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^ tell me which one you end up getting! and how it is.

haha, thats cute. Yoooo, i was at BLVD the other night and there was a line to the bathroom consisting of all males. so my girl and i surpassed all of them b/c we thought the girls line was up ahead. as it turns out it was a co-ed line. and the 'queen' up in front was like "na-unnn, just b/c you have a pussy doesn't mean you can cut me" i was dying...hahaha. so we just cut the line after her/him

most people live in the past, or live for the future, but hardly anyone lives in the present.

sorry guy, this kind of situation always suck. but you're prob better off w/o those kind of toxic friends anyway.

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if you just want to loose a few pounds maybe just loose some water weight? imo, i'd just go for a long run 45 min- hr. what are u doing now?

tat on foot - i guess it depends on what it is. if its like a vine or soemthing like that NO. star tat - sure why not. but if its on you back shoulder...gheyyyyyyyyy BUTTTTTT really, it shouldn't matter. do what you want, its your body. you should be getting the tat for you, not for others.

happy bday 8ball, i mean glowball

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this week is dragginggggggggggggggggggggggg. im ready for the weekend now.

^dittooooooooo, yo, what r those called?

Yeah, but only after making out w/me. ((j/k))

yeah, its def just good clean fun, hahah.

i think they're cute, but im short. short people are meant for heels. ohhh and i love those metallic bags (silver, gold). but i hate that everyone has them.

maybe goign to Kos thurs night. anyone have reviews? how is it? crowd? music? cover? etc. any info would be appreciated. thanxxxxx

i definetly don't think that girl was asking to be abducted or whatever, but i think that she could have done more to protect herself. and where the fuggg were her friends?!

LOL sweet name. sign me up

I thought fabio was synonomous w/direct parties? dannnng, that sucks for those who didn't get in that night. i didn't go to sasha, but did go to crobar on sat night....and i didn't have a problem. what time did you go?

if you walk into any sephora store, you'll see it by the HUGE lip stand, haha. anwyay, they range from $18-48 depending on what u get. i like the one that hurts the most jk the first time i tried it i wanted it taken off right away, but then u start to like the tingling.

so my friend introduced this product to me at a club by kissing me on my cheek. my cheek turned puffy and red. anyway, the gloss makes your lips fuller. anyone have it? i tried it and it tingled the hell outta my lips. "Lip Venom is a spicy, tingly gloss that enhances the natural color and shape of the lips by increasing circulation with a blend of essential oils including cinnamon and ginger. The result: shiny, bee-stung lips."

yeah, thats terrible. so she left a club w/a guy in a diff country. hmmm, i wonder what happened next...

LOL, yesssssssssss! i can't wait for the pics. Hilarious CYN!

sign me up buttercup

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice. The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Adam replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart. "Duke!" the dad yelled. "This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one. "Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart. "Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"