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trancerxn112

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  1. suuuuuure thats what they all want you to believe then they tear your stillbeating heart out and hold it in front of you... we green?
  2. lol im not fighting with you!!! girls are vicious when it comes to fighting... they go below the belt... literally and figurativly
  3. They are hot!!! but they dont beat mine... you dont actually see naked girls, they arent really kissing, but the sexuality that comes out of that pictures is intense... show me one picture of someone getting hardcore fucked that gives off that much sensuality and sex.
  4. of course!!! why you holdin out on me???
  5. thats gross... i know it says sex board and all but can we keep it SEXY at least... i cant imagine my parents having sex... they are like Ken and Barbie...
  6. yea she always has the sexiest pics... besides me of cource, nothin beats "the kiss"
  7. Just hold that gun to his head, if he moves, shoot him... Ccc Ccc Cccorbin this aint me man, i have a headache... Ruby! < bang > oh my god im so sorry, think he will be alright?
  8. lol you'ld be surprised but me and my friends do this all the time... of and btw Phunkingroovin
  9. Wooooooooooooooooooosaaaa, Ay Mike tu mi Papi... Papi... that means daddy don't it?
  10. Mr. Red you have to assume your individual position... I dont want one position, I want all positions...
  11. wow you jut got majooooooor respect from me... gotta love a girl who can play the quote game
  12. i really cant tell yet, id have to get to know you better... but i think you are a good girl being a bad girl... could be wrong
  13. ahh temper temper! find your pressure points... Woooooooooooooosaaaaaaaa...
  14. Welcome to sexboard... on this board you will meet the most depraved, dirty deviants. At least thats the game they play... for the girls some are good girls pertending to be bad girls... some are bad girls being bad girls... and still others are bad girls trying to be good girls so they can sell their site for 12.95 month to try to raise $7000.00 for their breast augmentation operation. Hang around long enough and you'll begin to see that which i have already made clear to you... oh and on a final note... beware Spragga and his nipple games...
  15. Peter North is the King, Emperor and President of American Bukkake Association. In other news, WTF are clomids?
  16. lol im at work i cant exactly drop em and make sweet love to myself... follow the guidelines above and we wont have a problem. We green? super green!
  17. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want... Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
  18. an Indian Summer is summer weather after the summer is over... like into autumn
  19. And just smile... lol one year makes such a difference... im much more secretive about my tricks now...
  20. i hope not... winter is the best season so the faster we get to those falling white flakes the better
  21. trancerxn112

    Confusion???

    If you are having doubts about her intentions then obviously you feel something is wrong... give her a call it could just be that she is playing games and testing to see how you react to her playing hard to get. Thats just a possiblity or maybe she is having doubts about your relationship together so she is calling a time out. Or maybe your just over reacting and she has been getting her shit together and doing things she needs to do that she hasnt got the time to call you... I think its either the first one or the last one personally... just my 2 cents
  22. spermicide condoms say spermicide... like trojan lubricated with spermicide... read the back of the box for active ingredients.
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