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trancerxn112

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  1. i think they mean it more in the "figurative" sense... now heres three questions of my own... 1st: Why are you fucking such a grotesque creature as to need to put "a bag" over her head. 2nd: If by chance you do end up in bed with a coyote why not use a pillow? 3rd: Why dont you just imagine your fucking someone else?
  2. when i finish i go wash my dick with oil based degreaser, brush it several times with sand paper, write out my bill ($10.00) and give it to the lucky lady for services rendered lol j/k i cuddle for 3 minutes (timed) and then go pee
  3. Beef Teraki Sticks Boneless BBQ Spare Ribs Chicken W/ String Beans
  4. Question, why would you use alcohol on ur face? do u have a pimple problem to begin with? soap and water is already a little overkill we arent talking about #2 boiler oil
  5. lol i cant believe this carried over to sex board
  6. hahahaha... if thats true then uld see a lot of CP peeps as the FBI's 10 most wanted lol
  7. Yea she does but is it just me or does she have wierd looking hair in that first picture
  8. i didnt even know she was on sex and city
  9. thats cause they cut her hair off! but i liked her in both i remember after seeing her in CU i said wow that bitch was def the hottest of all the girls.
  10. it seems we have similar taste, now all u have to do is tell me that ur smitten with Susan Ward lol... i think Bridget is stunning in the natural sort of way
  11. YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 1980'S IF... 1.You ever ended your sentence with "psych" 2.You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers 3.You watched the pound puppies 4.You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" 5.You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish 6.You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 7.You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls 8.You know that 'Whoa' comes from Joey on "Blossom" 9.Three words: M.C. Hammer 10.You thought it would be great to have a friend named, "Boner" 11.You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" 12.If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long! 13.Remember r! eading Kool-Aid man comics 14.You ever watched Fraggle Rock 15.You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike 16.You remember When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons 17.You wore a pony tail to the side of your head 18.You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen 19.You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. Oregon trail with the computers that have a green screen 20.You made your mom buy you one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side 21.You had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall 22.You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House) with friends at school 23.You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it 24. L.A. GEAR 25.Your mother wouldn't! let you have garbage pail kids 26.You wanted to change your name to Jem in Kindergarten 27.You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books 28.You know the profound meaning of "Wax on,Wax off" 29.You wanted to be a Goonie 30.You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing 31.You wanted to be on StarSearch 32.You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off 33.You took Lunch pales to school 34. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf 35.You remember the craze, and then banning of slap bracelets 36. You still get the urge to use "NOT" at the end of every statement you make 37.You remember Hypercolor T-shirts 38.Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band 39.You remember Punky Brewster 40.You loved Howard the Duck 41.You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up 42.You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged "friendship bracelets" 43.You ever owned a pair of Jelly Shoes 44.After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you couldn't stop saying "I know you are but what am I?" 45.You remember "I've fallen...and I can't get up!" 46.You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates 47. You ever got seriously injured on a slip and slide 48.You know not to mix poprocks and soda (but did it anyway!) 49. You have played with a 'skip-it' 50. You had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's 51. You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks 52.You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoons 53.You remember! dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian" 54. If you remember Heathcliff the orange cat 55.You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special 56.You've gone through this list occasionally saying "That wasn't from the 80's." 57.You remember Popples 58.DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! 59.You wore socks over tights with high-top Reeboks 60.You wore like 8 pairs of socks at once, scrunched down 61.MISS MARY MACK MACK MACK ALL DRESSED IN BLACK BLACK BLACK..... 62.You remember boom boxes instead of CD players 63.You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies 64.You remember the Transformers 65.You know what it meant to say "care bear stare!!" and you had a favorite 66.You remember Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales 67.You remember watching! TV thinking Doogie Howser was hot! 68.You remember Alf, the little furry brown alien from Melmac 69.You remember the large amounts of aerosol hairspray used 70.You remember those very stylish headbands 80.You remember Vicky the Robot 81.You remember Eve Garland from Out of this World and how she would stop time by pressing the tips of her index fingers together and talking to her dad through a glowing cube in her bedroom 82.You remember the beginning of New Kids on the Block 83.You remember watching The Cosby show 84.You remember Mr.Belvedere 85.You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future 86.You know all the names of the gang from "Saved by the Bell" 87.You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "shot through the heart" song Pass this on to anyone you know grew up in the 1980's
  12. this movie was poorly thought up... he cant get up when Electra is fighting Bullseye but he can run after him in the church...? funniest part of the movie HAD to be Colin Farrell's Irish accent hahaha "he made me miss, i never miss"
  13. Sticks-Styx? im right over the TZ and i got 845 not far 914 was so catchy!
  14. lol sometimes i scare myself... behold the prowess of a scorpio
  15. okay dont think im a deviant for saying this but... wait i am a deviant besides that thought i was once watching some porn of a brazalian chick giving a guy a foot job... she put her feet together and using the arch (which remarkably was in the similar shape of a pussy) she brought the guy off... now while watching this strangely i was turned on not like freakishly aroused to the point where i tired to fuck my own feet lol but it was interesting.
  16. Am I the only one who recognizes Sky Lopez as a sexual genius in an industry of mediocore moaners and second rate sluts. Watch her give a hand job and youll know what im talking about
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