embodiedhate

There's always time to deal with piss drinking cum buckets like Shook. Join in the party!

Your mother must be proud.

And while you're on the phone with them blondie, have them come over your house and dislodge that Mag-Lite that you so conveniently got stuck in your ass last night while fucking sheep down at old Mr. McVickers farm.

Mugwump, you're a great man.

Shook speaks a dialect of Cock-sucking-goat-fucking-dark-alleyway-whore-piss-bitchese.

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Now why would you go and do something like buying 200 tickets to an event? I'm sorry you got burned and all, but this is nightlife, and you have to deal with it as such. And tell me something else: Did you really think you were going to be able to flip all 200 of those?

Now that was good.

I think it's because he's finally found someone more offensive than himself: me. What's a matter Shook? You disgusting, cock sucking, sheep fucking moron? What's the matter? Where's the comback? Give me a fucking come back shiteater!!! Or are you as much of a piss drinking PUSSY as we think you are.

And speaking of oil, how'd that whole "Crisco" lathering go last night? You must have had a blast with that umbrella handle up your ass.

I noticed how you conveniently decided not to adress what I said. Deny, deny, deny. Go back to sucking cock down at the park pig-boy.

Your parents must be proud.

I would assume it's large quantities of schedule 1 amphetamines.

I know it seems hard to quantify, but I'm gonna ask anyway. In your conversations with this girl, what is the division of talking (percentage of you listening to talking)? And more importantly, what's the overriding subject matter of those conversations? I know it may seem hard to define, but please try. I have a theory.

CP Geeks? That's intriguing.

I can see that. Whatever makes you happy.

Sounds like you got some feelings of inadequacy there. Cute use of words though, you're getting there. Well, not really actually, but everyone needs an ego boost from time to time.

Did you not hear me?

Unfortunately, the majority of females, whether they admit it or not, play that very game. Sad, but true.

I highly doubt you can speak for everyone on this.

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Youth of America has spoken!

Don't you think there's better things to be getting angry about?

Fair enough, try again in a few minutes and I'll give you feedback.

Although I will say, it could have been a heck of alot more creative. But we can't expect something from everyone.

See, now that was harsh in a witty way. Read and learn joeg.