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What the fuck is the point of a thread like this?

photoshop.

I got to see it last night.

Sorry but I like my Saddam-like clones to be somewhat good looking and presentable in public events.

This will never end, which is fine by me, but I do think that if there was any connection between myself and someone else from this message board it would have been solved already in the past 2 years I have been on this board. In the wise words of Flavor Flav "yall niggaz aint got shit"

now it took me another half an hour to reply to that. dont worry, if your still drooling like a great dane in a mid summer heat over my posts, i will set you straight tomorrow, until then assume the usual position on your knees faster than Cristopher Lowell on a gerbil-stuffed Richard Gere and buff any monolithic phallus that comes into your sight with that Snak Pak swirling contents of a dental dam you call a mouth.

Main Entry: sar·casm Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m Function: noun 1 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual . Maybe I should make it easier for you to understand. Nada define la más caliente y la más loco más que un cuarto embalado con el Club Planeteers.

Nothing defines "hottest" and "craziest" more than a room packed with Club Planeteers's.

wow, it seems as if I have over-estimated your Third World Intelligence.

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Thats Alex Ochoa (sp) or some shit. He's the manager there. Just another example of what happens when trend's go sour. The Alex I was referring to was the tubby Spanish guy at the door. He used to do Spa Tuesdays. I believe now he is replaced by some little gay guy on Tuesdays and does Thursdays.

I DID notice that you just made that up. I dont care who who think I am Johnny. The fact that the Starship Genderbenderprize lead by you doesnt think I am who I claim to be just makes my job here even more entertaining. The fact that you think im a supermodel is beyond me kid, yet flattering. Granted I've been succesfull at this lifestyle, but it doesnt mean that I dont read books, watch movies, and surf the internet. I do think however that if I were to pose as anybody a male model would be one of the last on my lists. but keep up the detective work, its funny to watch you sniff thru stacks of panties for the past 2 years to complete an almost full circle of nothing.

both, but i cannot vouch for the nether region from that walking herpie.

she's a bitch and has bad breath

just accept it and let go dude, you've been at this for almost years and still are at square 1. Dont you notice that?

There is no secret, The case has been discarded due to lack of proper evidence. We will now return to regular scheduled programing.

Quite possible because I remember speaking to one of her ex's Wilhelmina model Jason Shaw, and he said that she was easy to pursuede with him..... I'd enjoy seeing that 70 million dollar pussy get stuffed.

my regards go out to quoth's family. With that being said, I find it amusing that everyone on this board has a single track mind thinking that I am someone posting on a false account creating a new persona. Ever since I registered here a while back I have always been me. There are many A List or names you would recognize surfing the internet and posting on chat boards annonymously, not saying that im Geroge Clooney, but they exsist. Work has slowed down a bit and im finishing a few classes then moving out to Los Angeles. I've given many of you invitations to meet up with me for a beer, but everyone ignored that and kept spewing false facts. Anyways, u can think whatever u want..i dont give a high flying fuck-all what a Club Planet Internet Online Social MessageBoard crew thinks and will continue to pillage thru this place like Godzilla.

Congratulations, your member number is #386. As your preferred elephant foreskin collar will take 6 to 8 weeks to ship, here instead is a nice frilly tartan collar in the meantime. Wear it proudly, as your part of a rare breed of slaves.

Wha Wha Whaaaat? Exscuse me but who lowered the ramp on the little blue bus to enable this troglodyte to wheel down and express his down-syndrome enhanced opinion? The next time we need your retard strength to lift some heavy electronic equipment onto atomicapple's yellow ricer van so he can make a honest buck on ebay I shall call upon thee, but up until then, please keep the straps of your headgear on tight.

This is where the bus stop's, nice meeting you. ciao.

Hey sugar yeah thats me in my avatar, im not ashamed to show my true self.... Im sorry, I will remember that your buck-tooth boyfriend has two R's instead of one. I should have read all of his 7483265845 posts. How embarassing, I will hang my head in shame. But please piggy, dont rase your voice at me or I'll be forced to prune that old-english pompadour resting ontop of your mis-shapen fetus like skull and give you a fresh downsouth Cleetus like backhand knocking out all of your stalagmite shaped crest whitening strip abused chicklets having you give DARRELL sloppy gumjobs for the rest of your life.

Certainly not that tar-tooth Beaver Cleaver walking experiment DarellG's. I only enjoy pigs in blankets during BBQ's or Catering Parties tootsie. Speaking of homosexual tendencys I find it interesting that good ole Darell hasnt morphed into Carson, Kyan, Thom, Ted or Jai after taking a good ole whiff of your beefy starfish which reminded him of Captain Jack's fishsticks.

this is not sugarnspice69's birthday thread so please remove your slop drenched snout from it and calmly walk back into the pen until you are called up. But since you already opened that cum deposit you call a mouth, yours truely shall kill two dodo's with one stone. Your both one year closer of doing this world a favour by decreasing the fugly mammal population.

no its not hard at all. you just need to fit their description of what they want for their Tuesday night party.