embodiedhate

Everything has the need to get laid. Dolphins are no exception. I wish him luck in trying to score with one of those flouride deficient British Girls.

I'll put 500 on "few years" to win please. I'd also like a "few years", "few months" , "never" box while you're at it.

Orbitz has been good to me in the past.

Hey. You think while you're in the middle of all that "huzzah"-ing and "hizzo"-ing about how America is supreme, you could take that plunger handle out of your ass and adjust your volume?

No, he's in denial about his quest to smoke every cock in the world. He's obsessed with it. Nothing in the world is going to make him happy unless he smokes every single cock (human or otherwize) in the entire WORLD. Because he's a cock smoking fiend!! Cock Smoker! Cock Smoker!! USA Is a cocky-cock Smoker!!

No, I was just speaking the truth.

The cuteness in this conversation makes me want to vomit.

That's what happens when the people in charge have no purpose.

My GOD do you smoke alot of cock!

I wonder if she has a bigger cock than that picture that was posted on the sex board.

James Lavelle.

Be glad, be very very glad.

You just figured this out?

Happy Birthday, one year closer to the ultimate, usually grizzly, end. Cheers!

I suggest you all go see him. His freestyle skills are beyond comparison.

Just because you can't tell them apart from each other, does not mean they don't have the right to host and play soccer.

It sucked. He should have cut her fucking face off at some point and worn it as a party mask.

Well, first off, that guy in the Civic can't drive. Anyone who manages to overcompensate that much on a simple forceful lane change mistake shouldn't be driving at all. Smooth motion would have avoided that situation completely. Secondly, I don't want to even see that guy's suspension bill after going over a raised median like that. In my experience Audi drivers are pricks, and had I been there I would have rammed my 76 Lincoln right into his back end just to prove a point: LOOK BEFORE YOU CHANGE LANES.

Tits are a great thing to see, but that's what the internet is for, not DJ'ing.

I would speculate that the girls bathroom adheres to the same protocol the mens bathroom does as far as stalls are concerned: Normal ones are lower to the ground, and the handicapped higher.

Everybody in this post would suck that things cock for five bucks and a happy meal. The amount of denial amazes me.

There's several million fish in the sea.

I believe what our illustrious Phuturephunk meant was that the ACT of repeating the same cycle, in this case trying many incompatible relationships in attempt to find the right one (even IF you know its wrong to begin with), is part of the cycle in fending off pain until one reaches happiness. Because, as we all know, even in incompatible relationships, there still are moments of happiness that are attained. These small moments act as an opiate to mask the pain. Another thing: Humans love to repeat cycles that are known to them. Choosing several bad relationships quickly in a row, a trait that is usually endemic with people who are chronically prone to bad human entaglement is the easy road out, the path of least resistance so to speak.

You're taking way too moderate an approach here. You gotta call em nasty names, or they're gonna continue right on with their shitbag coding habits.

Don't play the ignorance card. We all know your nastly little habit with golden showers and women's underwear. I think you'd feel alot better if you'd just come right out and admit that you love having your throat stuffed with thick cock each night down at the local park. And as for hoke and Joeg's picture. Don't even try to tell us you already haven't printed out a hundred copies of it, in gleeful anticipation of lathering yourself up in crisco tonight and imagining them pissing on your pig-boy face.