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  1. Dick - I don't have a rug for you to munch but I have a carpet you can clean. especially the one on the stairs. Can you mop the kitchen floor while you at it? ...thanks for the help buddy... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  2. Sunsets .... sunrises .... Lightning ... northern lights ..... shooting stars ... nebulas ...... comets .... super novas ... they are all part of Natures beautiful light show .... how could you not LOVE them all ?!?!?!? I would have to say though, .... toatal solar eclipses are my Favorite!!! I wish I had the money to go to Zimbabwa next month to see it ... oh well (next one in North America - 2017) ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 05-25-2001).]
  3. I don't have any girls over here cookin for me ....I got to eat somehow (i can only imagine the comments that this post will spark) ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  4. got to love S americans.......yum ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  5. lol.....so an ingnorant attack upon me is your excuse for opening your site premature and ill-prepared....gotcha... well good luck with you opening party....and hopefully you will get some more girls added to you site....cuz having only three in your pic section (especially three that got anally raped with the ugly forest) just doesn't cut it...... .... compitition is a bitch out there.... but your ignorance on this subject will soon be lifted through experience...... good luck fake pimp ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." STERN???? LMAO....the true ring master of all things that belong in the circus and in the zoo....how appropriate ...there's some bragging rights for yeah LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 05-25-2001).]
  6. ....your wildest dreams..... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  7. wax on wax off [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 05-25-2001).]
  8. hey... whoever ends up movin in next door might wanna do swap cookin duty night???....hmmmmmm Frank has't called you back???....strange...try again today...he's back in town...his been next door with other workers fixin the place up for the past couple of days ... if you don't here back from him by tomarrow...PM me...I'll see what's up... .....did anyone else get a call back from him yet??? .... he might be waiting to get the place close to being done before he starts showing it....I'm not sure though ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch." [This message has been edited by djstripe (edited 05-25-2001).]
  9. shouldn't your site be called..... www.UglyAsABulldogBrooklynSkanks.com the girls you got on your site should be thrown back into the dumster where you found them.....yuck ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  10. doesn't matter either way to me.....shorter taller..... ...if she's taller than me....cool...I'll just climb her like a tree.... ....if I'm taller...she can climb me.... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  11. no takers??? ...oh well.... left overs for days I guess...... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  12. forget the religous themes....I want this as a stained glass window piece in my bathroom.... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  13. there are soooo many to choose from that I would want too..... but as of yet none.... ......maybe we could change that with a big group roll around.. ...I wouldn't want to show any favoritism... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  14. Well it was my night to cook again.... planed on cooking a nice lil three corse meal which included baked stuffed clams, london broils w/a shallot,mushroom,pepper,whiskey reduction sauce and a few other simple side dishes.... ....roomate is a no show again..... good thing he's not a date or I'd really be pissed....... ....but I'm kickin it solo tonight with all this grub..... ...someone bring over a bottle of Cabernet and some trees and help me eat this!!!!! ....and why is it...every time it's his turn to cook......which he braggs so much to everyone that he can ...we always end up eating pasta with Jared tomatoe sauce and water???? WTF is that....especially when I at least do two caorses minimum!!!! Lazy MOFO........ oh well ....anyone hungry???? ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  15. Star......look at the meet up pics.....look for the only one that looks like he would be called "Strype"...... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  16. <said in deep soothing voice> look deep into the eyebrow.....you are getting sleepy...no wait.... ...you are getting horny... ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  17. my bum is on you Lipz my bum is on you Lipz and if I'm real lucky you'll give it a lil lick!!! ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  18. djstripe

    Love Handles

    tastyt....oh my......my weakness has been exposed!!! that lil pooch of fem fat.....sooooo sexy that or a lil fem 6-pack...... either one puts my tonue into overdrive! ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  19. let ya down girl, I shurely think not my tongue got that radar, it can always find the spot it'll trace up your body, from your toes to ya head then I'll flip ya on over, and smack dat ass around the bed I'll tie ya up tight to the bed posts I got I'm breakin out the blindfold Baby, will that make ya hot? ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  20. Knock Knock Guess who... ....that's right....it's Daddy Spankalicious in da house!!!!! ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  21. djstripe

    Hello everyone

    hey there...freaky freaky ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  22. DJ three is from that label.... he spins monthly at Twilo.... also on that label: Rabbit in the Moon Jackel & Hyde Bassbin Twins Dj Grumpy Confucous Dj Monk Dj Bunny Second Hand Satilites Lunasol Hazed Three AM Pimp Juice Seperat Entity Dj CLRH2O DJ Bamboo DJ Eternal they do make it up here (RITM & Three more than the others) but most people up here don't know about them that much cuz most of the music from that label is centered around Breaks and D&B ....... check napster or winmx for stuff like Pimp Juice's remix of the Fu-Shnicken's classic "Ring the Alarm" ...oh and here's a pic of the other side of the stage from that same Xmas show.... ....got da PM...I'll get back you ya on some details later this week.....coolio ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
  23. hey mug....shoot me info about your weekly in astoria ... I live in woodside ....I might be able to help out..... ....no ...for real ------------------ (respect the sig) OBE is a thing of beauty "You're to old fat man... ...and your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch."
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