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  1. Originally posted by dr0ne

    actually you know what happens when the laptop crashes during an mp3? it loops over a tiny bit of it over and over REAL FAST....kind of like a gabber track. your peeps might enjoy that. :D

    That actually kinda happened once, although it was a cd. I walked into this one club, and the DJ saw me and invited me to spin a few tracks if I wanted. What he didn't know was that I was already completely trashed, but I took his offer anyway.

    So I went thru this tunes, put a track on, and somehow in my drunken state, I set up some kind of loop on the cd player which was repeating the same loop for about two minutes before I realized it and mixed out of it.

    Of course by now, the DJ realized that I was mad drunk. He said he didn't know which was funnier: the fact that I had accidently set up this loop, the fact that people kept dancing to it, or the fact that someone came up and asked who the remix was by.

  2. I just started a new job to supplement the income I'm making from music and apparel, when I realized that I'm doing a lot of 'different' shit right now to make ends meet.

    For one, I DJ about every freak party there is in NYC. Whether I'm spinning gabber for ghetto-vampires in Harlem or I'm mixing techno and industrial for s/m fetish parties, I've come to realize that I haven't played that many 'normal' parties in the past few years, and I kinda like it that way.

    I also had a g/f who was a dominatrix and I designed her business cards for her. I guess people within that community liked them, because since then I've been getting requests from alot of dommes willing to pay me to design their business cards for them as well.

    Remix work isn't all that strange I guess unless I look back on some of the remixes I've done. One gabber producer in Sweden requested that I remix one of his tunes a couple years ago. I'm also in the process of remixing a track for a synth-pop band from Jersey right now. I remixed a tech-step artist from Arizona, and I also did a big beat remix of Groove Armada's "I See You Baby" which got me some recognition in a contest they had a couple years back. And just recently, I had a death metal band ask me to do a remix of one of their tunes. Makes me wonder if I should focus more on one style since I'm doing everything from big beat to death metal.

    And my latest job... I'm working from home as an electronics distributor for Estonia. I'm receiving computer hardware and such, and then re-shipping the items to eastern Europe. I'm still not exactly sure on how this whole thing works, but hey, I'm getting paid for it.

    So out of curiousity, what kind of weird/strange jobs have you all had?

  3. I mainly only use vinyl in my own studio anymore. I've played too many places where the decks were unreliable, or the other DJs didn't bring their own needles and needed to use mine. Plus I'm sick of lugging around all of my records. I enjoy the feel of spinning records more than other formats, but now it seems like I'm usually just playing wax in my studio for my own enjoyment, or if I need to sample some kind of scratch effect for a tune.

    I put everything on cd nowadays. But every track I burn to cd I edit in SoundForge first so I can normalize the levels and EQ the tracks so the sonic quality is consistent within my catalog. I'm also in the process of creating a spreadsheet book where I'm going to have all of my tracks separated and listed by genre and tempo so I can find what I'm looking for faster so I'll have more time to focus on creative mixing.

    As far as mp3s, I dunno. I've never tried any mp3 mixing program. I suppose it might be interesting to try out, but I'm a little too paranoid about the laptop crashing in the middle of a set and you're stuck there looking like an ass while everyone's listening to speaker hum.

  4. Since I've DJ'd at a shitload of fetish clubs, parties and dungeons for the past ten years, I thought you all might appreciate a little education on the subject. Basically, a list of most fetishes known. Enjoy...

    Acomoclitic - A preference for hairless genitals.

    Acousticophilia - Arousal from (certain) sounds.

    Acrophilia - Being sexual aroused by heights.

    Acrotomophilia - Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee.

    Actirasty - Arousal from exposure to the suns rays.

    Acucullophallia - Circumcision.

    Adolescentilism - Playing the role of an adolescent.

    Agalmatophilia - A fetish for statues/mannequins.

    Agonophilia - Pseudo-rape, pretend struggle or wrestling play as a form of foreplay.

    Agoraphilia - Arousal from having sex in public places.

    Agrexophilia - Excitement from knowing that others are aware of a persons sexual activities.

    Aischrolgia - The expression of obscenities.

    Albutophilia - Arousal from water.

    Algolagnia - Both Masochism and Sadism.

    Algophilia - Enjoyment or arousal from pain.

    Allopellia - Orgasm from watching others have sex.

    Allorgasmia - The need to fantasise about a more desirable partner in order to orgasm.

    Altocalciphilia - High heel fetish.

    Alvinolagnia - Stomach fetish.

    Amaurophilia - Excitement from having a partner who is unable to see them during sex.

    Ambisextrous - Attractive to both sexes.

    Amelotasis - Attraction to someone who has lost a limb.

