I can just see how this one would go: girl: ohh tastey take me now tastey: sure, let's just check you out first.....ooh...yeah...see I'm not really down with the whole pubic hair thing, if you wouldn't mind, I've got this razor here, just shave that right off girl: .......{leaves a trail of dust as she books out the door.}..... tastey: but...but...I've got fresh blades