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  1. Well, I am assuming you are italian. Bless you! I really believe that they are the pioneers of pleasure. Who knew? I didn't. ------------------
  2. I also loke to sneak a peak, but for the most part with my eyes closed. ------------------
  3. Yeah that's true. I dont like guys that are easy. In any way. For example, If i was to ask a guy what does he like to do, and he answered with "anything you like is fine with me", that is a automatic turnoff. I like the challenge and the thrill of something different. You have to make me want you, dont let me know i have you. ------------------
  4. HAHAHAHAHAHA! That would be a scary thing. ------------------
  5. TastyT, Thanks sweety! I am definitely Going to get it. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!> HAHAHA! SWISWI, THANK YOU, BUT DON'T FEEL BAD GIRL, I AM 22 AND JUST EXPERIENCED MY FIRST ONE. NO MAN HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO DO IT NO MATTER WHAT THEY DID.THIS GUY WAS FREAKING INCREDIBLE. HE IS ITALIAN AND I GOT HIM FROM NEW ROCHELE, NEW YORK. HAHAHAHAHA! I DONT KNOW IF THAT MEANS ANYTHING BECAUSE I NEVER HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT ITALIANS, BUT WHOA! DALE77, WASSUP BABYCAKES(that was cute)! yEAH IT WAS QUITE A FEELING. IT WAS LIKE I WANTED HIM TO STOP BECAUSE I FELT LIKE I COULDNT TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WAS LIKE YOU BETTER NOT STOP! LIVE1, SWEETY YOU KNOW I'M ROCKING IT HARD. HAHAHAHAHAHA! THANKS! STACEYCHASE, THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD PRETTY CLOSE TO IT. I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE FEELING BETTER! GLOWGIRL, A GIRL MIGHT HELP. BUT IF I FIND ANOTHER ONE OF HIM I WILL SEND HIM YOUR WAY. TRANCEND, THANKS BABE! YOU ARE MAD KOOL! ALL YOU GUYS ARE KRAZY KOOL! THANKS FOR THE CONGRATS. BUT NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM. I AM REALLY THINKING ABOUT LETTING HIM BE MY "buddy" IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. i HAVE NEVER HAD ONE OF THESE. USUALLY IF YOU ARE NOT MY MAN YOU DONT GET NONE. BUT I HAVE THIS REALY STRONG FEELING THAT SEX WITH THIS GUY WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE BEST. HE EVEN GROWLS!!!!!!!!!!!! wow! SHOULD I GO FOR IT? ------------------
  6. THANK YOU QUEENVIXEN AND HROAK, BUT QUEENIE,I AM STRAIGHT FOR NOW. IF I EVER DO GET THE DESIRE TO GIVE A FEMALE THE CHANCE I WILL DEFINITELY LOOK YOU UP. ------------------
  7. WELL ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T. BUT HE DIDNT WANT ME TOO. ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS GET ME OFF SO THAT HE COULD PROVE THAT HE COULD. HE ISNT MY MAN SO I AM NOT SURE IF I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR, BUT IF WE CONTINUE TO MESS LIKE THIS I MOST DEFINITLEY WILL. ACTUALLY, i AM LOOKING FOWARD TO IT. WE HAVENT EVEN HAD INTERCOURSE YET. WE MIGHT THOUGH. I WILL DEFINITELY KEEP YOU POSTED. ------------------
  8. I AM EXTREMELY HAPPY THIS WEEK! I CANT WAIT TILL FRIDAY MAN! ------------------
  9. I AM SO HAPPY I AM WRITING TO MYSELF! YOU GO GIRL! THIS GUY WILL DEFINITELY BE HEARING FROM ME AGAIN SOON. ------------------
  10. I HAVE FINALLY EXPERIENCED MY FIRST ORGASM WITH A GUY! IT WAS DISNEY! AND HE DID IT IN A WAY THAT I HAVE NEVER DREAMED WOULD BE POSSIBLE, ORAL! WHAT A WEEKEND! WOOOOHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ [img]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/uploads/chula22/newyrscat.gif[img/]
  11. Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator. ------------------
  12. Well,..........Have you guys ever used food? And have you ever masturbated in front of him? ------------------
  13. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mine was the second of DECEMBER. HAHAHAHA! Enjoy! ------------------
  14. The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom. The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "Fuck You". The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you can not stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. ------------------
  15. Nice smile, teeth, and juicy soft lips. That v at the bottom of the stomach and the muscle cuts at on the shoulder blades. Nice nipples, and a firm tight ass. Beautiful eyes and neat eyebrows. Clean fingernails and soft skin. ------------------
  16. OK. My situation is that my friends are all broke and boring. I need to know whats happening July 3rd and 4th. Can anyone tell me which spots are really supposed to be hit? ------------------
  17. Arlene Van Nest. Not very sexxy. But if I change a couple of letters.......... Arlene Van Chest. HAHAHAHAHHAHA! Nope, Just as bad. ------------------