    Amomaxia - Sex in a parked car.

    Amychesis - The act of scratching a partner during sex.

    Anaclitism - Sexual enjoyment arising from activities, or being exposed to objects, normally associated with childhood (e.g. toilet training, breast sucking, playing with dolls).

    Anasteemaphilia - Being attracted to someone due to a difference in height.

    Anolinctus - The act of licking the anus of another.

    Anolingus - The act of inserting the tongue into the anus of another (as opposed to just licking it).

    Anthropophagolagnia - Rape with cannibalism (usually after the rape).

    Anthropophagy - Cannibalism for sexual purposes.

    Apotemnophilia - Arousal from the idea of losing a limb (either through accident or surgical procedure).

    Arachnephilia - Arousal from play with spiders.

    Asphyxiaphilia - Sexual arousal, or enhancement, from lack of oxygen.

    Autagonistophilia - Arousal from being on stage, being in front of a camera or in the public eye.

    Autoassassinophilia - "Stage managing the possibility of one's own masochistic death by murder". Coined by John Money.

    Autogynephilia - Sexual excitement from cross dressing.

    Automasochism - The act of inflicting pain or injuries on oneself as a way of causing sexual stimulation.

    Automysophilia - Arousal from being dirty or defiled.

    Autophagy - The ingesting of one's own flesh (usually for sexual reasons).

    Axillism - Using the armpit for sex (as a substitute vagina).

    Belonephilia - Arousal from using of needles.

    Bestialsadism - Arousal from performing cruel acts to animals.

    Biastophilia - Only being aroused when sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.

    Biiest - A female who has a fetish for female feet.

    Blastolagnia - A person aroused by young females.

    Botulinonia - Using a sausage as a dildo.

    Capnolagnia - Arousal from watching others smoke.

    Catheterophilia - Arousal from the use of catheters.

    Chezolagnia - Masturbating whilst defecating.

    Choreophilia - Sexual arousal from dancing.

    Chrematistophilia - Arousal from either paying for sex or from being robbed.

    Claustrophilia - Sexual arousal from being confined in small spaces e.g. cages, coffins or straight jackets.

    Clitoridectomy - Surgical removal of the clitoris in females (obviously).

    Coitobalnism - Sexual activities whilst in the bath.

    Coitus A Cheval - Sex on a horse.

    Coitus A Unda - Sex in water.

    Coitus Interfermoris - Penetration between the thighs. Sometimes used as a form of birth control.

    Colobosis - Mutilation of the penis.

    Coprography - "To write with faeces". To write obscene graffiti, poems or stories. Arousal from obscene words.

    Coprophagy - The act of eating faeces. Quite a popular activity up until the 1700s.

    Coprophilia - Refers to someone that is sexually aroused by faeces.

    Corephallism - Having anal sex with a young girl.

    Dacnolagnomania - A lust murder.

    Dacryphilia - Refers to someone that is aroused by seeing tears in the eyes of their partner.

    Dasyproctic - With hairy buttocks.

    Defecolagbia - Arousal from defecating.

    Dippoldism - Sexual arousal from beating/chastising children.

    Dogging - The watching of couples having sex in parked cars.

    Doleros - Arousal from pain.

    Doraphilia - Love of fur or skin (usually leather).

    Dysmorphophilia - Sexual arousal from deformities in others.

    Ecorchement - Flagellation.

    Ecouteurism - Unintentional arousal from sounds.

    Electrophilia - Arousal from electrical stimulus.

    Emetophilia - Arousal from vomit or vomiting.

    Endytophilia - Refers to preferring a sex partner to be clothed rather than naked during sex.

    Entomophilia - The use of insects for sexual stimulation.

    Epispadias - The condition whereby the urethra opens up on the upper surface of the penis instead of extending through the centre to the tip of the penis.

    Erotographomania - Strong desire to write love letters or poetry.

    Flatuphilia - Arousal from others passing gas.

    Formicophilia - Sex play with ants/insects.

    Gerontophilia - Arousal from people who are significantly older.

    Gomphipothic - Arousal from the sight of teeth.

    Gynelophilous - Arousal from the sight/touch of pubic hair.

    Gynemimetophilia - Someone is aroused by a male who is impersonating a female.

    Harmatophilia - Arousal from mistake or from breaking rules.

    Harpaxophilia - sexual arousal from being robbed.

    Hebephilia - Attraction to teenagers.

    Hodophilia - Sexual arousal from travelling to new or strange places.

    Homilophilia - Arousal from giving or receiving a sermon or speech.

    Hygrophilia - Arousal from contact with body secretions (tears, salvia etc.)

    Hyphephilia - Sexual arousal from touching (certain) fabrics.

