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  1. your right pept....it's going to ba a Sausage Rodeo .... ... great night for chics that like being attacked .... and mysteriously fondled as they walk around ....... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  2. djstripe

    Facial Hair?

    <~~~~ got my "Flavor Saver" under my lip.... ....but being a hypocrit....I prefer my women with NO facial hair..... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  3. I guess that would make me the cookie monster............. "C" is for cookie .... that's good enough for me..... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  4. djstripe

    What do I do?

    or you could act like a mature adult and flex your comunication skills and let your boyfriend in on what you've been thinking about.... thats how you maintain a relationship .... open and honest ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  5. it all makes sence now....... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  6. tasty....do remember.....always gage a bit of sarcasm into my posts before you read them.....I'm not really serious..... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  7. Nikki....I believe, and I could be wrong, that the overly defencesive and slightly rude "bartender" was mocking Moma by the purposeful mispelling ..... ....."what the hell is wrong with you....I said TEN and Tonic.......remember now? .... try to focus this time..." .... just messin.......I have a n 8" negative sun being eclipsed by a lil moon (like my sig) below the base of my neck.................. represents a couple of awakening moments in my life.... ------------------------------------ (respect to the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 05-15-2001).]
  8. you guys/gals are the ones surfing the "SEX" boards on your Boss's dime ....so don't drop your morality on the rest of us here ... wait till you are in a more appropriate place to read the posts then ... it would be a nice courtasy to extend to you by adding the word pic in the subject ....but don't take that for granted by expecting it..... just my 2 lincolns ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  9. those things flap around in the wind like Old Glory .... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  10. <~~~~~~~~~~~Extremely shy yeah right....thats the ticket....lol ...any one around here seen my handcuffs???? ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  11. What?.....Vampire in Brooklyn part 2: Blood Sucker with a Weave.? ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  12. blame it on her?....lmao.... ..the old Jedi Ming trick huh?... G....."ewww, You just fart ?!?!?!?" B....."Damn Ducks!!" G....."Fuck a duck. that was you!" B.....(starts Jedi Mind Powers) "No girl, you farted." G..... (under Jedi Trance) "I farted. ewwwww" LMAO..... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  13. ...You need to check where you finding your girls..... try AWAY from the playgrounds and homeless shelters..... ....i hate it when the window closes and I got to put in another quarter...... .....I get turned off by a girl that isn't comfortable with herself in bed ... and if you can't suck a dick without pullin teeth ... get a dick, real or other wise, and go practise!!!!!!! ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  14. <Strip puts on his SCUBA mask> Detroit hockey ain't nottin but a thing ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  15. always fellow Aquarians up in here ....up in here...... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  16. are you serious kitty? oh well. to each their own. I'm just not into that prepubecent no hair look. ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  17. and the $ shot.... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  18. To my queen Sung Hi Lee...... ......a girl that always gets my attention ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 05-13-2001).]
  19. . [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 05-09-2001).]
  20. hey....I'll be Mr. Next!!!! ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  21. djstripe

    She's a tiger!

    Rock on!!!!!! thats a clip from the old Porn Monk used to use for Hallucination on film!!!! got to love Tigress ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  22. Basement apartment in the house next to my house just opened up..... I posted mors info about it on the NY board... http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/029597.html PM my if you are interested...... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  23. djstripe

    ATTN: DJSTRIPE

    answered in the other thread ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  24. well trancend....only my opinion ...Dreams are a verry individualistic things.... and some do give insight into things ocuring in our life....and some just are dreams... ...but seeing that you are being emotionally effected by the dream in your "real" life..... ...I would say there is something there..... guilt over a dream kiss?......your subconsous is laying on a pretty heavy guilt trip on your self for some reason...... give me some background....maybe it might jar your memory..... Age? What kind of stress are you dealing with lately? Any thing at work? did you forget to pay your rent? arguing with a friend? ....what ever....it could be anything......cuz we are all individuals made up by our own experiences....... ...I personally don't agree with Frued that all dreams revolve around Penis envy..... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  25. EXACTLY......... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
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