gothzane

God bless co-ed summer camp *grins* Couldnt of been 14. (let it be known ive been collecting porn and drinking vodka since I was 8 =P ) Anyways...every month the camp I went to threw sleepovers (orgies) which was a full blown festival of sporting events, food, kids games...was the best time. When it came to lights out..they seperated the boys and the girls into two segments of the camp. (let is also be known that I was born to conspire and plot against my elders...epecially those that tried to impose a specified bedtime againt me. ) So the day before I spread the word of a new event for a select few of campers after lights out.. Skinny Dippen....whoohoo. As I remember it I had my puppylove eyes set for a certain redhead tomgirl that used to smile and stick out her tounge at me on the bus to camp almost every morning. Never had the courage to talk to her though...but i used to throw paper airplanes at her all the time....ahh those were the days *Cackle* Anyways....all worked out as planed. We gathered by the lake. Started a nice fire. We were all pyromanic certified in camp...espcially us boys...heh. We sat about the fire waiting for the girls to come. Passing around bags of candy. Im surprised to this day that we all didnt croak of sugar OD. lol Some time went by as we chatted about video games, sports, girls we likes...guy stuff...heh...we thought we were stood up thought the girls werent going to come...but then we were ambushed by stuffed animals and pillows....damn sneaky women attacked us from behind. ( as all women do =P ) Well to make a long story shorter. We finally got the courage to get naked in front of the girls we had crushes on. Had ourselves a good swim. Showed the redhead of my affection what a tongue was used for. *evil grin* Almost got caught going back to camp. Lucky for us all the councelors were too drunk to notice. basicly had a damn good time.

I give the illusion of labor at a law firm on wall street. basicly i fix computers....just by rebooting them *cackle* also have some server tasks.. but the damn thing runs itself *yawn* So i just sit here...listen to trance..eat oreos flirt with all the secretaries...and go web serfin. Talk about stress eh? :fame: "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Ill bring the videocamera. At the next meetup we could give away tapes of it instead of the funky lighters. *Cackle* "Is it me...or is giving drunk ravers fire to play with a bad thing?" "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Exit..with its false advertising promos... how horrible they treat their poor promoters. The treb less sound system Djs that my deaf grandmother can outspin. $30 smackers to sweat in a festering pool of armpits. hoowah... "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Trance is the answer. "Know your boundries...then destory them utterly."

I love Bouston. Hows the Wata in Bouston? Anyplace to paark my Caa in Bouston? "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

One of the cds they were playing was i think... Trance Mental by DJ Grafix Party was fun.... talk about it tomorrow. *yawn*

If its a lounge/bar pool hall. Then i think anything besides your birthday suit would cover it. *Grins* "Hey ma....get off the damn roof!"

old school has to be Terminator 2 not really old...but getting there. but my current fave is Silent Scope "Mommy...I want to shoot people." "Not now dear..." "But mom!" "Know your boundries then destroy them utterly."

*sniff* Its...so sad! Awww...you should come. Well be good *crosses fingers behind his back* promise! *grins evilly* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

I get to be the cannon *struts* "Its two inches?" "Yeah....from the ground!" Now which version of monopoly do we get to play? *Cackle*

want to rub it on my hairy ass just like lotion...lol "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Err...I think its 4 or 5 to 42nd then hop the 6 to 51st. if your more downtown that is... how i hate the 4 & 5 *sigh* oh well....a little sacrifice for the greater evil *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

First club was Delialas Den in New Jersey Was 17...A wicked strip club that played all types of tunes. Okay so it wasnt a dance club...sue me. *Cackle* Errr...My first "Club" was last march. @ Exit just as it started goin rotten. Had a great time in the Red Room none the less. Bunch of my friends took me on my 21st birthday =) Ill never forget them for that....never. I knew about dance clubs.....but thought they were for steers and queers....was I ever wrong..sheesh. Its true what they say about ignorance... Anyways since then...ive been hoping different clubs almost every weekend...looking for the perfect one. "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Anyone for runnign through central park waving around lightning rods? Cmon...itll be a shocking experience... har har "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Forget Abyss...come to the meetup at Fubar! "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

This sounds like a place ive been looking for all my life! *Cackle* I defenitly want to go after fubar.

Unless I get abducted by aliens...which usually happens on tuesdays not fridays....Ill be there. "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Rain or shine...hasnt stoped me before. Lightning....im not lucky enough to get struck and die *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

How ear...*damn popups!* anyways... How early does Fubar open? Getting off work sooner then expected. Maybe ill hit up an arcade on 42nd or something. Too friggen hot to walk around. Second question...there an afterparty or is it a fubar all nighter. "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

I dont have sex baby... I make love... *struts away to old school porno music* "Whats my name!" "Shaft!" "I said whats my name!" "SHAFT!"

What if im past that part? What if im up to cropwhips and horse saddels? *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

If she has toilet paper down there just blow your nose and walk away. *Cackle*

Women = Time + Money Time = Money Money = Root of all evil Therefore Women = (Root of all evil)2 *scratches head* never was any good withmath... women are evil twice over *Cackle*

Keep an eye out for hypoallergenic jobs.. *Trots away on his Trojan Man horse*