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flexdieselny

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  1. girl you are a fucking TROOPER!! when we getting married??
  2. sexyclubber01 i love you, when we getting married? i eat ass btw lolol
  3. sparklez929 are u the chat board whore? if so PM me baby lets talk...if u need some good sex and not worry about drama and me crying about it on an *internet chat board* then im your man LMFAO
  4. Rule #1 if they exist, they are real....MUSCLES and TITS implants i can see you calling fake, but juiceheads fake? well maybe the skinny 200lb wanna be juice heads that only workout before going to a club or in the summer to look good for the beach, cause they lose their muscle ALL the time...thats called RENTING muscle... im a *veteran* to the game so to say, i dont lose anything cause i have mature muscle that is MINE... and i never lose it...so if my 19.5 inch biceps are fake..then i guess so is my HARD ON..cause that doesnt stay that big 24/7... i love tits, real or fake..but the majority of girls who get fake tits are UGLY as shit and get the tits to take the attention away from their face. adn i don hate on women if they have fake tits or gusy who have huge muscles...thats just pure jealousy.
  5. I was wodnering if anyone knew if the CDs that the street venders that in nyc and canal street and brooklyn etc, sell for like $5 (house/club mixes etc) are sold anywhere online? Im talking about the $5 cdr mixes that theyv been selling for yrs
  6. bwehahah i love that guy my buddy hired him to come to his bar over the summer that nigga is funny!!!! we made him take off his shirt and we started posing together!!! u ever see the time when he cried caused he thought he wont $100,000 but he didnt omfg precious howard goes "beetle why u crying" beetle goes.."nah man thats fake tears, its water" rofl
  7. this should be the kids who shop at BANG BANG thread FYI im 100% italian, born there, and only these americanized, ny/nj born kids even say they word guido. i dotn know what guido is anymore, i mean they way people dress these days in clubs. are they all guidos? this is a guido... 1989... cavariccis, black reeboks, drakar cologne, iou/bum shirts. gold chains, italian horns, etc etc whats a guido now? silver chains? versace blue jeans cologne, silver hoop earings, black or grey slacks and a clubbing dress shirt? is that guido now? ifso then almost EVRY guy is a guido... i dont think guidos exist anymore...just the ones who will neevr grow up...you know the 33 yr old guys and girls who still wear the stuff the guidos wore in 1989
  8. lol soooo what do you weigh lil man??
  9. im the guy who walks in at about 2am and all the *juiceheads* put their shirts back on....its a great feeling to laugh at these kids. then these kids start looking at me with the look of hate like "look at that fucking juicehead"....ummmm hello HYPOCRITES much lol :laugh: i go to that place for business purposes only, in and out in 1 hr..sadly these juice heads would still be 150lbs if it wasnt for me... and to answer ur ?? i like lounges, float and saci are nice, club lotus is good, most u kids wouldnt know ANYTHING about that place. i hung with puffy and pamela anderson there once, shes as dumb as dog shit, hes funny as balls. and im not hatin bro just pointed out the pathetic crap i see in these places...if u dont fall into the categories i described above...then no need for u to get all pissed....unless ur one of the under 200lb guys? lol just busting ur balls again man ...relax..
  10. :laugh: hey if u like that kinda thing and feel special in romper room(sf) then by all means enjoy .... im not a hater i just crush a lot.....
  11. why did i know YOUD say you liked it :) poor ametuers have NO IDEA what they are missing tastyt ..................... lemme know when and where to serve that double
  12. wow i said *chink* and that made u flip out..what if i said other races derogatroy names? i wonder if its just the chinese? maybe YOU are the racist one i am glad that you didnt find the rest of my post unagreeable.... gotta love the sf crackheads, its like wizard of oz in there, all types of wack jobs. :D
  13. not racist at all..thats just how i talk...i like to shit on all types white/black/yellow, im sure they are nice people, but damn they are annoying, like nats.
  14. finally someone who goes to SF that has 1/2 a fucking brain!! :cool: quick overview of SF people... the *normal*ones (very few maybe 1%) the ugly girls who get fake tits to take the attention away from their disgusting faces (90% of the girls) the out of shape bloated juice heads with no shape (49% of the juice heads) the skinny wanna be juicers they i call *1st cycle fags* that weigh 185lbs soaking wet ( 49%of the juice heads) (like that kid on mtv who got calf implants) the inscure people who goto sf and pop drugs all night to feel better about themselves (99.99%of the crowd) oh and the fucking chinks(or is that exit) liek a damn Godzilla movie set. oh and the trannys LOL sick
  15. um AOL America Online im convinced its only for horny guys and horny girls..ive never knew there were so many whores on Earth till i got AOL. unreal damn... :D ps...doesnt mean everyone who has aol is a slut more like 99.9% lol
  16. you gals like it? or you still to young and inexperienced to have had the pleasure to have done it right. :) an orgasm from a tongue in your ass and finger in pussy and other hand rubbing clit is AMAZING :D
  17. lol dry spell? when in doubt(or DROUGHT sp?) in ur case, A O L nuff said lol gotta love dem aol hewas
  18. lol im a SCORPIO hun im addicted to giving oral to all orafeces HINT HINT if i cant lick the pussy i dont even wanna bother with you, thats how addicted i am to the pussy...i once dumped this one chic who didnt like her pussy eaten, no matter who did it, she said it was a dirty thing to do...so i got rid of her...lol fuck that i NEEED to lick the kitty DAILY!! and after i give u about 10 orgasms clitroal and gpspot(usign my finger) and possiblt from eating the ass MMMMMM.....then i commence intercourse.......HOLD ON BABY.....LOOOOONG ride ahead
  19. lol sup playa! nah NONE of them believed me until i did it, some were curious and kinda intrigued but i dont think they actually beleived me until i did it.....last week i was having striaght intercourse for 2hrs literally 120minutes of intercourse, i must of sweated off 10lbs, she made me stop cause she said she was so sore but said it felt so damn good but she needed to stop lol. i love fucking a new girl, the shock i see on their faces when we are having sex is a fucking rush to me lol that and the fact they they all tell their girlfriends about the amazing sex and when i see them they always look at me differently lol, some try to score with me on the DL when the girl isnt around... lol bunch of hewas!!
  20. bwhahahaahah oh no not the 185lb skinny ass punk from MTV who got calf implants the size of my wrists!! BWAHAHAH home boy needs, quad, ham, pec, bi, tri, back, delt, trap implants too HAHAHA good one bro!!!!
  21. i know lol but whenever i hear fat tuesdays i think of laboom down the street...........ahhh cancunnnnnnnnnnnn
  22. ok this is a real fucking shame...i think u ladies are fuckin too many *boys* and not men either that or these guys are just plain LAME! one of 2 things need to be done, ill give these lame punks advice and teach them the tricks of the trade or ill lend my sexual services to you ladies for free, cause this shit is bugging me.
  23. i feel bad for you girls you need an italian scorpio like myself to do the job right :)
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