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you mean that papyrus shit? heeeeell no i gotz cable!

why choose?

Gambitah aka Professor of Betweenyourlegs'ology at CP Sex U. Moonlites as a Slide Ruler associate professor of sexual statistics at Roxy.

try www.villagevoice.com www.craigslist.com www.sublet.com www.easyroomate.com lots and lots of postings. Nyc is all about random roomates. What bar do you bartend at? I will definitely pay a visit!!!! Best'o'luck.

ummm nyc sucks..no parties, no dj's, no nothing, not even cp meetups on a weekly basis. just keep reading the boards, you'll have a good weekend THIS weekend.

NONE, ZERO, 0, Desire...i have only been out w/cp peeps once and we were trying to steal 18-wheeler trucks.......so not fair qwestion.

finally a thread i can relate too!! Beer (Rare): Red Stripe, Pilsner mostly LIQUOR never been quicker: Jack - Coke Johnnie Walker Black - Coke Mojito - outdoor party Ketel One Special Reserve - Tonic (unlike most vodkas this is based on the REAL russian recipe of Wheat instead of potatoes....reallly really smooth) Tanqueray - Tonic if y'all really really like vodka, to the point where you can be a snob about it, goto Pravda in Soho...amazing russian vodka place!!! try a russian vodka martini -----buh bye.

1 BIIIIILLLLIIIIIOOOOOON INCHES!

accepting what? sex with a man? be more specific.

she's a rib cage w/boobs!

FINALLY!!! screw the song and the fact i would never drink fanta.....those women dancing around in the commercials are HOT!!!!!!

was't this on another board this morning?

physically impossible thus pointless to address.

shot down by the digital fembot......fanta!stic

a little pent up anger tastyt? do you wanta wanta do you wanta wanta fight? but i'd rather make than war! Do u wanta wanta?

The Fantanas!!! wooohoooo! www.fanta.com

#2 and #3 are definitely MAJOR improvements! Great job sonny!!! What luscious lips.....

Have y'all read the "writings" page: HOLY SHIT I am dying of laughter

How does one go about getting a fuck buddy? Is it in the personals somewhere?

HELLLLL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

oh shit thats funny.. also don't forget to wear black spandex banana republic pants, xtra booty tight; white spandex calvin klein wife beaters, extra shiny; the latest gel from some exotic style lab in joizey that gets your hair standing up likes it on viagra; and sing at the top of your voice jimmy buffet's margaritaville altered to "Take me to Guidoville" as your going out anthem when heading to nyc clubs (i.e roxy, webster hall, exit)...

dammit, its a collection of people from above: Christy Turlington (just one kiss!) Angelina Jolie Esther Canadas (from victorias secret) and since i dont care much for men, here are 3 more women: penelope cruz jessica alba the girl downstairs aieieieieiei drooooool

another reason to be a patriot!!

can't let this thread die!!!!

REEEEEDSKIIIIIIIIIINS!!!! (just had to throw that in....wooohoooooooooo!!!!!)