totallytrance

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I always nag like a 40 yr old woman and I'm still stalking totallytrance peace out, tunnelbandit

I'm with misk on that one!!!!

I stalk totallytrance peace out, tunnelbandit:)

haha, go to BuMp and "..." and post your pic on the sticky thread

I sitll don't have a wife and kids, maybe it's b/c I go to clubs and hit on little girls peace out, tunnelbandit

I am patriotic , see my sig, that's me dancing in front the red white and blue...

No, I realized I'm a better dancer than he is

I have no idea what I'm talking about peace out, tunnelbandit

I shave but I'm going to switch to waxing.... ouch!

My face, Legs, and my ghetto booty....

<~~~~~5"5 - 5"6, 5"10 with my awesome shoes....

I actually love the jeans because they fit on my ghetto booty...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?) A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.)

"I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?" peace out, tunnelbandit

Everyone talks about BMWs , do you guys even know what it means? (Just checking....)

The USA has dollar bills to wipe their ass with it and everyone knows that in the world, and as long the US makes the wrong choices about the money then no one will favor it....so stop arguing b/c you 're not getting anywhere....

Alcohol - 13 Cigs - 13

I gave you a 10 as well, so I think now you're getting like a 7. something....

So who else is going to the best place in NYC - Webster Hall ? peace out, destinyschild

I accomplished to post up to 473 posts !!! I'm stiill bored and not tired , maybe I'll get up to 500....

GAME OVER

V is for Vibrator