to the aspestus and dust) feeling like a cool miner, in the almost pitch black, while ripping down the ceiling ... just as on of the last pieces of this section falls I see something wierd and creepy fall through the beem of the drop light and it actually landed on my shoulder and part of it was leaning up against my my outer gogles. this was freaky enough but just then the light swung arround (due to a piece of the ceiling fallin into it) to light up the area by my face .... right there basically up against my head , and resting on my shoulder was a pair of empty eyesockets which belonged to an almost petrified NY rat corpse .... Holy shit...talk about freak out in the dark....total horror movie type sceen.... ...I couldn't believe it just landed there on my shoulder and stayed there for a couple of secs. ....totaly freaked me out for a second....but I spent the next half hour laughing at myself for spazing .... ...so now I got this really cool looking dried out rat corpse thats almost a foot long and it's probably, by the looks of it, about 20 yrs old .... I'm thinking I should make a glass display case to put it in and display it somewhere....I'm not sure yet what I'm going to do with it....to good of a story to just throw it out though...... ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  10. done it many times in NY clubs.....Always fun for me ...but thats me...I did just bug out and danced in the middle for hours.....not alot of talkative action going on...but I wasn't looking to do anything but dance my ass off at the time either ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  11. I'm breathing and I hit the toilet everytime....I need to find me an appreciative old suger-momma... ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  12. potatoe chips...lol well I've done the old dorm room thing and on the beach in front of friends but the funiest was when My roomate was doggy pounding our landlady over the side of the couch(so he could watch TV). Mean while I was cooking in the kitchen three feet away while one of my other roomates was siting on the couch watching wheel of fortune drinking beers....just then my third roomate walks in the door, jumps onto the couch and pushes Laura's head out of the way so he could sit down.... nothing got in the way of Wheel of Fortune in that house.... ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  13. lol...no...maybe give it to the history museum....hmmmm or maybe in my mailbox for the mailman ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  14. djstripe

    Cards

    thanx Rach...putting these to good use ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  15. The following is a post from MONK of RABBIT INT THE MOON: Unfortunately, I have some bad / disturbing news. Maybe you all could spread the word in the Miami area & keep your eyes & eyes open friends. As many of you know, I spun a DJ set at Ultra, in Bayfront Park in Miami last week. As Berkeley was putting away our video gear he turned his back for 10 seconds and someone stole 2 of our Digital Video Cameras. One was a SonyVX1000 DV Camera (Sony's Bigger model), the other a Cannon HandiCam DV Camcorder. To make a long story short, this cost us nearly $5000. I don't want to know who took 'em, I just want 'em back. Anyone who knows anything, or can help with the return of these cameras will be compensated. It just seems so uncool that we go out of our way to work hard, save our money & reinvest in video gear etc....to make our shows better, and then someones got ta go & do something like this. : ( Bummed. PS: Someone also stole one of our "Hallucination" Banners, approx 3' x 8', black logo on a white banner. Very uncool. ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 04-02-2001).]
  16. The following post is from MONK of RABBIT IN THE MOON : Unfortunately, I have some bad / disturbing news. Maybe you all could spread the word in the Miami area & keep your eyes & eyes open friends. As many of you know, I spun a DJ set at Ultra, in Bayfront Park in Miami last week. As Berkeley was putting away our video gear he turned his back for 10 seconds and someone stole 2 of our Digital Video Cameras. One was a SonyVX1000 DV Camera (Sony's Bigger model), the other a Cannon HandiCam DV Camcorder. To make a long story short, this cost us nearly $5000. I don't want to know who took 'em, I just want 'em back. Anyone who knows anything, or can help with the return of these cameras will be compensated. It just seems so uncool that we go out of our way to work hard, save our money & reinvest in video gear etc....to make our shows better, and then someones got ta go & do something like this. : ( Bummed. PS: Someone also stole one of our "Hallucination" Banners, approx 3' x 8', black logo on a white banner. Very uncool. ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  17. here ya go Mugs.... ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  18. lol....no moon....you just didn't get the joke...or the reference.... ...no worries ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  19. simpley 5 min of fun... http://www.dancingpaul.com/ ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  20. If you haven't seen this one before.....totally worth a couple mins of fun... http://www.dancingpaul.com/ ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  21. ........Aahz.......... ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  22. I guess I'm the odd ball that has been outside of NY: 1: Josh Wink 2: Kimball Collins 3: depending on my mood ( Monk, Icey, or Jan Driver) ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  23. http://www.supergreg.com/ ... ....Damn I want an old school Adidas warmup suit and a uni-brow now.....lmao ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  24. ..... and thats pornography... ...cuz I can always get pornography.... ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 04-01-2001).]
  25. yah....Terry is cool....I actually wish Three was opening instead....but I can't always have "the" perfect night... ------------------ OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
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