trancerxn112
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if you moan while the guys dick is in your mouth you have just initiated your first "hummer" moan a lot and you'll be a crowd pleaser
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its like putting ur finger over the tip of a pressure washer... beware the viper piss!
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for real!!! women go through 9 months of torture, and we hear about that shit for the rest of our natual lives... boo fucking hoo... make me a sandwich, suck my dick, play with my balls and dont talk so fucking much
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Freedom - George Michael All those supermodels
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i didnt realize an attention required anything besides... hey heres a thought getting the persons attention !!!
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Jerking your chain, what sort of figure of speech is this and yes i am jerking your chain... give it a try just dont blame me if you get sick...
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You know you should all be very proud... admitting you have a problem is the first step to conquering your problem.
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yum!
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i actually heard this before when i was watching a special the penis can create up to 4 or 5 times as much sperm if you've been away from your lover or if you think she has cheated... which would explain for the more powerful orgasms.
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~> smell of fresh cut grass ~> drinking coronas with my friend by my pool ~> BBQ
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would you rather she tell you that she missed her period... thought so. Everytime you say "damn period" remember what not having one means. This has been a public service announcement brought to you in part by the sperm liberation movement
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i agree with this, doesnt seem so bad... i wouldnt say something like that but everybody is different. But for a girl that might seem out of place cause they analyze every word and restring every possible meaning.
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any head is good head!
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in cheesy japanese dubbing... "his gangsta queens style is strong, but my shao lin gangsta style will defeat him!"
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my first response was "Dan Cortese is Latin?"
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what commercial? thats really the way i feel! in other news, have you ever had a york pepperment paddy shot... its like Hershey Syrup and Pepperment Shnapse... ohhh it tastes exactly like a your pepperment paddy but after drinking ahole bunch of those ive never been more sick in my like
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bro... i work with these tools everyday you tend to remember what each one looks like
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nope Dewalt is Black on Yellow... Black and Dekker is Red on Black... Makita is black on blue...
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sometimes when i eat a York Peppermint Patty i get the sensation that im mushing a team of siberian huskies through alaska... does that count?
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i saw that... the world is full of dicks... why the fuck would someone tattoo that on their body, thats even worse then getting your girlfriend or boyfriends name tattoed on your arm or something...
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wow that must be a big head... does her head actually resemble her ass?
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Peter Pan lol why would you even think that?!
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lol i aim to please...
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err yea well err yea that too
