gothzane

Amen sister.

Ill lick or suck or nibble on anything a woman has to offer.

Im not a bitch! ...I just get pms sometimes...

Words with more truth have never been spoken. At that....I give you all a loving M.A.M (Mid-Air-Muah!) as i depart for the day...ciao for now.

Its a big deal if your doing this and when she cant take anymore and you go to kiss her and your face looks like something out of a steven king novel and she screams and her neighbor bangs on the door thinking your some kind of axe murderer killing the kind girl next door in which eventually complete kills your desire to ever go down on her again.....not like that has ever happend to me or anything.

Never said you were sassa...if you find mid-air-muahs to be meaningfull then by all means muah away....I just think people should bond on a more intimate level.

I suppose im a little cranky...and can use a nap and a cookie... Im just irratated about the shallowness, the illusions, the walls, the lies, the abscurity of the truth...and the down right unwillingness of some people to do the right thing even know they may not be aware of whats right at the time...the inability to see things clearly...and the way people run through their lifes wishing monday was over... Im just screaming at anything and everything right now...ill be better soon as I find me some nookie =P

whatevers available... Damn its great being a guy!

how about one of those fake hollywood mid-air cheek "muahs" that seem to be popular....man I just want puke on any woman that I see do that. whats next...waving at each other in bio-hazard suits?

this whole virtual kisses thing never did anything for me...live ones please...the thought is nicr butt...cmon now.

as long as it isnt like some science experiement gone horribly wrong....then it merely adds to the flavor

watching a beautiful women smother her body with honey? You can only pay for that kind of quality entertainment! But i wouldnt be satisfied unless I was able to lick it all off

It doesnt help when your BLA...and the people you get to liking are BLA...but their BLA grows on you....and you share your BLA with their BLA...and get hitched and have little BLA's that run around and cause a mess in your apartment...which causes you to say BLA!...buts its your personal BLA..so its good BLA....and everything cool with the world...just you and your BLA. There are crazy people...then theres people like me...who make crazy people stop and say "Man your crazy!"

So there are women that agree with me on some level...maybe im not hopeless after all!

Theres a conspiracy theory going around that microsoft puts melicious code deep within the kernels to completly destory the os or the program when they reach a certain age forcing you to upgrade......brilliant marketing ploy? or plotting tyrannical slave laborists? you decide

Thats why im here Step right up...test your limits. "Now thats something a man would say...a manly man."

too bad cuddeling up to some guy is not my idea of fun....im just so nauseous of womens mindgames with relationships...I dont know what to do anymore...I do everything right...and still Im wrong...bla..I need to aquire some personality defects or something...i dunno.....I just need a woman who is capable of unconditional love, has some form of patience, and is willing to break boundries...she also has to suck a really good...*cough* heh...but really...I guess all the good ones are already taken... but what really pisses me off is that there are women out there for me....who fit my needs perfectly...but i just cant find them...so bla i say....time to go bar hoppen!

Im sick of being held at arms length...bla! Im sick of being considered a distraction...bla! Im sick of being too overbearing...bla! Im sick of being too nice...bla! Im sick of being good enough for sex but not for a relationship...bla! Im sick of being good enough for a relationship but not for sex...bla! Im sick of being alone. Im sick of being the foster child for love.

I hear you on that one brother.... sometimes you just have to back off for awhile get your shit straight then when everythings running 100% then find a woman companion. People want what they want and are going to take what they want regardless of whats right. You just have to surround yourself with people who want the same things you do...or there are going to be conflicts of intrests. Im kind of happy for you that the kid isnt yours...sure being a father figure is a great thing...but theres plenty of time for that later...for now..its time to get things in order eh?

Its all about knowing your shlong. lol If I know im about to cum but I want to make love longer. I simply slow down or change the pace of intercourse. The orgasim flows but its mild enough to where I dont ejaculate. A few sessions of this teasing method have always made my ejaculating orgasim unbearably strong Now multiple ejaculating orgasims take some practice and a good deal of forgoing masterbating. Although I still debate with myself wheter or not masterbatinon is beneficial or not regarding sex..... A little too much info...but hey..this is the sex board.

Its pretty bad when you have over 1000 channels and theres still nothing to watch.... Id be lost without cartoon network... TechTv roxer too!

I always laugh when I see techno taking over the world... Movies, car commercials...I even hear blasting beats when im getting my lunch at subway. Techno Forever

I told you things would change for the better...they always do...hope is real after all. Enjoy brother...your missed

Glow, you and your friend have some serious moves Keep up the good work

ROFLMAO... I once had a simular problem after my first DVD porn...but as least my beast never flew into the sky and announced the ten commandments. I have an idea....we could broadcast martha steward commercials on the side of a blimp...and when the rabid penis sees that...itll without a doubt shrivel up and die... sorry mike....but the shlongs gotta go.