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yes ma'm. i dont know the details, but this guy got our rooms + spa comp'ed. i excited for the booze.

AC!

LOL!

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars." Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

By Erin Whitlock Date: 5/13/2005 4:50 pm Famously known for leaving a lasting impression wherever he goes, hip hop mogul Sean “P. Diddy†Combs has been awarded his own day in the city of Las Vegas. Las Vegas, Nevada will forever identify May 14th as “Diddy Day,†further acknowledging the entrepreneur’s admiration for the popular vacation spot. "It's a great honor that one of my favorite cities in the world has named May 14th 'Diddy Day'," said Combs. "Las Vegas is one of the most colorful and vibrant cities I know. Its non-stop action and adrenaline-fueled energy is infectious. I look forward to working with the city in the years to come." The event recognizing the famed entertainment impresario will also coincide with the cities’ 100th birthday celebration. “P. Diddy brings national attention to every city he travels to and our hope is that he continues to bring his electrifying presence to Las Vegas,†said Mayor Oscar Goodman. “This weekend is about celebrating Las Vegas and having a good time and who better to invite to a party than P. Diddy.†Arrangements for the event were expected to take place one month prior, but due to scheduling conflicts and previous engagements, Combs informed the mayor he wouldn’t be able to attend. Nevertheless, a wrench in plans couldn’t keep the excitement of the city at bay for long. All parties involved welcomed the rescheduling with no problems. David Saxe, Las Vegas producer and owner of the V Theater, resounded in the mayor’s enthusiasm for upcoming ventures with the star. “It is amazing to have P. Diddy, an entertainment mogul, visit the most electrifying city in the world,†he said. “We are all thrilled to be a part of [P. Diddy’s] potential future projects in Vegas, and we’re proud to have played a part in Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman and P. Diddy meeting with each other today.â€

Q: What do you call a bunch of gay guys standing on line? A: Fruit by the foot.

my girls and i are coming down to philly for Memorial day weekend. Any suggestions of what venues to hit up? Also, anyone have hookup to comps/etc? also, please give me details to the club? music/crowd/etc.

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i work in the financial industry. it all depends on who it is and the atmosphere of your dept. MY PEERS (people my age) know that i go out to clubs/luonges/etc b/c we hang out from time to time/share weekend stories/etc. Personality-wise, i'm the same w/them as I am w/my best friends. MY BOSS (& older people) only know that I go to bars sometimes and that i enjoy wine. there is info that they don't necessarily need to know. As for my personality, i'm definetly professional w/this audience. It's not that im trying to be fake, but I think that being professional when dealing w/your boss is important in the early stages of your career.

> The doctor said, "Joey, the good news is I can cure > your headaches. The bad news is that it will require > castration. You have a very rare condition, which > causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the > pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way > to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." > > Joey was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had > anything to live for. He had no choice but to go > under the knife. > > When he left the hospital he was without a headache > for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he > was missing an important part of himself. As he walked > down the street, he realized that he felt like a > different person. He could make a new beginning and > live a new life. > > He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's > what I need - a new suit He entered the shop and told > the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." > > The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's > see... size 44 long." > > Joey laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" > > "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. > > Joey tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. > > As Joey admired himself in the mirror, the salesman > asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joey thought for a > moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed > Joey and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." > > Joey was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" > > "Been in the business 60 years!" > > Joey tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. > > Joey walked comfortably around the shop and the > salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" > > Joey thought for a second and said, "Sure." > > The salesman stepped back, eyed Joey's waist and said, > "Let's see...size 36." > > Joey laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since > I was 18 years old." > > The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size > 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up > against the base of your spine and give you one hell > of a headache." > > New suit = $400 > New shirt = $ 36 > New underwear = $ 6 > Second opinion: PRICELESS

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golf > sport > fitness

^ thanx for the link! but i'd like to do a lil research online, just so i have something in mind before walking into the store. what brand do you have or start out w/?

im new to golfing. i am interested in buying a set of clubs. can u please give a list of brands? (basic, avg, & higher end) also, feel free to be specific in price. recommendations are welcome THANX!

went to the premier last night. the movie was fannnnntastic. the storyline was good - but it moved kind of slow in the beginnging. the fighting scenes were AMAZING!!!! plus, i won another free t-shirt, lol. GO and check 'er out!

So he could look like his mama.

holler! and yes, the yellow N W R are terrible. so slow.

make sure you give us reviews!

post a pic

not only there...almost every country except for usa live by a 3 hr lunch...aka eat/get drunk & then nap time.

^ ooo good add. im still in search of one...