embodiedhate

I would be so, but sooo many of the Jabroni's on this board just looove calling me out on it. What ever happened to playing ball. I guess I can't expect that much from this generation of idiots.

OK, here's the deal: If you're THAT insecure that you think your guy is just gonna up and cheat on you while YOU'RE BOTH ON VACATION, IN ANOTHER STATE, A THOUSAND MILES FROM HOME, then I seriously suggest that you seek out psychological help, 'cause you have trust issues of a magnitude I haven't seen before. No guy is that fucking stupid. STARING on the other hand, is something you're gonna have to get used to quickly. There's just too much eye candy down there not to. Simple right?

Yeah, and Mr. Ed is getting lonley because of your lack of suckage. What the fuck is your point?

and I love every second of it.

All in due time. What I REALLY want to see you in is a suggestively tasteful evening gown and a pair of fuck me shoes.

Why can't I get people on this board to play ball?

Sometimes I'm on, sometimes I'm off, it all depends on the mood.

And you like trying to be the thoughtful guy with a brain. Take the needle out of your ass and read a book sometime.

I'd dress you up in a Schoolgirl's outfit and have you sing I'm a little Tea Cup while on K, you'd win in a heartbeat.

Listen, I understand you worship highmay, and would love nothing more than to have him piss on your pig boy face while you beg for more..but PLEASE!!!..Stop kidding yourself.

You pull the dark gothy chick thing off well, I like it

I never would have guessed.

Nikki looks like she'd give good head.

The first link comes up and asks me to save, the second link is populated by two leatherface strobelight pop tarts that seem to be attempting to spin, what's the deal?

In all hatefullness, and after reading the comments that these monkeyboy (and girl) rockstars are spewing, I just gotta say that the Cracktory crowd is probably the most ignorant bunch of worthless motherfuckers that clubland has ever seen. I am DELIGHTED that you people have a place like Cractory to sweat in because that means that I NEVER have to deal with you people. Have fun in your ignorance, it fucking deserves you!

Ladies and Gentlemen, after careful consideration and much background research we've decided to crown JP in all his pots and pans glory, KING OF THE UNIVERSE. And as a prize, all you lucky cracktory beefheads get to suck his horse cock!! 'Cause you all know you want to!

For you DonkeyBalls, I'm getting the red carpet ready right now.

And you still say you're not from Jersey. HA!

They had the keyboard backwards.

What was that DJ Renegaderectalherpe? For a minute there I thought your pie hole was actually moving without permission again. Just remember who your fuckin daddy is pig boy.

Definitely mediocre Drama from Mediocre people, good call! On our next episode of Bbooom and RacerX, bbooom gets the TV remote lodged in his ass and RacerX tries to set it on fire, parental discretion is advised.

I'm gonna have to agree with Quoth on this one, you guys just can't bring the drama. Not properly at least. Please, for the congregation's sake: Shut the Fuck up.

Especially when daddy shoves his fat cock down your throat, you horse spunk drinking pig boy!!

Convenience is no excuse for petty laziness.

I highly doubt that.