  18. Below is a list of names. Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call. PORN STAR OR PONY Cherry Treats Lucky Star Love Melody Daisy Sweet Sunshine Blue Honey Rose Ruby Lips Misty Rain Green Eyes Heart Throb Chocolate Delight Sweetie Pie ANSWERS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHERRY TREATS A white and red "Sweetberry Pony." A horse that smells like cherries. Huh. LUCKY STAR He appeared in "Pure Milk #2." Sequels are never as good as the original, are they? LOVE MELODY A "Twice as Fancy" pony. That's pretty darn fancy. DAISY SWEET This pony smelled like perfume. How come they never made one that smelled like a horse? SUNSHINE BLUE Starred with about half a dozen women with only one name in "Fresh Flesh." HONEY ROSE She was in "Lethal Squirt." I don't want to know what "Lethal Squirt" is. RUBY LIPS This, incredibly enough, was a pony. Sometimes I wonder if the designers themselves weren't watching porn films... MISTY RAIN "Strap-On Sally," "Foot Fetish Fantasies #2," "Tracey at the Sex Derby," "The XXX Files." This woman has quite a resume. GREEN EYES He was in "Hispanic Heatwave" with a guy named "Skelator." No, really. HEART THROB A "So-Soft" Pegasus Pony. I try to avoid buying toys with "Throb" in the name. CHOCOLATE DELIGHT A "Soda-Sippin' Pony." It came with a straw. I really don't understand this. SWEETIE PIE I'm really disturbed to know that there even exists a video called "Breastman's American Butt Search," much less that someone named "Sweetie Pie" appears in it. ------------------
  19. Below is a list of names. Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call. Porn Star or Pony Cherry Treats Lucky Star Love Melody Daisy Sweet Sunshine Blue Honey Rose Ruby Lips Misty Rain Green Eyes Heart Throb Chocolate Delight Sweetie Pie ANSWERS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHERRY TREATS A white and red "Sweetberry Pony." A horse that smells like cherries. Huh. LUCKY STAR He appeared in "Pure Milk #2." Sequels are never as good as the original, are they? LOVE MELODY A "Twice as Fancy" pony. That's pretty darn fancy. DAISY SWEET This pony smelled like perfume. How come they never made one that smelled like a horse? SUNSHINE BLUE Starred with about half a dozen women with only one name in "Fresh Flesh." HONEY ROSE She was in "Lethal Squirt." I don't want to know what "Lethal Squirt" is. RUBY LIPS This, incredibly enough, was a pony. Sometimes I wonder if the designers themselves weren't watching porn films... MISTY RAIN "Strap-On Sally," "Foot Fetish Fantasies #2," "Tracey at the Sex Derby," "The XXX Files." This woman has quite a resume. GREEN EYES He was in "Hispanic Heatwave" with a guy named "Skelator." No, really. HEART THROB A "So-Soft" Pegasus Pony. I try to avoid buying toys with "Throb" in the name. CHOCOLATE DELIGHT A "Soda-Sippin' Pony." It came with a straw. I really don't understand this. SWEETIE PIE I'm really disturbed to know that there even exists a video called "Breastman's American Butt Search," much less that someone named "Sweetie Pie" appears in it. ------------------
  20. #1=Ralphy or Ralph. #2=Jayson #3=Ricky or Rick Female #1=Gina #2=Erica #3=? ------------------
  21. Well what size are you using? they do come in extra big sizes. You shouls try a couple of sizes bigger. They cost more but it's worth it. ------------------
  22. that is a dangerous shot.. very good also lemon drops and blackhouse
  23. Well my favorite shots are the 99 bananas and 99 black berries. ------------------
  24. GIVER BIG TIME! I love it when I'm going down on my guy and he starts screaming like a bitch and pulling my hair. There is just something about knowing that I am the one making him feel like that, that turns me on. Honestly......I'd rather give than receive. ------------------
  25. Hey Glowgirl, Sorry to hear that. But I was in a situation like that before. I met this guy, we hit it off, BUT he told me that he didnt want to be in a relationship and that we should just keep it as "friends". Well all of a sudden he meets this chic and they are going out. Then they are engaged within 3 months. I was outraged. But we stayed in contact for a while. Because I figured it was his loss not mine. To fill you in, the girl ended up cheating on him three times back to back. What a shame. Anyway girlie, dont stress it. The way he dogged you, is the same we he will get dogged. He was probably just saying all the things you wanted to hear so that he can get all the things he wanted to get. Sad but true. ------------------
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