embodiedhate

Mos Def!

No, its fucking annoying. Hmmm, kinda like you

Translation: I had to eat Shady b-boy spunk and they didn't tell me beforehand that they were going to nut on my face, so now I'm gonna talk shit because I'm a stupid barnyard whore!

I love you How can I please you my Goddess of the Moon and Stars.

Did someone actually buy you a happy meal?

So did I . I really can't tell which one of my hate names I've been better with, this one or IHI.. I guess only time will tell you barnyard pissdrinking horsecock smoker.

No, not this time, there are simply no barnyard scat fun words for this one.

And now, as tribute to my favorite Alter-ego I.H.I. ( I must say, its impressive that it took me telling you fuckwads to figure it out) as well as my other alter ego Phonx I will now sing the Barney Song: Everybody NOW!! "I love you, you love me, toddler beastiality If you touch me right, I'll give you a big bone. Just you wait till we're alone." "How about incest, don't you see? Fun for you and fun for me. Let's go find Baby Dot, turn her over and see what she's got. We'll take her out to the back lot." "I love you, you love me, if I'm not on you'll cry incessently Tell your parents to buy only Barney 'Cause tapes and dolls mean money for me." "I love you, you love me. We're a happy fam-i-ly... You don't need that other family anymore boys and girls. We have each other now. That's why we can touch each other like this..." "I hate you, you hate me, we're the Manson family With a nick-nack-paddy-wack,stab you in the back Barney smokes and peddles crack." "I'll squick you, you squick me, let's squick our whole families! With a rip, slash, whip it out, stick it in the wound, Barney loves you, please stay tuned!" "I love you...you love me, cause you are...so tasty" (sound of the purple one devouring one of the kids) Kid1: "Barney, where did Cindy go?" Barney: "She went on a little trip...to learn about nutrition!" LOOOOVE!

self love is beautiful isn't it

Now everyone knows that you're me and Phonk also, don't lie you piss licking piece of monkey turd.

YO MAN I TOTALLY FEEL WHAT YER SAYIN. PEEPS BE GIVIN NO REEZPEKT TO HIP HOP IN DA CLUBZ TODAY. FUCK ALLDAT HOUSE SHIT N' STUFF. I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO COULD POSSIBLY TAKE MORE HORSE COCK THAN YOU. I LOVED TH PICTURES YOU SENT ME OF THE GERBIL JAMMIN SESSION FROM MONDAY NIGHT SIIIIIIIICK BEATZ YO. SHIT BE TRYIN TO FADE ME LIKE I AINT HARD AND SHIT. YO, HERE'S THE DEFINITION OF BEATIALITY IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW:bes·ti·al·i·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bsch-l-t, bs-) n. pl. bes·ti·al·i·ties The quality or condition of being an animal or like an animal. Conduct or an action marked by depravity or brutality. Sexual relations between a human and an animal. SICK SHIT YO!! SORRY I DIDN'T COME CORRECT WIT THE ALL CAPS TO MAKE SURE THESE PEEPS HEAR ME BUT I GOT KINDA CAUGHT UP DISLODGING THE ASSMASTER3000 FROM YOUR MOM'S ASS. WON'T LET YOU DOWN AGAIN MAN.

I didn't expect you to get it, that would take higher reasoning ability, something that unfortunately escaped you in the gene pool lottery. Tell me something.. Do you get upset when the guy doesn't give you the courtesy of spooging all over your diseased herpe infested lips after buying you that happy meal?

I know man, nice would be calling her a herpes infested beast licking bitch thats more broken in than the Holland Tunnel.

Will you please go back to the suburban lice infested shithole that spawned you?

Trying to make sense to a whore is like asking a junkie when The 700 Club is on again. It just don't maayn!

Yeah, or it could be you were sculpting this hideous projection of your beast cock cravings: Tell me, when the proverbial Equine unit is bigger than your body, does it cause internal bleeding? Or are you broken in enough now to take it to the hilt?

Yeah I know maaayn, pretty people rezonate like lollie60's ass-cavern after a good horse fucking! No joke!

Wearing a foam cap and a hoodie two sizes too small does not make you stylish. It makes you a cock sucking hipster horseman of the apocolypse.

Question: Do you ever feel the undeniable impulse to be violated in the most horrible ways by wild horses? Cuz it sure seems like that to me. Tell us, just how far can that Brahma bull cock fit up that skanky asshole of yours?

Fuck em in the ass with Aplomb! Aint that right Brother Bandit!!

You see, this is the problem with people like lollie60. I'm sitting here all revved up, engine in the red ready to let em rip like no tomorrow and she comes back with 'I don't know about that one.' I got a good run going, couple good zings and she fucking kills it like the fetal pig she sacrificed in the basement to cthululu (or however those mascara wearing teenage girl-boy goth kids spell it). I don't know what this world is coming to when I can't get at least TWO barnyard/anal fetish comments in on one thread. I mean, a year ago, I would have called her a dirty urine drinking scat whore that lives for nothing more than to take old farmer McCracky's prize bull Joe's dick in that puss boil of a slit that she calls a box.. but NO, she's gotta go and kill it. There's number 2..

What? Unclear on the definition of 'chocolate starfish' or that I want to stick my big green wang in it?

No, infatuation means that I'd at least buy you a happy meal before readjusting the size of your chocolate starfish

Actually, I'd rather stick my big green cock in you, so you wanna give it up now or do I have to take a number like at the deli counter? How bout this, I'll bring over my little mexican friend and then mac on your friends while he sings a song about conquistadores? That should do the trick (pun intended)