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batidde

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  1. Q.Whats funnier than a stillborn baby? A. Stillborn baby wearing a clown suit!
  2. I think anti-depressants are a hint to quit doin E. BECAUSE you fucked your brain!!!!!!
  3. I am totally with clubgod! I have seen it so many times, girls always go for the arrogent assholes who think there king shit. Because there the ones that are aggressive when flirting with girls. The girl will always say, hes just confident. But 2 weeks later he gets bored with her treats her like crap and leaves. And then they bitch that there are no nice guys out there. For you girls who are bitching about not getting any respect from your BF. No respect = a shitty relationship. I Bet that your relationships will end by him cheating on you. Ladies, next time you see a guy who holds a door open for you and gives you a nice smile(only if he doesnt flirt). Go ask him for coffee, hes probably a nice gu
  4. If its hitting you, don't bitch, just take it 2 hrs before everyone else!
  5. Rollin at home, peferably I would save the shrooms for home fun. But if you want a good idea, do a load of laundry, and when you toss it in the dryer put in lots of bounty sheets(static guards that smell fresh), when its done, roll around in it, it smells soooooo gooooooooooooooood and feels so fresh and warm. I Love it, and plus you get a load of laundry done!!! Second thing, get 2 glow stick and 2 pieces of string and learn how to swing. Looks fuckin amazing and can entertain yourself for hours. But it takes awhile to get good.
  6. Does Crushing your pills in OJ actually help your roll? I know Vitamn C helps reduce the effects of oxidants in the brain, but what about the roll? what about vitamn C pills crushed together with E in water?
  7. HAHAHAH, me and my buddies had this same fuckin talk. We were all sitting around listening to one of my buddies talk about how he heard plugging is so much better. And I was like, Fuck that, there is no way in hell my finger is going up there. But he went and did it, so I went a did it too( pier pressure). Ya, there first 30 mins felt really wierd.....it didn't hurt.....but felt really wierd (maybe I hit my G spot), and after that WOW. Best roll ever. Do it all the time now, but I parachute one and plug the other at the same time, wicked rolls. Just MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER!!!!!!!!!!! Question for the Girls - Any of your ever popped one pill down each of your three holes at the same time? if so pm me
  8. As a typical male whore, I can tell you this: Guys have no idea what they want, but think something else would be good. When we get it we dont want it, but think something we haven't tired yet would be cool. I wonder throu life knowing what I don't want, not what I would like. Fuck, this has no real link to the fuckin topic, FUCK. but I'm not deleting all that writing! So fuck the stupid whore and find someother retard. ment in the nicest way towards you.
  9. So in short too all that shit said, don't mix your fucking drugs, if your on an anti-depressant, E is not the best thing in the world. Talk to your fucking doctor not a goddamn junkie message board! no offense i'm a junkie too. Well you can mix a few, hehehehehe ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  10. I WISH!!!!!!!!! ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  11. I'm glad to see there are ppl like me. I go on 4 or 5 dates. Great girls, great sex. But as soon as I get comfortable in the relationship. I want to go find something else. So I end up ditching the girl and 1 month l8r, I am regreting ditching her and I want her back. But then as soon as I get her, I dont want her anymore. It all fucked up. ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  12. Well on saturday me and two other friends decided to roll. None of our regular dealers were so we bought some gel caps of a guy at the club. we kinda new him(we knew ppl who knew him). Usually I don't buy from the bar especially gel caps(who knows whats in a gel cap). But we took a chance. Me and my buddies have been rolling for a few years now so we know what good and bad shit is. So........ We dropped around 11 and WOW. Did it ever hit us. It had everything amazing touchy feely, energy and it was a super clean feel. We all peaked till about 4:30 in the morning. And we were still rollin till about 8-9. And it was only ONE cap. Now i have takin 2-3 good pills at once and never felt that good for that long. And all of us had the same high. It was defiently mdma or something like it. My question is, has anyone ever had a roll like this or heard of one? Was it actually mdma or something like? All I know is I want more. Best part, pill only cost $15. ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  13. I'm trying not to sound like a wuss, but I have to agree, cuddling is the shit( especially spooning ). 2nd best is the foreplay, love the foreplay. and the final is sex. ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
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    LIGHTS: on / off

