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embodiedhate

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  1. Sweeties?? SWEETIES? Listen you dirty piggy horse cock sucking five dolla ho thats so dirty she'd get thrown out of Hunts Point! We here at Club Planet pride ourselves on our ability to kick the nastiest of the nasty drama. So you better get back to sucking beast cock with that dirty, herpes infested maw you call a mouth before Old Farmer McVicker comes out and pisses on you like he rightfully should. Oh no wait, you'd enjoy that wouldn't you.
  2. While you're praying for things, why don't you ask the baby Jesus to bestow a greater grasp of grammar onto you.
  3. A hundred bucks says he fucks her the next time he comes into town. How bout it?
  4. I'm not even going to say it, nah I aint that nice: I told you so
  5. Fine, have it your way, I'll bring a camera.
  6. You know you love me cupcake. Now come over and suck my anaconda.
  7. PM me your address, I'll gladly relieve you of that freakishly huge yellow block mellon of yours with my good ole Lousiville slugger. Be sure to take that horse cock out of your mouth before you type the address, we wouldn't want any typos now would we?
  8. Yeah, you know, who could resist? With that big fucking acromegly head of hers.
  9. I don't remember asking for your fucking commentary you skanky cocksocket, now just do as you're told.
  10. Here's his full mailing information: Bill Bernanke P.O.Box 184 Syosset,NY 11791 Now, I want all you worthless horse cock sucking slackers to go out and find the nearest dog, let nature call and mail this shiteating pig boy next weeks lunch.
  11. Neither, I'd get much more gratification from pissing on your face you little cock sucking piggy!
  12. OOOH!! I'm quaking with fear. Now kneel down so I can blow a load on those glasses of yours you shit eating hewa.
  13. Yeah, but whether you like it or not you come from the same seed stock as Shook there. I mean, theres NO way an evolutionary cock sucking flea like yourself could come from my beautiful home state. Keep lying to yourself cock gobbler.
  14. You're a hermaphrodite remember? And don't try to lie to us and say that you're momma wasn't from the hardest of hard pipe hitting streets in harlem. There IS a reason all you sicilians have dark hair.
  15. Listen, your delusion is all well and good but it still doesn't negate the fact that those wolfman eyebrows of yours scrape the ceiling of the Holland Tunnel during transit!! Think of all those pissed off Port Authority employees. The NERVE of some of you cock sucking jersey people astounds me
  16. You may just be eh doughboy? Why don't you and Chocolate Shake Supreme over there have some butt sex and make marble cookies.
  17. OOOOOOOHHHH! Marko, please impress me some more with your cock boy sleuthing online!! I'm in fucking awe!!
  18. Do Rag here thinks he's quite the fucking comedian. My asshole farts to a bigger crowd than this cock sucker could ever dream to draw. He can try, but he'll keep failing.
  19. I don't remember inviting you into this thread you trick turning slut muffin. Now open wide for grandpa's worm.
  20. Listen up whorebaby supreme, I don't know what your fucking deal is, but you're Sherlock Shitheel routine is wearing thin. Why don't you concentrate on more pressing things, like accurately portraying the part of Catherine the Great during that unfortunate horse incident instead of constantly trying to insinuate that me and Tonnage of Funnage there are the same fucking person.
  21. Yeah, if they could find it under all those rolls of fat there orca-licious. Tell me something? Hows the water in Puget Sound this time of year, I hear all those berry loving hippies just LOOOOVE to attract the sealions to the docks. Easy Eatin!!! Now get back to gobbling that horsey cock you piss drinking shit eating pig boy cocksmack!!!
  22. Well maybe if that fatass of yours would hit the stairmaster a little more often you wouldn't be tossing like an orca that ate one too many sea lions Mr Fatty Fat Fat. Now come over here and give pappy a kiss!!
  23. Hoagies and Grinders . . Hoagies and Grinders . . Navy Beans Navy Beans Navy Beans! . . .. oopsie..
  24. Only if you're wearing the evening dress and fuck-me shoes while you're doing it you dirty dirty skanky skanky trannywhore!!!
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