    Jactitation - Excitement or arousal from bragging about their own sexual exploits.

    Iantronudia - The arousal that some people have when they expose themselves to doctors.

    Idrophrodisia - Arousal from perspiration.

    Inspectionism - Voyeurism.

    Irrumation - Fellatio.

    Kleptolagnia - Arousal from stealing.

    Klismaphilia - Arousal from having an enema.

    Knismolagnia - Arousal from tickling.

    Lactaphilia - Arousal from lactating breasts.

    Lagnonector - A person that kills in order to have sex with the corpse.

    Leptosadism - Mild sadism.

    Lygerastia - Being aroused only when in darkness.

    Maieusiophilia - Arousal from the sight or presence of pregnant females.

    Mastix - A female sadist.

    Mastofact - Breast fetish.

    Mazoperosis - Mutilation of the breasts.

    Meable - Easily penetrated.

    Melcryptovestimentaphilia - Attraction to women's black underwear.

    Melolagnia - Arousal from music.

    Meretricium - A tax on prostitution.

    Menophilist - Arousal from menstruating women.

    Merinthophilia - Arousal from being bound.

    Miscegenation - Sex or marriage between people of different races.

    Mixoscopy - The secret observation of a sex act.

    Moriaphilia - Arousal from telling sex related jokes.

    Mucophagy - The consuming of nasal mucus.

    Munchausen's syndrome - Arousal from opening a wound.

    Mysophilia - The arousal from handling soiled underwear or foul odors.

    Nanophilia - Attraction to short people.

    Naphephilia - Arousal from touching or being touched.

    Narratophilia - Arousal from telling sex related stories, poems, jokes etc.

    Nasophilia - Arousal from kissing, sucking, touching or looking at another's nose.

    Necrochlesis - The act of having sex with a corpse.

    Necrophilia - Attraction to, or arousal from, corpses.

    Necrosadism - Mutilation of corpses for sexual purposes.

    Nepiophilia - Adults attraction to an infant of the opposite sex.

    Nosolagnia - Arousal from knowing that ones partner has a terminal illness.

    Nymphophilia - The love of a female adolescent by an adult.

    Nymphotomy - The surgical procedure whereby the inner labia is cut away.

    Ochlophilia - Refers to those own find the presence of crowds to bring sexual pleasure.

    Oculophilia - Eyeball fetish.

    Oculolinctus - The act of licking a persons eyeball for sexual arousal/fulfilment.

    Ochlophilia - Arousal from biting.

    Odontophilia - Arousal from teeth.

    Ondinisme - Arousal from urine.

    Ozolagnia - Arousal from odors.

    Pageism - Male submitting to a female.

    Paizogony - Petting.

    Pathicant - A minor who engages in anal sex with an adult.

    Paraphilia - Arousal from acts that are generally considered unacceptable by the fetishist (themselves) or society.

    Pecattiphilia - Sexual excitement from stealing or sinning.

    Pediophilia - Attraction to dolls.

    Penotherapy - Regulation of prostitutes as a form of disease control.

    Paedophilia - Adult sexual attraction to children.

    Phallophilia - Arousal from an erect penis of exceptional dimensions (length or girth).

    Philemanmania - Compulsion to kiss.

    Philematology - The art of kissing.

    Phlebotomy - Blood letting. Often practiced for sexual purposes by Vampyres.

    Phobophilia - Arousal from fear.

    Phygephilia - Arousal from flight (as in run away).

    Podophilia - Foot fetish.

    Polyiterophilia - The need for several sex partners before orgasm can occur.

    Psychrocism - Arousal from cold, or, arousal from seeking another that is cold.

    Psychrotentiginous - Arousal from cold water.

    Pygmalionism - Attraction to manikins.

    Pygophilia - Arousal from touching, playing with or seeing another's buttocks.

    Pyrolagnia - Sexual arousal form watching fire.

    Pyrophilia - Sexual arousal from fire.

    Raptophilia - Arousal from raping a victim.

    Rhabdophilia - Arousal from being flogged, beaten or caned.

    Sacofricosis - The practice of cutting a hole in the pockets of trousers so that a person can masturbate (usually in public).

    Satyriasis - Male equivalent of nymphomania.

    Scopophilia - Arousal from looking at people or events.

    Shunammitism - Contact (does not have to be physical) with young girls by old men to encourage or restore sexual vigor.

    Siderodromophilia - Sexual excitement from either viewing or riding upon trains.

    Sitophilia - The use of food for sexual purposes.

    Sthenolagnia - Arousal from a display of strength and/or the sight or muscles.

    Stigmatophilia - Finding body modifications arousing (tattoos, piercings, scarification etc.)

