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lukeyblueyez

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  1. was this the position you went on that interview a couple of weeks ago?
  2. This is what the miliatary is broadcasting over the Radio to Taliban soldiers; Imagine hearing this shit: "Attention Taliban! You are condemned. Did you know that? The instant the terrorists you support took over our planes, you sentenced yourselves to death. The Armed Forces of the United States are here to seek justice for our dead. Highly trained soldiers are coming to shut down once and for all Osama bin Laden's ring of terrorism, and the Taliban that supports them and their actions. "Our forces are armed with state of the art military equipment. What are you using, obsolete and ineffective weaponry? Our helicopters will rain fire down upon your camps before you detect them on your radar. Our bombs are so accurate we can drop them right through your windows. Our infantry is trained for any climate and terrain on earth. United States soldiers fire with superior marksmanship and are armed with superior weapons. "You have only one choice ... Surrender now and we will give you a second chance. We will let you live. If you surrender no harm will come to you. When you decide to surrender, approach United States forces with your hands in the air. Sling your weapon across your back muzzle towards the ground. Remove your magazine and expel any rounds. Doing this is your only chance of survival."
  3. I'm lost on this one....... i'm out right now so i'll respond tomorrow pending your response
  4. I'm guessing all the weed we were smoking wasn't contributing either:smoke: you said 1, my ass u said 1, maybe 1 right after another:eek:
  5. Happy Birthday kid, and don't listen to JBR about those badda-bings, i think those are what did me in the other nite. eeessshhh:cool:
  6. whats up everyone, took some time off from the office due to some serious illness but that shit might top the pillsbury dough boy:laugh: But kid, you better hope you don't bump into him one day. He might go postal on somebody's ass:mad: Mad funny though, keep'em coming:laugh:
  7. Jav, I need your connect. Hook a brother up:smoke:
  8. There are a couple of pre-reqs in Kearny, one of them is Bud 101:laugh: Looma, did u take this course
  9. Looma, you are correct. This procedure has been performed on many occasions. Recently South Beach, the blow dryer fucks up everything:D
  10. 5 years later you might be able to squeeze a bump off the plate:idea:
  11. Hello there Kermzy, is that an understatement or what. Picture fans in Queens holding up "K" signs for the Doc. Def would take on a whole new meaning.
  12. Looms, its not Friday yet:laugh: But I'll let this one slide......
  13. Thats funny, just tell him that they were fasting for religious reasons:tongue:
  14. Don't know how I did it this morning. I usually just hibernate during the week also but once in a while its worth it and last nite was worth it. Hate going out during the week and what ever your doing totally SUCKS.
  15. OUCH.....what time did you eventually get in at? You and Emmit need a compass next time the two of plan on drinking......dam badabings:eek:
  16. Thats why their squids, they ruined OUR little party
  17. What chair was broke? Who broke it, can't recall any horse play being done, not like that wouldn't be a good idea:idea:
  18. Not that long after you left, a couple of herbs walked in and we though it be better if we just left, recipe for trouble:blank: God dam Emmit couldn't remember how to get back onto Washington so we walked a good 1/2 mile in the opposite direction, we were almost by the lincoln tunnell.
  19. JBR thanks, and I can't say that enough. Squids is an understatement:tongue: ClubAngel, still can't believe you had the music that loud with your roomy sleeping:eek: Was she pissed?
  20. Thats the first thing I reached for this morning, THANK god my headache cleared up, I was miserable getting up this morning. And my FU goes to Emmit for making me walk a mile in the other direction, piss drunk, then finally realizing his car was on the other side of Hoboken. Took us a 1/2 hour to walk to the car yesterday. A bigger FU goes to the friggin cabbie who wouldn't take us to our car after we finally realized we were walking in the wrong direction and just drove off:mad: OH my head....
  21. Hey, at least she knows her role:D Climbing that corporate ladder baby, way to go:laugh:
  22. whats the deal kid, you heading right over to hoboken or heading to home first??? i get home around 4 and looking to go there with some one. let me know
  23. Now your talking, the best is smoking going up the Ski Lift and blowing the smoke and who ever is in back of you knows whats going on, hopefully "Ski Patrol" will never be behind me when I do it but its just a good feeling being lit and breathing that fresh air:smoke:
  24. first time i ever smoked was during lunch in sophmore year in high school. talk about paranoid:shake:
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