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im sure you're referring to kindergarden. but my best nap times were during college, lol.

i think everyone needs to have in their closet... great fitting jeans tank/beater hooker boots/stillettos blazer polo shirt jean skirt flip flops black pants

i belive its hiphop music on saturdays.

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been travelling in circles. ''We're lost!'' One of the hikers complained. ''And you said you were the best guide in the United States.'' ''I am,'' the guide answered, '' but I think we may have wandered into Canada.''

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking. 4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. 5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group. 7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!? 8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem. 9. Every woman you see has an exact twin. 10. You fall off the floor 11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! 12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbours cat more and more attractive 14. I'm not drunk you're just sober!! 15. Roseanne looks good 16. You don't recognise your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass. 17. That dammned pink elephant followed me home again. 18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store. 19. You've fallen and can't get up. 20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.

yooooooooooooooooooooooo it tells u who ur compatible w/, ur childhood, etc. for my roommate & i, it was dead on. go here:http://www.geocities.com/lifexplore/ click on TYPE PROFILES, find yours.

if its gonna be nice, belmar

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.

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thanx! i'm celebrating at 13 (bar around union sq) tonight. www.bar13.com. i've been there once and it was a good time. the staff are real nice too, so it works out. anyone/everyone is welcome to come.

Season will not start as scheduled NEW YORK (AP) -- Production of the popular Comedy Central series "Chappelle's Show" has been suspended and its third season's premiere indefinitely delayed. Comedy Central issued a statement Wednesday, saying: "All parties are optimistic that production will resume in the near future." The season will not start May 31 as originally scheduled, the statement added. Neither Comedy Central publicist Tony Fox nor Dave Chappelle's spokesman, Matt Labov, would discuss what caused the halt in production or how long it might last. This unexpected turn deprives the network of one of its most valuable properties, a sketch-comedy series with a raw, satirical edge that became a critical and popular hit. Last summer Comedy Central signed Chappelle to a deal reportedly worth $50 million for a third and fourth season. The two-year agreement also allowed Chappelle to develop other programming for the cable channel and cut him in on DVD sales, a lucrative factor considering his series' first-season DVD sold more than 2 million copies. Last season the show was nominated for three Emmys, including outstanding comedy series.

wasn't there a poll about this? 22 (i turn 23 this weekend, yay!) manhattan

give a list of the top 10 must have clothing or accessories. u can be as specific as u want.

may i ask why you go tanning, but not your face? ((just curious)) i usually tan on my apt rooftop when its nice out, but i cover my face from time to time cause i dont want it too tan.

house - exit 2000

lol, i still like the place thouhg. i heart beirut.

oh the big 'sleaze' has specials tonight too, i was just too lazy to post them. i've been meaning to have dinner at Mo's...i heard its delishhhh.

ahhh, how i miss the days of cramming for an exam...

^ u mean procrastinate.

holler

its a bar night for me i think...prob Big Easy or the below. Thursdays is Mexican Fiesta Night at Mo`s Caribbean Featuring Claudia & Linsi on the Bar $7.95...All You Can Eat (tacos, enchiladas, burritos & chimichangas) (2 hour limit) $1 drafts, $2 shots of Cuervo, $3 Margaritas (with dinner only) $10 Buckets of Bottles at: Mo`s Caribbean 1454 Second Ave. (76th St.) New York, NY (212) 650-0561 Mad River?s First Annual Cinco de Mayo Luau $12 bottomless Frozen Margaritas in a souvenir cup ½ price Corona & Corona Light After 9pm : Ladies Night $1 mixed drinks & beers all night Guys - $3 Bud, Bud Light and Yuengling Drafts ?til Midnight Wear a grass skirt & get free Tequilla shots 7-10pm

those are pretty crazy

looks liek a good time champ. but com'n man, do you want some cheese w/that whine? if there weren't alot of police there and something happened...someone* might be complaining of 'where is all my tax dollars going.'

i think he should wear whatever he wants. this couple i am good friends w/always tries to match when they go out. not like tackey matching patterns but suddle hints of matching. i think its absurb how much time they spend talking about it, but apparently it makes the mrs. happy. (matching at big events is okay, but every time u go out...omg, pick up a hobby)

wow, googluck on ur biz.