liqidtouch

if she joins up will she have a username of MOTHERBOARD

so where is she then?

i cant speak for the rest but i know IM NOT offended at all by that- i know i left a few posts of inteligance but they werent taken too well- some had no idea how to responde- so i just usualy have those discussions in person instead

maybe ur MOM should get involved in CP too then huh?

so start the wheels turning and lets get somethings going here...

at least in the grls room- no one will see your fot poking out from the next stall and want to pee on it- JACK ASS IF I CATCH YOU- ill have HUNIE and MISTY CUT THAT SHIT OFF with looks like thiers.. im sure you can be seduced into getting your pants off on a sec ASSHOLE try it again and STILL you will fail- funny how im smaller then you and YOU were running out threw the crowd

and she said DAMBIT!!! yes she did ! thats what she said ! she did..

i ma but a mear messanger... its is a shame though..

i got 10 out of 16l

man or WOAH man

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see there ya go now- see i dont have cable

i hope this works does it work yet?

where is she from? how would i see her?

r u frorkin kidding me? i can do better then that with a cd player and a tape deck

reguardless of her jealousies that shouldnt have you missing out on any family related deals ya know? it seems alittle like yor worried about coninuing a conflict w/ her buy doing something that in the 1st place you are at liberty to be entitled. dont worry about how SHES going to feel- this is about YOU and pops- shes just a tagalong if she does have any resppect for him and what they have together -then its shouldnt matter- and if HE cant see about makin somthing happen so yOU can befifite from his presence.. theres something wrong unfortunatly with the both of them... sorry but i been there- and thats just how i was mixied into it dont mean to offend

you would think so huh? i dont want to tell in this thread- thats the SEX and advice section.

shake it flip it RUB IT DOWN OH NOOOOOO!!!!!!

NO SOUP FORRR YOU!!! back outside!!! thats funny - i was thinkin about that for some reason lastnigt- figured AT LEAST have 2 play for the ladies but, guess that would jus tbe "DOUBLE THE PAIN- "

S tay I intoxicated N nightly G et L aid E veryday YEA THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE CP will guide you

J-grl i sya goto his palce for the holiday- seee how things go- if theres anyprobs LEAVE he'll undstand why and see that YOU were the better person for making that effort- then pik a day that you and pops can be together to celebrate... liike a JUST BECAUSE deal..

forgot to say.. George!!! let me know if u got any probs with the cds

ONE HELL of a night once again George. i had a great time as usual and always better then the last... dont let the HIGH ass numbers of ur age get to ya (((SON))) YO KOSTA--- that was a sharp lookin gear you had on lastnight- what was the suit for? takin walmart family pics? LOL