gothzane

A stripper who takes my dollar with her lower lips...damn sexy. A female officer who handcuffs me then slams me down on the hood of my car...Shwing. A math teacher wearing a catholic shoolgirl outfit bending down to pick up the chalk she droped *bangs head on desk* A masked house burgler who makes me go down on her at gunpoint while im trying to take a piss at midnight A Nurse who wanted to take my "oral" temperature when im in a full body cast... I could go on and on and on.... yes...i know...im kinky. OHHH!!! Those girls that lay naked that you east sushi off of!!! #1 !!!!

I wish I was a lesbian... being a straight guy is tough work... Though I doubt ill ever get tired of beer and buffalo wings.

I gave up on love long ago... nowadays...ill settle for breakfest *Cackle* Id burn in hell for eternity... Give up all the orgasms all the sweaty silk sheets For a second of love a moment to caress her cheek a second to run my fingers through her hair. :fire:

1) eyecontact 2) smile 3) walk over to em if there is distance keeping eye contant and smile in good standards 75% guys will turn their head away...thats a sad human response to eye contact. 4) when your closer reistablish contact if broken 5) A simple formal greeting...lines are childish a simple hello will suffice. 6) act normal from there.. do not try to act sexy, funny, extroverted, or introvertned unless that is your natural personality. well...thats my personal preference on how a first impression should go.

Fucking deserve a standing ovation from the legion of man. Though im a little different.....I have a mood swing (problem?) Sometimes Im a porno star...other times i wont let anyone touch me....so if im with someone at the time...which sadly doesnt last...somehow all girls want stability...heh..anyways. When im in my get away mood...I try to satisfy my partners every whim and sexual desire. I let them look...touch, feel, taste...and sometimes i have to admit that sometimes swings me back into loverboy mode again........as long as they come back. Try not to learn your love... let them wander and learn disipline with an open mind and love with an unconditional heart

I love to hear my name in a sigh or a orgasmic beg I love please, I like being asked for sexual favors. "Could you...would you..." I enjoy hearing "Yes right there...." and "Dont stop" the basics =)

Bosses office *sticks out his pinky ring finger so that you may kiss it* Getting locked in on a st.patricks day party late after... having to break the door down and replace it with the library door having the luck of the irish to have a blind boss who cant tell that his new door is two shades lighter then his old one....lol :fire:

That Angel o' mine. (fox fire?),Gia, Girl Interrupterd, 60 seconds, Tomb Raider. I bend her in ways that would make Gumby scream!

1 - Wakeup....hello mr happy 2 - Shower...gotta make sure the guns clean...aww crap it went off. 3 - Breakfest ....which either consits of munching on a tasy redhead or a self served salami sandwhich. 4 - Work...I work on wall street...need a stress reliever. 5 - Misc work time...im generally scratching and beating it down with a broomstick throught the day especially when i have a conference or an extended walk through the hallway. 6 - when i get home....i always have to piss like a friggen racehorse when i get home.....off the bus...dont have to pee...key in the friggen door....god damn my bladder is gonna friggen blow! 7 - Im a collecter of adult films...mostly of the vivid girl series. If im single at the time and just relaxing home i usualy keep it on 24/7 ...mostly the lesbian 4 hour comps...I currently have one in my dvd player entitled "Devons Gate"...rather entertaining..that little little lady is quite the squealer. So all and all...thank god for lube...and i wish theyd make some Anti-Viagra....and no..im not sick...i went to a doctor...im just a horney fucker...lol

Cant we all be our favorite... *hears a close ripping sound* *urg* guess not....

ey im in boustin...where do i paaark my caaa? how the wata here en boustin?

hmm someone needs to switch to decaf *Cackle*

Drugs are bad MM'kay? so dont do drugs MM'kay?...cause if you do drugs youll be bad too MM'kay? Blame Canada

Desert Rose by sting not much into house but this one rubs me the right way anyone know where i can get it? mp3 or cd....been looken alls i can find is the original version

Someone? anyone? make the voices stop! AHHHHHHHHH! so....do you have any grey poupon or what? HUH! DO YA!

Me and you in a tub of green jello. with a truckload of lube. and a rubber chicken with its head bitten off. oh baby....your excited? feel these nippels!

As long as i get a round the world from the dog Vote for me!

Whats a radio? that thing that goes *KRZZZAAAZZZCRRRZ...This is a broadcast of your local...KRZZZZACRRZZZ...If this was an actual...* somehow I dont find that entertaining. *Cackle*

I adore hight lacking ladies make good beer stools.... Im sincerely Joking and deeply apologize.. just the insanity in me.. Ive had my share of loves of all sizes and my personaly experience shows that the taller ones tend to express themselves physicaly while the smaller ones express themselves verbily which i enjoy since im rather the quite type....half the time and half the time i cant shut the freak up. sooo...i go back and forth. If I can have one short girl and one tall one id be happy. might as well toss in a middle size one while your at it I have alot of love to go around *Cackle*

Better sick then dead. Better dead then alive. Better alive then sick. oh damn...guess were all fucked. *Cackle*

20 heads? at the same time? Shit man I can sell tickets! PPV even... ive got a whale of a shlong... but 20 at the same time... thats freaking scary man.... god forbid someone bumps onto someone elses chin...ouchie!

Long as they have Im a happy camper.

Long as you were dancing intoxicated and trying to get the robot to sit on your face *Cackle*

oh and the security is nuts now. The guards give you a round the world as you enter. "Um excuse me...could you move my balls more to the right? oooh yeah thats the spot." "Hey whatca doin in there...cut that out it tickels!" "Find my pen?" "Hey I was looking for that!" "MY SOCKS!...your kidding....right?...sheesh" "Hey ma i can see my house fro....owww!" "No moron those are certs mints...M I N T S...the drugs are in my other pant leg...(edit racial remark)." Oh yeah...you cant take me anywhere... *Cackle*

Err..what he said *Cackle* Exit on firdays is a scene. Asians everywhere but its cool theyre too stoned to notice me dacing away with their dates!