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njangel

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  1. Damn, I hope I look that good when I'm 35 - happy Bday
  2. You have the best body I have seen on this board, idk know how anyone could say otherwise, but if they do, dont listen to them.
  3. NO HE DOESNT - I KNOW WHAT HE MAKES, I HAVE AN INSIDE SOUCRE - I know a guy who knows a girl who knows a drag queen who fucks Paris & he makes $75284957255677.999 a night so
  4. That is not true, what about DJ ** (cause you know she reads)
  5. Out of curiosity, where was he spinning?
  6. I dont agree w/the whole the later you go the better he is, there are days when hes on point & there are days hes not. Im not a big fan of his tech sets, but thats just me - give me some classic vocals
  7. :laugh: - that was great.
  8. jp - on the days he doesnt suck that is
  9. MLYL & same script, different cast w/debra , dont know if anything will ever compare to them
  10. Pipdaddy - Are those the Hilton sisters in your sig???????
  11. My dad actually was responsible for this one. My father & uncle used to live in the house next door (my grandmother still lives there). The person who used to live in that house asked them to fix her chimmney. It was double chimmney & they had to put tar around it or something like that. A few years ago my uncle was reading Weird NJ magazine & saw it in there, him & my father that it had turned into an urban legend.
  12. I think when girls wear dress like that it shows there is not much more behind them than T&A. You can show skin & look classy at the same time, but some take it to a whole different level that just makes them look trashy.
  13. You should of, maybe I would have given you some beads
  14. um, not that I know of - I think.
  15. - now I have even more of a reason to go
  16. Top 8 morons of 2002: 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. LET'S BE CLEAR ABOUT THIS... Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the police line-up to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man (who had as yet not been identified) shouted, "That's not what I said!" 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellllllooooooo!) 8. THE GRAND FINALE Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE ...... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
  17. No..............no WMC for us - 1) Im not 21 till May & 2) I have school that week...........we're going to Disney, we're fegs..........are you going to platnium Friday night???
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