    It's all about looks, if she is nasty then lights off, if she's hot and I'm ugly, lights off. If she's hot and I'm hot........well that hasen't happened yet, but I would probably leave the lights on. Beauty is a light switch away. ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  15. I always used to have my eyes open, no matter the kiss, but then my girlfriend noticed that I keep my eyes open, so now she always opens hers to see if mine are open. It is really weird, like really wierd to see her lookin back. So bad that I hate kissing her. I try and close my eyes, but I doesn't feel right...........I need a girl who keeps her eyes CLOSED dammit! PS. I got in the habbit of keeping my eyes open because of making out at the bar drunk. when i closed my eyes, the room would spin. lol. Stupid habit
  16. A girl I met said it too me on our first date, and she was serious. I asked,"are you serious?" 1st and last date. ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  17. batidde

    soulmates...

    Geeeshhh, I hope there is more than one soulmate out there. If there is just one, then the odds of me meeting her really suck(1:5000000000), and if I did see her, what are the chances of me actually talking to her. knowing my luck I probably elbowed her on the dance floor....DOH! I think that a soulmate is a best friend with sexual attractions. And your always bound to meet a good friend no matter where you go, its not easy but it happens. So there has to be 1000's of soulmates out there. Just my 2 cents. ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  18. maybe because i'm from alberta, but chew is alright, I live in the city but its still pretty common. I find because i'm a non-smoker outside the bars, that girls who smoke are kind of annoying, I start to stink like smoke and she always has go outside to smoke. I would make exceptions, but it is still annoying ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  19. Sorry drunken whores, but I probably won't call. It wasn't you, it was me. Lets just try and be friends, okay.....thanks, your the best..........no I will call you tommorrow.
  20. As I gaze across the crowded room, a pair of ocean blue eyes meet mine. We focus on each other for a only second, but that second is long enough for me to lose my breath. Her beauty glows across the room. To me she is a goddess with hair like silk and lips that could melt my soul. The thought crosses my mind to go over and talk to her, my knees go weak and heart starts to race. But her heart probably belongs to another, beauty is never alone. For me to venture over there, would only end up in heart break........ So I put my fantacy behind me and I settle for drunken whore who just got hit by the ugly fuckin cruise ship, who has been grabbin my ass for the last hour...... But for the rest of the night, and the following day, I ponder what might of happened. If only I would of had the courage to speak words that were flowing threw my mind. But what if she was thinking the same thing. What if her heart skipped a beat as well and was seconds away from speaking the sweet words that only comes in dreams. Well..........were you?
  21. THEY HAVE CLUBS IN ALBERTA!!!!!!! and there fuckin fun too. They best part of alberta, legal drinkin age = 18. and one more point, calgary has the highest alcohol consumption per capita(don't know if this is good) ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  22. Sorry for the horrible grammar, didn't proof read. ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  23. I sometimes goto clubs to pickup chicks, which always ends in me and buddies going home alone. I understand that, chicks don't like studs. I goto a bar and be a nice guy, and hang out with the buddies. I will talk to a few girls and maybe get there numbers or something. I'm a little reserved, but i still go dancing and and laugh around. But When I goto a bar to get completely trashed (drugs or alcohol) and to go just crazy with no interest in lady. I wear absolutly retarded hats or something stupid and just go crazy at the bar, I act like a retard and yell out stupid shit(totally retard). I don't even ladies the time of the day and you keep flockin to me. I swear that you are all over me and I'm pushing you away. I'm a fairly good looking guy, and I just want to know why like the retarded crazy man over the nice guy? And then you complain, Where's all the nice guys? Well if you take your eyes off the retards, you would there are millions of fun nice guys out there!?!?! Dumbass's Just my beef, thats all ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  24. batidde

    vicodin

    What does it do? ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
  25. Just look out for drugs that effect the same area or pass throu the same area, like the inhaler only in the lungs. I heard that dristan(Cold relief) is bad(wont kill ya), because it drys out your body to stop the runny nose. Just call a doctor tho, most doctors will give you an honest answer. But ask him like your buddy already did it, and you want to know if he will be alright. ------------------ I do drugs and I AM CANADIAN, eh!
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