gothzane

*Grins evilly making a "come here" gesture with two fingers* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Heh..partaining to gentelmen... Have you ever walked around the house wearing only a sock....just one sock... *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Dunno bout you folks... but my favortie naughty costume has to be My Birthday Suite! "Do you have three legs or are you just happy to see me?" "God damn boy put that thing away!" "It is!...its even tucked into my sock!"

Oh believe me lady....im waaaay beyond help. *Cackle* The difference between anger and insanity is that an angry person would beat someone to death while an insane person would beat someone to death with a rubber dildo dressed as the easter bunny...the insane person...not the dildo...lol. I suppose im mad...if I find someone using a half easter bunny half dildo to pummel another person hysterical.

I dont know about you folks But "Puff the magic dragon" really makes me randy...lol So do songs by Bannas in pajamas or the Thundercats theme song. I dunno...maybe im just wierd. *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Oh and out of all of them...my favorite line has to be "If you do it right....everyone gets to sleep in the wet spot." Accrding to a recent study on European males. Over 60% of them rather go to a world cup soccer game then have one night with the girl of their dreams. Just goes to show that all men think with their balls. One way or another.

According to a recent study. I have over 168 hours of lesbian porn. Whoohoo....i broke the week long mark. Yes you man now bow down before me. *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

*Sings more show tunes* "Im in heaven....yes heaven....." Nothing like brining a girl to a strip club and getting her a lap dance "Oh what tangeled webs we weave when we practice pole dancing."

"HELLO FRISCO!" "Im SUPER....thanks for asking." "Is that brotwurst in your pants or are you just happy to see me." "Ive got enough lube for everyone!" "Isnt that special?" "Sparky...dont be gay...bad dog." "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Adds flavor "Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die."

I suppose im an ass. But I always have good intentions. *Cackle* They just usually backfire half the time "Its not easy being easy."

also what bugs the shit out of me is when im with a girl and somewhere along the line your introduced to one of her girlfriends. (This is where i go wrong...i think 99.9% of the time.) Maybe I act the same around everyone....a little too suave. Anyways....You act natural displaying your affection for your sig. Complimenting her yadda yadda. ...ahh fuck it... I think what im trying to get out of me is that I treat every girl the same as my girlfriend. Try to be a gentleman and such. Im always getting "...oh so you seem to get along well with each other...want her phone number..." that happy crappy One of these days Ill say "Sure!...that would be wonderful!" *ducks the slap* I really dont know anymore... try to be nice to people...

What if your a guy...had gay friends... but deep down inside your heart you wanted to be a lesbian? "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

What do you do when your best friends girlfried wants to jump your bones behind your friends back? "To conspire or not to conspire that is the question." If I bring it up to my friend... itll make things complicated I like keeping it simple. If I tell her no... shes the type to go after me further.....no is yes...yes is yes... If I tell her yes... and every part of me wants to...huba huba thing is im loyal...always have been part of my basics always keep my basics covered shell prob want it 24/7 and that cant happen i like my loner time so....im either fucked or fucked when you think about it....lol "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly." "Crap...I didnt bring enough lube." "What the frell is wrong with you?"

*Sings* "Oh a strip club we will go, a strip club we will go, High on dinerio a strip club we will go!":flame: "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

If your dirty little secret sells killer lubes or gargoyles...can you spread some my way? "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Aww I love pussies.. Have one shes black with a white diamond on her neck and white paws and she licks herself....isnt that special *Cackle* "If cats are pussies are dogs dicks?"

People act differntly when theyre inside of a club. Their mind becomes traced with the music. The body just goes with it. The lage amounts of E doesnt help any im sure *Cackle* Takes alot of uncondiotnal love and compensation to deal these days. "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Man I love lesbians... *Cackle* "Remember when someone pisses you off it takes over 50 muscels in your face to frown... but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap the fucker upside the head."

And the top news story for today. "Man has sex change operation to become a lesbian!" :laugh: Id consider it....if i didnt enjoy peeing standing up so much. "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Okay Horrific! "God bless O&A!"

I shall make the attempt to attend, but im too spur of the moment for any promises. Sounds like a good place.

DADDY! *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

"Im not insane.... Darth Vader handing out lolliepops to school children and the Easter Bunny bludginging people to death with a steel dildo then leaving easter eggs in their mouth like stuffed pigs Now thats insanity for you people!" "What mind is the madness." "Who am I to define reality." "Who am I to know the truth." "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Help me? I tried going to a shrink once... but the poor fool started crying over his mother. I tried being institutionalized but being druged up and tied in a straight jacket all day just gave me a really big woody. *Cackle*