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top three... vin diesel josh hartnett heath ledger shane west is also adorable... omg and SHAKIRA!~ the hips, the hair... *drooool*

i know! he's unbelievable... :grin:

lol... i don't know yet... but if i do, you guys will be the first to know!

anyone familiar with dan savage from the village voice??? he is the most amazing sex columnist and everyone should check out his latest column and the contest!!! http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0230/savage.php everyone enjoy and VOTE! :grin:

ha! nope... no sex for me.

so i have a day off from work finally and i make my way to the beach... so i get there... get myself set up and sitting in front of me is the hottest girl... blonde hair, tanned, white bikini... so i'm laying out for little bit and then i sit up and she's sitting up eating strawberries... she looks over at me and offers me one... i go over to her, thanking her and she's smiling at me and introducing herself... i was kinda intimidated so after an awkward pause, i thanked her for the fruit and go back to my blanket... ::little while later:: this dude with a polaroid camera comes over and is selling pics... she calls him over and he takes a picture of her and puts it in those little cardboard holder thingys... the rest of the day she would look over at me and give me little smiles and whatnot and offered me candy and other little things that she had bought with her to the beach... so it's already kinda late in the day and she starts packing up to go home... im sitting on my blanket reading my book and she says goodbye to me and gives me the little polaroid card thingy and smiles and then walks towards the boardwalk... so i open the card and written under her picture is her cell phone number and her name... i'm fucking dying... it was like the most unbeliveable thing ever to happen to me... i mean, i've always been curious about girls and such, but i've never been pursued or hit on by another woman... i feel giddy and lightheaded and so fucking turned on... but kinda scared too... ahhhhh.... i dunno what to do or what to think... right now i'm just savoring this feeling... wow... !!!!

yes, the clit attachment is so so so key, but petey sweetness, i can guarantee that no chicky is gonna pick wabbit ears over a mouth and tongue... well i wouldn't at least...

well speaking from experience (im dealing with this shit now) sometimes a bf just shouldn't be around... one of my best friends will NOT leave her bf and hang with us girls without him... since may i have no seen her once alone... and the 4-5 times i have seen her, he's in tow... it's the most frustrating thing ever... then again, i'm sure you do spend time with your girlies as well as spending time with the bf, and you keep the balance with everything... so this is just me bitching~

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oooh oohhhh oooooooohhhhhhh! i wanna know what she left!!!

omG!

yeah sweetie... marko is right - no thanks needed... you know where i am in case of anything... EVER! remember that~ hope today was a little brighter then yesterday.

yeeeeeha!~

really, if some douche bag of a guy had this list on his winamp i would die and run right the hell out the room... yeah baby, let's make out to "let's get it on"... gimme a fuckin break... marty's right, this chick has never had a proper makeout session in her life...

am i an official member?

<tapping foot impatiently> where are you then?!

ummm... is it just me or are her tits fuckin gross?

that might happen if you'd risk driving your car into my neighborhood... a pothole is worth a G around here... wait... marty, is that your neighborhood or mine?

i think genesis (the lesbian chick) from boston, was really hot... she had the nicest lips...

hey i think an invitation was extended to me by the basketcase and the criminal in the wee hours of the morning... no? :grin:

happppy birthday tony! hope you have an awesome day...

yeah i know... i was all excited when i saw him... lol...

im pretty sure its james... no?