    Symphorophilia - Sexual arousal from causing many casualties (train crash, burning hospitals, explosions).

    Tantalolagnia - Arousal from teasing.

    Taphephilia - Arousal from being buried alive.

    Thalpotentiginy - Arousal from heat.

    Timophilia - Arousal from power or wealth.

    Tragolimia - Desire for sex regardless of attraction to partner.

    Trichophilia - Hair Fetish.

    Tripsolagnia - Arousal from having one's hair shampooed by another.

    Tripsolagnophilia - Arousal from massage.

    Urophilia - Sexual arousal from contact with urine.

    Urtication - The use of stinging plants to stimulate the skin.

    Vampirism - The drinking of blood/fetishism for blood.

    Vicarphilia - Arousal from another person sexual experience/s.

    Vincilagnia - Arousal from bondage.

    Xenophilia - Sexual arousal from strangers.

    Zelophilia - Arousal from jealousy.

    Zoophilia - Sex between humans and (other) animals.

    Zwischenstufe - Arousal from person/s of the same sex.

  5. DJing like I do every Friday

    LOL They said VH1 is gonna be at our club tonite filming some bullshit for an upcoming show. I'm gonna try to not smash my records over their heads.

    And then State Of The Union from WaxTraxII Records is showing up tonite to hang out and have a meet'n'greet before their only east coast performance tomorrow nite.

    Should be a pretty fun filled nite... as long as nobody pisses me off which is usually inevitable. Hopefully I'll be drunk by the time I head down there to spin. Luckily after years of practice, I've been able to master the art of drunken beat-matching and can mix quite well even when I'm trashed.

  6. Originally posted by sassa

    Texan Killed Friend Who Drank Last Cold Beer

    BANDERA, Texas (Reuters) - A jury on Thursday handed a life prison sentence to a Texas man who shot and killed a longtime friend he accused of drinking the last beer in his refrigerator.

    Jurors deliberated for less than two hours before passing the sentence on Steven Brasher, 42, for the murder of Willie Lawson, 39, on Nov. 5 last year.

    "There was only two beers left, so I took one, and I told Willie not to take my last beer," Brasher said in a taped statement that was played during the trial.

    Testimony showed Brasher shot Lawson in the head with a pistol after the two began arguing over the missing beer. Brasher maintained the shooting was an accident.

    LMAO

    this guy should get pardoned

  7. ...but does anyone on this board like anything besides vocals? All I see is Kylie Minogue this, Deborah Cox that, Luz Divina this, vocal mix that, blah fuckin blah...

    All I can make it out is that there's either a bunch of gay diva groupies on this board, or a shitload of b-n-t kids with short attention spans that can't listen to 32 bars of beats unless there's some chick spewing some cliche bullshit on top of it...

    Well, if everyone's stuck on vocals, then I guess I'll post a few that maybe some of you might like. Sorry they're not tracks with chicks singing, but imagine a girl singing the vocal lines and maybe you'll be able to stomach them.

    Neuroticfish - "Wake Me Up (DAC Remix)"

    Icon of Coil - "Access & Amplify (Hudlager Remix)"

    Covenant - "Call the Ships to Port (Thomas P. Heckmann Remix)"

    Icon of Coil - "We Need (Water Remix by Sector 9)"

    Melotron - "Gib Mir Alles (Nawiegehts-Mussja-Mix)"

    Glis - "Nightvision"

    VNV Nation - "Genesis (Thomas P. Heckmann Remix)"

    Icon of Coil - "Repeat It (Apoptygma Berzerk Mix)"

    Assemblage 23 - "Document (Schreibgeschuetzt Mix)"

    De/Vision - "Heart-Shaped Tumor (Icon of Coil Mix)"

    VNV Nation - "Beloved (Hiver & Hammer UK Dub Mix)" trance fans will like this one

    Neuroticfish - "Prostitute (NYC Club Mix)"

  8. lows:

    - going thru a messy breakup with my g/f of six years

    - hooking up with another girl who ended up having a baby

    - turns out I wasn't the father :mad:

    - getting banned from playing hardcore at three different clubs

    - getting paid shit to DJ for packed clubs

    - having to borrow money from my family to pay my rent

    - getting screwed over by people

    - getting informed that I wouldn't be going on tour with E-Craft at the last minute

    - my hard drive crashed and I lost some of my original songs

    - too much other shit to mention right now

    highs:

    - I wish I was fuckin high right now

  9. Originally posted by echostar

    whats your opinion on him

    kind of a tool imo, but he's been there from the beginning and knew his stuff and how to market it. it's cool to see that he hooked up dj macguyver from boston on his italian label.

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