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What kind of books do you like to read? My favorite Authors are Dean Koontz and Richard Laymon. They are both Non Fiction writers with some Krazy ass stories. But Richard Laymon tends to be bit more raunchy in his writing

HERE IS MINE!

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

I was afraid of the pain. Im not the type of person that likes painful sex. And it seemed like Anal Sex would rip my ass apart. But I gave it a try. Honestly I dont like anal sex it feels too weird. I do enjoy gettnig my ass eaten out though. MMMMM

Its been about a month now.

I 4th that notion! Socks are dirty to me.

OMG!!! NO WAY THAT IS TRUE. THAT IS GROSS!!!!!

i THINK SHES HOTT, bUT SOMETIMES HER LIPS LOOK CRUSTY AND DRY.

HAHAHA! Yeah Man. Morning Sex is a great thing, BUT, It makes me not wanna get out of bed. Last time I had morning sex I had to call out of work. HAHAHA!

WOW! I wish my mondays were as great as yours. Monday suck!

Usually when I masterbate I phone bone someone. HAHA! I broke someone in last night actually. HAHA! He was kinda shy about it but he liked what he heard.

YEAH YEAH! But my body didnt know that by the way I woke up this morning. HAHA! In any case I dreamt i felt it and it was fabulous!

Last night I dreamt that I had a dick and a bed lined with three hot ass chics all butt naked and waiting to be served. OMG! I actually felt what it feels like for a dude to pork a chic. It felt sooooooooo Freakin' Good! WHOA!!!

Nah. I have a few nicknames but godess isnt one of them as far as I know.

I went to lunch at 12:30 and just got back also:( . What a shame.

I think he would look much better as a woman.

Whoa! what a piece of crap! That was a real cornball video

This was my valentine But this is my love for life

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What video/song is that?

Ummm. I like spongebob square pants for some strange oddball reason but him and his starfish friend are soooo gay!

For his birthday, Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd love to give you one, but the mortgage on this House is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm sticking around here by myself with an $180,000 mortgage and no f*cking bike."

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