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johnnyrevs

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  1. single and i don't want a relationship right now,just need a friend ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  2. i have psychotic dreams!!Especially after a good roll,lol ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  3. LOVE??WHAT IS LOVE????? ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  4. i've kissed with my eyes open plenty of times,definately a turn on!!!! ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  5. do it in moderation,too much of a good thing is bad for you ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  6. what time is this happening?? ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  7. i second that ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  8. *BUMP* hehe ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  9. u mean snuggly wugglies,lol ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  10. johnnyrevs

    a wedding story

    > > >Subject: Fw: A wedding story > > > > > > > > >> >This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper > > >> >in South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on > > >> >the Tonight Show. This is a true story about a recent > > >> >wedding that took place at Clemson University. > > >> > >! ; > >> >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the > > >> >wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage > > >> >at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that > > >> >he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long > > >> >distances, to support them at their wedding. He> > >> >especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's > > >> >families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law > > >> >for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank > > >> >veryone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, > > >> >he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just > > >> >from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's > > >> >chair,including the wedding party, was a manila > > >> >envelope. He said that this was his gift, and told > > >> >everyone to open their envelopes. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >Inside each envelope was an 8x10 photo of his best man > > >> >having sex...with the bride. He had gotten suspicious > > >> >of the two of them and hired a private detective to > > >> >trail them weeks prior to the wedding. > > >> >After he stood there and watched the people's > > >> >reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the > > >> >best man and said, "F--- you!".....He turned to his > > >> >bride and said "F--- you!" and then he turned to the > > >> >dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here!" > > >> > > > >> >He had the marriage annulled the first thing that > > >> >Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off > > >> >the engagement immediately ! after finding out about the > > >> >affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if > > >> >nothing was wrong. His revenge: making the bride's > > >> >parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding > > >> >and reception. Letting everyone know exactly what did > > >> >happen. And, best of all, trashing the bride's and > > >> >best man's reputations in front of all of their > > >> >friends and their entire families. This guy has balls > > >> >the size of church bells. Do you think we might see > > >> >one of those MasterCard "Priceless" commercials out of > > >> >this? Huh? > > >> > > > >> >Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests -- $32,000 > > >> >Photographers for the wedding -- $3,000 Deluxe > > >> >Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks -- $8,500 > > >> >The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of > > >> > the Bride and Best Man having sex -- Priceless!!! ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  11. couldn't agree more ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  12. cuddling,it feels sooooooooooo good while rolling ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  13. what's your favorite thing to do while rolling?I know this belongs in the substances forum but i thought i'd post it here first ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  14. BUMP ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  15. so i guess u don't like taller guys ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  16. i always go for shorter girls like 5'3 cuz even when they wear heels i'll still be taller than them(i'm 6'0) ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  17. no ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  18. i need a lot more than that to please me,i don't like beer that much either,give me some pills and i'll be happy ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  19. bust a nut everyday ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  20. instead i'll bite your clit ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  21. my friends were nagging me to go to some whore house in queens,but i hung out and smoked with a friend instead ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  22. i never paid for sex,and i never will ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  23. very interesting choice of words. it's true. a friend of mine was dating this guy who's "turtle neck" was stinky and he WAS uncircumsized. he'd keep it very clean but it still STANK because air didn't get to it and bacteria would form. EWWWWWWWWWWW!! needless to say, they broke up due to stinky penis! DICK CHEESE!!GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  24. no pics of me?? ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
  25. and give that puss a shave ------------------ and then.......THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
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