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i gottta know who this is and i probably wont get an answer on that will i?...

when all else fails and theres no ppl to take care of your worries -fears- issues - and heart- we here at CLUB PLANET will be your guide back to your true self- HAVE AN AWSOME time onboard the boards sweets- GET IT STARTED!!! DJ LIQID TOUCH (((CLICK HERE)))

the kind you find in the ground ? or the hand held type?

so where is her post? and where is her pic?

must be a double print- actually PERNS and somedown,,, i got this as an article from MAXIM magazine

HA HA HA HA HA I CANT STOP LAUGHING!! I KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKIN ABOUT- I SAID THE SAME THING!!!

Happy Birthday Neena are we twins? r u my long lost sister?

ladies !! if thats not a good catch i dont know what is...

thanks for ur support PLAY. Wheres the love for the men that can handle the finer arts of CUNNILINGUS (i did spell that right ? right?)

Welcome to the boards NINI

all the LOVE all the LOVE thanks alot guys but its now 12:10 am monday- u can still post it but the day has unfortunatly gone

ill jsut sit back and watch this unfold now

sorry beat ya to it

"I was on this ship with 800 lesbians… we can't get off… so much drama. 'Were you looking at her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her? Well were you?" – [Margaret Cho from I'm The One That I Want] "It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out." – [Matt LeBlanc] "Ugh, turkey. Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh! –Look, everyone, it's the Spirit of Thanksgiving!" – [Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow] "I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'" and the short version: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" – [Peter Finch from Ne Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out." – [Matt LeBlanc] "Ugh, turkey. Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh! –Look, everyone, it's the Spirit of Thanksgiving!" – [Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow] "I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'" and the short version: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" – [Peter Finch from Network]

actually never been with a grl darker then me:laugh: but i thought it would be a nice touch

DIBS? is that the same guy that burned his thing on his laptop?

WOW! my favorite i usually end up that way until shes asleep again

DUDE ? r u kidding? all the ladies i meet at metro-? the most in one night was 12- 5 called sunday morning to head out to different places! not to mention,, have you even seen the posts ive left behinde? im not putting up pics of men am i? no offence takin by the way sorry ifi dont think your cute either but yor not my type- i mean u 1st have to be female

ok how about i just take a stand on this one and just say since today is my birthday and the contest startes today- i should win? WOW that sicked didnt it!? Birthday Horoscopes for 12/08 The December 8th persons fate is in Saturn, the ruling planet for this day. They are aggressive in their life's pursuits and make friends easily wherever they go. The saturnine effect in this persons life mostly comes in the form of indecision. As a mate, the December 8th tends toward unconventional relationships. A look ahead; Our thoughts can be restricted by our desires. Famous Birthdays; Jim Morrison, Sinead O'Connor, Flip Wilson, David Carradine, Kim Basinger, Sammy Davis Jr., Sam Kinison, James Galway, Jerry Butler, Bobby Elliott (The Hollies), Gregg Allman, Warren Cuccu planet for this day. They are aggressive in their life's pursuits and make friends easily wherever they go. The saturnine effect in this persons life mostly comes in the form of indecision. As a mate, the December 8th tends toward unconventional relationships. A look ahead; Our thoughts can be restricted by our desires. Famous Birthdays; Jim Morrison, Sinead O'Connor, Flip Wilson, David Carradine, Kim Basinger, Sammy Davis Jr., Sam Kinison, James Galway, Jerry Butler, Bobby Elliott (The Hollies), Gregg Allman, Warren Cuccurullo (Duran Duran), Phil Collen (Def Leppard), Marty Friedman (Megadeth).

WOO HOO BIG MAN TALKIN!!! YOU GO BOY! WOO HOO BIG MAN TALKIN!!! YOU GO BOY

are you talking with or without the air brushing and 3 hrs of makeup?

nothing worse than kisses from someone that has lastnights sex- moring- cigarette- cofffee breath

A Girl's Prayer: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my bod, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long. One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin, In the hall, the garden, and the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the jerk you sent me instead. Amen A Boy's Prayer: Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a beer store. Amen

