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  1. malanee

    New to DC

    Welcome to DCCP! Give us a little more info about the types of clubs you like and we'll see what we can do!
  2. You forgot "clean the tub" and "cater to Malanee's every need!"
  3. Indeed they do! http://www.metatrackstudios.com/ Juliette is awesome!!!
  4. Now, does the futon come with action or do I have to bring my own?
  5. Merkie - if you need help baby sitting your Dad's pool or fridge - I'm your woman! Jroo - how about instead of going down there and starting sh*t - you go down there and act nice as pie. That way she won't have a thing to complain about and she'll look even more like an idiot!
  6. I don't have a da*n thing planned! Sleep is def. at the top of the list though...
  7. What are you worried about? It's not like you'll ever get to see one!
  8. malanee

    Kuro!

    Ahem - Mr. Popular - clean out your box again! Do you clear out your sent box too?
  9. Tiny - I didn't want you to fill left out: gina from this day forward you you will also be known as The Stinky like a Fishy Vagina Scrotum
  10. I don't think I like this generator! From this day forward, I shall be known as: The Aborted Baby Poop
  11. malanee

    Kuro!

    Clear out your mailbox, foo'!
  12. :laugh: Okay - totally random - but I watched this thing on VH1 about Goth sex the other night and had some pretty wierd dreams. So far nobody has tried to whip or pierce me, though.
  13. I meant to choose this smiley: Not this one:
  14. Woo Hoo! Happy Birthday! Be sure to: today!
  15. I'm pretty sure he's coming in October, although the date isn't up yet. *happy dance* I haven't seen him in forever! I bet he misses me!
  16. But they didn't ask you if you were neat, single and living with a male roommate - now did they? And how come I just a few percentage points above you and I'm not a happy and well adjusted hetero woman? It's a conspiracy!
  17. Roscoes in LA = YUM!!! That was the first and last time I had grits and they were yummalicious!
  18. I'm so depressed that I'm going to miss out on all the man-sluts in Miami! Gina - get some free drinks for me, will ya?
  19. You're going to look great in that thong on South Beach!
  20. Hmmm..... You are 50% GAY! That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!
  21. Well, I didn't do much to help coordinate - but I'm glad I could be there! Sorry I had to skip out early. I knew something was wrong when I couldn't eat my dessert!
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