suthrnbelle

lol, i agree--if prince charming came knocking on my door, i wouldn't turn him away but in reality, right now...i just want someone that makes me happy

so you can get a nice look at my "hardware"? this could be fun

**orders a shot** and then what?

411 calls made you feisty tonight, lol

hmmmmm, perhaps a nice romantic walk on the beach instead then? or maybe dinner out, lol?

awwww...

awwwww...is this your peace offering? lol. then may i have a BUD LIGHT??? lol...(perhaps i could throw some on the floor over my shoulder? )

:laugh: nice! my loss, i am sure

"why, pe-eete...i just have absolutely no id-eah what-evah you could be talkin' about" *southern drawl for ya* (and PFFT! to your punishment--how can you possibly punish me??)

um, notsomuch, and NO but thanks ever-so-much for the offer, pete.

exactly...

pfffft.

thanks i didn't know apples and solbeam.

i would not have expected you to say that...

wait, who all is in that pic?

*whew* what a relief! i was getting worried, lol and how exactly would you prove that, may i ask, without getting in serious trouble with your GF? lol, i do appreciate the offer though,

see, if only you had let her know you were going to Florida! you could have had such a good weekend

wait, so what you are telling me is that... and there are mostly only ugly guys in porn, which leads me to the conclusion that goodlooking guys are not... and since, and only ugly guys are in porn...goodlooking guys must not... does that sum it up? :laugh: i guess i should go out and buy some paper bags and look for an ugly guy

well, it could be a compliment that you don't...a whore does not always mean having sex a lot or with a lot of different people(cause if that was the only definition, you would not qualify, ) but it can also mean acting like a whore--trashy, and without morals, and generally like a trollop, and you DON'T seem to do that, so i am not putting you down...i am actually kinda being nice but really, i just wanted to know what you meant by "whore"...

nope, but i have always liked the whole "working late at night, office is deserted...push up the skirt of the suit and shake loose the hair and go at it on the desk" scenario...mmmmmm that could be fun someday...

what would qualify you as a whore?

right, but what about the GIRLS watching porn? i don't care how big his equipment is if he is old and unattractive, there is no turn-on...ya know? i guess that is why most closeups are on the girl's face and the guy's equipment, huh? dammit, aren't there ANY hot men in porn???

omg, i love her too-- she was great in "don't say a word"! i saw her on saturday night live the other week and i was trying and trying to think of her name, so thanks

school SHOULD come first to you right now, and you are thinking correctly i agree with you...