embodiedhate

Who are you kidding? You know you'd fuck that guy.

Must be great to be 19.

Isnt that the nickname you gave it while your daddy and grandpa took turns sodimizing you?

Now THOSE things will definitely decompress upon release.

I'm gonna buy you a fucking calculator one of these days: You have 1.25 percent of the total posts. There's almost a MILLION posts on this board but their contained in 100000+ threads, hence your 1.25 percentage. Math, it's a beautiful thing.

You waited a year and 8 months to ask that fucking question? I'm impressed.

Either way, doesn't matter, as long as it's an OD.

Another sterling response from the brain trust of the future.

Exceptionally.

Take all the Crystal Meth you got left, cook it and inject it right into your corotid artery, should kill you in about 15 seconds flat. Oh, and have a spoon ready for the seizures, not that it really matters.

You are truly the sharpest fucking tack in the drawer. Do us a favor and splatter that brain of yours against the wall, cause God knows we don't need YOU multiplying.

Well, after you're done getting the birthday 'thrust' from daddy, not to mention the rest of your extended family, hail a cabbie and have him take you to Bed Sty at three in the morning. You won't have any problems finding it. Just ask the first shakey looking local you see. ---- <I'm just not feeling it>

Listen you shit slurping sorry excuse for a cum stain on your daddy's underwear! There's only one person that can Bitch the Phunk on this board and its ME!!! So shut that fucking goat cock sucking hole of yours or I'm gonna bring Mr Ed over and conveniently forget to lube that asshole of yours up!

How High? TOO high!

<home from work now> I SAID I was done hating for the day, and that's the 'normal' Reply I would give to Quoth's request that I come out and rip you a new asshole about what you said. You understand now? I'm glad all that post secondary edu..eh, Like I said, I'm done for the day.

I've run out of steam today. I must hide now. ---- If that's her view of perfection, then so be it. ---- Ok, I'm done..

Very well then.

Go for it. Really, I'm curious as to what you would say. Like I'm interested to know what you'd think would aggrivate me.

Even if you weren't you still couldn't come back with anything. Just admit it to yourself. Hmmm. I would cut a little deeper, but I'm gonna refrain.

That's the best you can come up with. I thought our very own fucking Rhodes scholar would at least try to be witty? Then again, we can't expect something from everyone, now can we?

Your persona amuses me. That's why I target you. I'm fascinated by your bitchiness and am dying to know the reasons behind it. To find out how much of a fucking princess you really are while you masquerade around here trying to sell us on you being a good person. Adressing your question: Me personally? I don't have a 'type', I don't believe in love, or emotional attachment like that.

I think not shitsmack, try again. Oh that's right you can't cause you're too busy beating off to the thought of your daddy skull fucking you!

Oh THE HORROR! Mickey McAlko: I'm doing fine today, glad to see you are too.

Do us a fucking favor and off your sorry old ass then. You're using up valuable natural resources that would be better allocated to the living. Got that grandpa?

With the bunch of yahoo's in that pic, I'd want Barney and Beefcake the Mighty from GWAR (solo) headlining. Oh and throw in a 100 foot fully animatronic mutant penis ( with fluid hookups) for effect.