(Fantasy Sex) Sometimes your sex life is good but a little too predictable. You might even have sex every day, but if it’s always foreplay-then-missionary-then-The Daily Show, it’s time to break some new ground. The good news: She’s probably anxious to mix it up, too. So pick a night, any night, and just trick things up. Introduce a tube of lube or a vibrator, get her more comfortable with doggy-style—get experimental. “It’s important to change things every once in a while,†says Gallagher. “Surprises are what make the difference between a good sex life and a great one.†Put a little planning into the night—perhaps a little porn to kick things o’s always foreplay-then-missionary-then-The Daily Show, it’s time to break some new ground. The good news: She’s probably anxious to mix it up, too. So pick a night, any night, and just trick things up. Introduce a tube of lube or a vibrator, get her more comfortable with doggy-style—get experimental. “It’s important to change things every once in a while,†says Gallagher. “Surprises are what make the difference between a good sex life and a great one.†Put a little planning into the night—perhaps a little porn to kick things off?—and before you slide into bed, entice your girlfriend with word of the surprise to come. She’ll be putty in your hands—women love surprises! (Warning: Surprise should not have hooves.) Talk the talk while making the move, something like, “It’s really exciting to try new things with you. It makes me feel even closer to you.†This will help her to frame the night as a bonding experience—so how could she say no? “One of the best things about my relationship is that my boyfriend can gauge when we need to change things up in bedff?—and before you slide into bed, entice your girlfriend with word of the surprise to come. She’ll be putty in your hands—women love surprises! (Warning: Surprise should not have hooves.) Talk the talk while making the move, something like, “It’s really exciting to try new things with you. It makes me feel even closer to you.†This will help her to frame the night as a bonding experience—so how could she say no? “One of the best things about my relationship is that my boyfriend can gauge when we need to change things up in bed,†says Veronique, 26. “One night the elevator in our building was out, so we had to take the stairs. Halfway up, my boyfriend sat down and pulled me down with him. He gave me this sweet look with a devilish little smile and started unzipping his pants. I knew this was going straight to headville, and I was on board. Now ‘the elevator is out’ is code word for a b.j.†And they boinked happily ever after. [img]http://www.maximonline.com/girls/lil_kim/gm_l4.jpg[/img,†says Veronique, 26. “One night the elevator in our building was out, so we had to take the stairs. Halfway up, my boyfriend sat down and pulled me down with him. He gave me this sweet look with a devilish little smile and started unzipping his pants. I knew this was going straight to headville, and I was on board. Now ‘the elevator is out’ is code word for a b.j.†And they boinked happily ever after.

(Marathon Sex) It happens all the time at the beginning of a relationship, and not nearly enough once you’ve been dating someone for a while. You spend an entire day (or maybe two) buck naked in bed, alternately lounging and screwing. “All-day sex makes me feel like we’re the only two humans on the planet,†says Heather, 21. “And it gives you time to take turns totally indulging each other, because you know there’ll be plenty of time to reciprocate.†The perfect time for one of these sexfests is when the two of you haven’t been spending enough time together lately—like when one of you has been away on a business trip or working long hours at the sleep deprivation clinic. Planning? Nah—the (or maybe two) buck naked in bed, alternately lounging and screwing. “All-day sex makes me feel like we’re the only two humans on the planet,†says Heather, 21. “And it gives you time to take turns totally indulging each other, because you know there’ll be plenty of time to reciprocate.†The perfect time for one of these sexfests is when the two of you haven’t been spending enough time together lately—like when one of you has been away on a business trip or working long hours at the sleep deprivation clinic. Planning? Nah—the beauty of all-day nooky is that it’s best served spontaneously. Just wake up on a Saturday morning and tell her all you want to do today is ravage her. What girl won’t blow off her manicure appointment, brunch, and shopping with friends for that? Or better yet, the two of you can call in sick. You should constantly be touching, stroking, tickling. Since you have so much time, try doing the things you usually only do for a minute for much, much longer—like sucking on her earlobe, rubbing her stomach, or kissing her back and legs. Tbeauty of all-day nooky is that it’s best served spontaneously. Just wake up on a Saturday morning and tell her all you want to do today is ravage her. What girl won’t blow off her manicure appointment, brunch, and shopping with friends for that? Or better yet, the two of you can call in sick. You should constantly be touching, stroking, tickling. Since you have so much time, try doing the things you usually only do for a minute for much, much longer—like sucking on her earlobe, rubbing her stomach, or kissing her back and legs. Think of it as an entire day of foreplay with lots of sex in between. “Since you’ll be talking between takes, ask her what she likes—and then do it to her 15 minutes later,†says Gallagher. One thing to keep in mind: Each time you reinitiate sex, she’s going to be more sensitive, so using some artificial lubrication from the get-go is key. Keep a quality brand—K-Y Silk-e is a good one—in a bedside drawer.