gothzane

Actually were discussing the most bizzare made up clusterfuck that you would want to sexually hump. For instance... Id enjoy humping a ravenous raging rabbid rabbit stuffed with ridgid razors. The fact that most of it starts with R...is just coincidence to my insanity *Bows* *Cackle*

Had a really freaking bad day friday. Slept the shit off. Have to make up for it tonight. Dance till I drop. *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destory them utterly."

Havent taken a pill. Smoked. Hit. Shot up. or any of that happy crappy. And I drink my Vodka for the taste..heh (Russian blood) If I have a drug its sugar.....Known as the candy man. Spree, FunDip, Sweettarts, Blowpops....you name it. "Im too freaked up to do drugs!" "Know your boundires...then destroy them utterly."

Dress code = I get away with black loafers...comfy and classy. Crowd= sadly I agree...but im different honest. I go to make a fool of myself ....sweat till im dead...and just let everything go. Music= Fridays I hit up the Red Room...a bit harder trance/house tunes....i cant stand the main floor on fridays...gah and yeah....basicly Exit was good....but they suck ass now. Overdone in all aspects. "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Heh Im a Goth/Rocker. One pale ass sob Too white for most white poeple *Cackle* Im always hanging in the Red room...or used to.. exit got lame real fast...damn $$$ grubbers. Anyways....the people of oriental decent. Who werent whacked out of their skull. Could do some wicked Raver dance moves. Expecially the girls from what Ive noticed. Ive seen everyone be a wall hugger. and everyone boogy down... I still think Latino girls have us all beat to hell when it comes to dancing....hubba freaken hubba. "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly." "I think we should all fuck till were all the same color."

Everyone has a different perspective. Impossible to see the world trough someone elses eyes. Horde the things that make you happy. And keep an eye open for a kindred spirit. Were out there... "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Just doing what I can to make people say "What the fuck is wrong with you?" *Cackle* "Know your boundries...then destroy them utterly."

Ah the perks of being a sever admin at work ...lol. So friggen bored today i was strutting down the hallways singing frosty the snowman.....lol...yes...im quite mad... but so would you....if you had over 200 lawers to deal with that didnt know how to use a mouse....

Im up for limelight on saturday. Was going to go tonight... but im helping my friend fix his mustang. Well see what happens.

How about humping a shrapnelized unisex crash test dummy made out of razor edged fiber glass and Elmers Glue? "So I suppose lubricant is out of the question....right?"

Ive always wanted to fuck a manaquin...that was in fact a thermal nuclear device.... "I just wanted to feel the power between my legs man." Armagedon

Get a cat...their too stupid to have liver problems *Cackle*

Now try it with a watermelon.... *Cackle*

*Mumbels something over his shoulder in a Godfather horsevoice wisper* Eight heavily armd no neck 300 lbs gurillas with fists the size of your head surround you from every corner. *Laughs in a weezy wisper* You could of sworn you heard the phrase "Cement shoes"

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And alls I ever dream of are crocidiles and carnivals... Can we trade? *Cackle*

Nothing quite as enjoyable as destroying a girls bi couriosity with some quality pounding. Or turning two perfectly straight girls into muff diving maniacs. *Cackle* Its good to be evil!

I think making the first move is hell of alot easier then someone doing it to you....gah...when its someone you actualy like double gah...

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!" Russel Crowe in Gladiator

And I thought I had personaly deep festering issues that needed to be beaten to death with a rubber chicken with the head bitten off.....guess Im sane after all *Cackle *

I dont know the chemical reaction or whatever but when you shave the peachfuzz goes bye bye ....and say hello to mr brillo pad. I like my peach fuzz...as much of a tropical rain forest it may be its still soft and silky..and so god damn manly! HAR

If you can find an armless comfy chair and your back is up to shape..have him sit in the chair and you on top of him facing him...simple basic I enjoy it because it gives me complete freedom of my arms. Also if hes diserving...a meal before....and you as the desert...mayhaps a lapdance for him if your feeling sexy.

I enjoy the virgin shaver... A girl who has never shaved. They have that peachfuzz.. Peach... I could eat a peach for hours.

Compensation is the key as long as your basics are covered. As per us men? Keep a few keywords in your sentences to keep our attention span going... 1) Sex ( on your minds 24/7...its the majority of the 7% of the brain most of us use) 2) Our Name ( yes...we have the attention span of a dog..so? ) 3) Beer (we drink it we are it) 4) Buffalo Wings (we eat them we like them) 5) Hooters (a splented combination of all our basics....heaven on earth plain and simple....the restaurant...well...those too) 6) Sports (99% of us dig it...im particualry a softee though...not into sports...im into arts and crafts , computers and poetry...hey so im not the perfect guy...sooooory *shifts his nuts and spits on the floor* 7) Cars (shiny, noisy, greasy, fast, can kill us in 1/8th of a second...whats not to like?) 8) Computers (personal fave...where else can i order food, order my porno dvds, go clothes shopping, and slowly decapitate an online game player in tokyo?) 9) Lesbian (personal fave...always wanted to be one) 10) Party(where we can share what we learned about our basics and aquire new wholesome experiences with them) Refrain from these words: 1) Me (We care...but its a bad way to open up a coversation...at this point we begin to feel abdominal pain) 2) Buy (We care...as long as jewerly isnt involved.....especially the word RING...gah...unless you have them hooked...consider us considering our options and experiencing severe abdominal pain) 3) You (never say you...BAD..we go into football/boob/ignore mode...saying our name keeps us in tune better) 4) "My girlfriends boyfriend does..." (*shakes his head refraining from comenting*) 5) "I dont know" (If I made a promise..you make the godamn promise never to say that to anyone ever....I rather hear "Oh I feel like stomping you in the nuts and taping over all your football games." then the ever fucking popular "Hey Hun...what do you feel like doing tonight?" "Oh I dont know." GAH! enough of that one 6) IM FAT, DOES MY ASS LOOK FAT IN THIS! (me thinking - Yes you hosebeast go on a god damn diet of blowing my sausage)..no no...in actuality...if im with you...even if you arent a supermodel....YOUR NEVER FAT UNLESS WE SAY "Godamn women ...youve turned into a fat pig! put down that twinkie and lets go for a jog before i have to get you a godamn detour sign for your neck." 7) The evil unspecified "No." "No" "Why?" No" Why? "I dont know" AHHHH! 8) "I forgot to cook dinner." GAAAAAH...heh...okay i usualy do the cooking...and if i ever forgot especially if i cooked regular for someone who was with me for an extended amount of time...say...more then a week *Cackle* theyd be pretty damn pissed if they came home hungry and their "norm" was broken. 9)"Ive....got....a.....HEADACHE!!" youve just given me one...in both heads.... 10) "Cant we just be friends?" No.

Single Only accepting aplications to the dominatrix type... or someone who can best me in a bear knuckle fist fight. funny thing is...im not kidding....*Cackle* and they wonder why im single