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I swear Jake was the one in Pulp Friction with the hood? :laugh: We have to try and recruit some Hairy Krishnah's, and you could probably sweet talk a nun... if worse comes to worst, we'll just take a reasonable fascimile of one in a Halloween costume. Deal??

Oh, they came back? them freaky-deakies!! Must have been while I was in the back setting up the swing?? ...said THE man

The Colenel, I mean a kernel wouldn't stand a chance in your pussy!!!

never send a boy to do a man's work

that can be arranged

could always use a good camcorder operator... of course... there's always the third input... The Bare Rocket Project, PART I

forget them??? hell, I don't leave home without them. OK, I'll stop.. if that's what you REALLY want

Ok, it's set, have blindfold, will phuq!! Just need a date, might have to clear out the entire week from Dec. 25-Jan. 1. I'm not sucking the raspberry schnapps waterfall off of you, this time, if you didn't get the latex sheets.

I'm gonna pay for that one later, I can feel it. I can get us a deal on a warehouse, family size baby oil, and cases of Stoli. I really should advertise but, I had my eye on this little number for you Anything else you need just charge it, don't think I don't know you've memoried the numbers.

no pun intended? right, cutie... Well a little birdie ::cough::her::cough:: told me that's she down for that. A reliable source ::cough::me::cough:: says she's REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY worth it :tongue:

No, I took the hand and ankle cuffs, because I lost my gym lock... Maybe, we left it in Vegas?

Riiiiight, never seen them run so fast :laugh: Remember New Year's when we got so wasted and I put it on and double penetrated you... that's was a good time!!! What do you want for Xmas, this year, babe!

Pssstt... Shhhhh!!!! That's for when.. umm.. when we have company, yea!! company...

Wouldn't that be my role in all this??? All my holes are exit ONLY!!

you don't know the half of it, babe yet!

If rocket's in, I'm in.. well and out, and in.. well, and out.

Private view ing of Norman Rockwell Collection at the Guggenhiem, November 29th, 2001.

Describe your best knee-buckling kiss technique... who knows, you just might get some because of it.

do you make her put on Depends and and rolled up stockings on theme night?

What's the uncanny thing(s) do you do to attract the opposite sex. Be it your wardrobe, or jewlery, or fragrance, or rolled up socks in your pants. What other crap do you carry around in your bag or purse that you can't live without, {ladies, i'm going to be afraid I asked}, cell phone, pager, Zagat guide, condoms, change of underwear, mace, Palm pilot, pen, paper, matches/lighter, CPR kit, fire extiguisher... Let it all hang out!

what's his is hers and what's hers is hers

when you're good you're good, but when you're bad you're better

I considered making that #5, but thought it a little morbid. Romeo & Juliet ... star-crossed lover syndrome, what hopeless romantics you are. I plead the fifth..

yeah, that was #11 bro.. sorry about that... EVERYONE vote

Bombs over Baghdad -- Outkast ::come on, yo... you know the one::